Magic the Hygroming

God I love magic, games, and more games.

[resurrectedteleport]

losing my shit over this

[olidel]

[theoddowldoodle]

He should be in all detective shows

[geekysteven]

[Image description The background for Blues Clues with Benoit Blanc from Knives Out]

[emmalostinwonderland]

Now I’m naht puhticularly familiuh with how everything wurks around heeuh, but I- I do buhlieve we just gawht a lettuh… wonduh who it’s from…

[rowdyonionrings]

[wizardshark]

Btw for reference this is my fav ace attorney art because of godot RIPPING IT on the sax

[sweet-tea-skitty]

Yeah that’s about right

[victusinveritas]

[victusinveritas]

But wait there's more.....

https://mybricklog.com/blog/bricks-minifigs-corporate-stole-old-mans-200000-lego-collection

[star-mom-selkie]

happy pride month

[star-angel-selkie]

this one kinda hurts when i see it every pride month. im glad to see an art piece of mine still circulating, and with nearly 100,000 notes too! it just hurts that im separated from it. everyone in the notes thinks im gone. im still here, but my potential community and connection is lost because im forgotten in place of the art. yeah, my deactivated profile does add to the profoundness of what i was saying, but i am still removed.

[anexperimentallife]

[gardenergremlin]

It’s called ‘being able to see the corpse’

[burning-cathedrals-deactivated2]

So if I put you in an L-shaped swimming pool, and you knew there was a corpse around the corner, you'd be fine?

[mwagneto]

loving the implication that I'm a little animal and you're a scientist putting me into various bodies of water to test my corpse:water ratio tolerance

[vee-dmsr]

[vee-dmsr]

of course 🫴🏼

[cartoonpolitics]

(cartoon Clay Bennett)

[spaghettioverdose-deactivated20]

It's really funny that redditors convinced themselves that the stupid Tiananmen Square copypasta is going to get chinese people forcefully disconnected from their internet service or something while the UK government will get your ass if you complete the sentence "Soldier F is ___" and has actively worked with google and with social media websites to censor posts or search results about Soldier F

[spaghettioverdose-deactivated20]

Like 90% of the shit people make up about China is actually true for the UK

[crionic-dubs]

Explainer: Why can 'Soldier F' not be named?

A man charged with the murders of two men and five attempted murders on Bloody Sunday in 1973 will not stand trial. Who is 'Soldier F' and w

David Cleary, mass murderer, aka Soldier F, named in Ireland's parliament. - Village Magazine

Deputy Peadar Tóibín, leader of Aontú, referred to Soldier F by his real name, David James Cleary, in  Dáil Éireann, the Irish parliament, y

[kropotkindersurprise]

In case the links ever go down, Soldier F is David Cleary, a British paratrooper.

He murdered two Irish people in Derry, occupied Northern Ireland, who were demanding their civil rights on what was later called Bloody Sunday, January 30, 1972. He wounded four more. In total 13 irish demonstrators demanding equal rights were murdered by British paratroopers that day.

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[purlturtle]

[ansixilus]

You're right and you should say it.

[redarmyscreaming]

I have ten pieces of wood from a tree that we had taken down I have to split. All I am going to do, while I split them, is think what a shit job I am doing thinking of this video.

[nothing-an-iratze-cant-fix]

Love that people will look at a video clearly shot in an industrial logging operation and focus on the attractiveness of the human standing in front of it all. Great job everyone.

[qsycomplainsalot]

You know we need wood for shit right, not every logging operation is destroying the amazon.

[qsycomplainsalot]

No as someone attracted to both the difference is definitely that she looks like she's having the time of her life.

[transmascmarypoppins]

why is this post completely broken in every way imaginable

[cecilsrandomeverything]

Broken notes… deactivated account… removed image….

Finally, we have them all.

[spacefinch]

In addition: OP’s name is just… gone. No “[insert username]-deactivated[insert a bunch of numbers]” as is the standard for deactivated blogs.

Just the world “deactivated.” Look upon their post, ye mighty, and despair.

[chatblancofficial]

It’ll be almost impossible to find this post unless it wanders across your dash.

[huewrite]

It wandered across mine. I shall help it travel forward.

[gossamermouse]

this is not a place of honor

[jackviator]

[dinosaurana]

Oh hey post of Ozymandius, good to see you again standing on your feet in a desert where no one remembers you

[apricoctopus]

Let the path of this post continue.

[youvereachedlucy]

stop it. This shit isn’t good for my heart.

[agnesmontague]

ive invented (note: dubious claim) something i call the bear diet which is mostly fruits and vegetables with fish as the main protein source and something like once a month you eat a few hyperprocessed foods of your liking because that is when you, the bear, raid a dumpster in the suburbs

[stellarskyes]

after the hyperprocessed foods, do you take tranquilizers to simulate getting captured by animal control and returned to the wild?

[agnesmontague]

i would settle for melatonin gummies but well. knock yourself out

[skarchomp]

objectively mystery inc could beat light yagami

[skarchomp]

even assuming he learns shaggy's real name and the death note works on a dog, ryuk could not kill shaggy with a heart attack. the man's immune to them. so ryuk would have to chase them down and they'd turn a corner and when he catches up to them they're decked out in juggalo makeup and berate him for being late for the show and pull him on stage where the special guest stars icp do a song and spray ryuk with faygo and when he tries to chase scooby and shaggy again he'd slip on the soda.

[cleo-fox]

Writing tips:

“You feel the bulge in his pants” - implies that you are feeling some guy’s penis, may be sexy depending on context

“You feel the bugle in his pants” - implies that this guy has a military horn in his pants, invites confusing questions like why does he have that and how big are his pockets

[maple-seed]

Both options convey that he's horny

[cleo-fox]

How dare you be funnier than me on my own post

[dafterwho]

“You feel the Bugles™️ in his pants” he has tasty corn chip snacks in there

[the-walrus-squad]

The beluga in his pants can be a throbbing hypersexual animal, make a horn-like noise, AND refer to a (very expensive) tasty snack.