It's me

27 | bisexual mess | been here since 2011 | consistently posts merthur and whatever else I'm currently obsessing over.

[weepingwidar]

David Shrigley (British, 1968) - I've Never Seen You (2020)

[jasperrwrites]

“are they lovers?” worse. they were supposed to be and never got the chance to

[wordfather]

mayor of sleepytown just declared emergency nap time for right now so thats why im nodding off if you mustt know. i have things to do but who am i to decline the mayor

[wordfather]

fell asleep 5 minutes after posting this btw

[timberwind]

you can post on tumblr even when you're trying to take a break from social media it literally doesn't count. it's like pepsi max, or pescatarianism

[sigunnlafeyson]

And they went and formed two of the most famous slash ships in the history of humankind, our iconic bi kings ❤️💜💙

[isuggestkillingyourself]

[tactfulsaboteur]

[apocryphics]

oh ok

[gorps]

[exeuntstormtroopers]

“Why would you stop in hell?” has changed my brain chemistry

[wholeheartedsuggestions]

forgive the version of you that didn’t know any better

[wholeheartedsuggestions]

forgive the version of yourself that knew better but did it anyway. forgive every version of yourself. we are constantly learning from our mistakes.

[wholeheartedsuggestions]

forgive the version of you that didn’t know what to do and could not have foreseen what the right choice was, if there even was one. forgive the version of you that made a choice and regretted it.

[traumatized-tiefling]

This is peak nerd internal monologue right here

[shhhhimwatchingthis]

BBC Merlin is insane as a show. Its an adaptation of Arthurian mythos. It's inspired by CW's Smallville (this is 100% real look it up). it stars 4 unknown 20 somethings and British acting legends. It's aimed at kids and families. its a tragedy. Its campy as hell. It will make you cry. It asks you, like Merlin, to believe in the Golden age of Camelot. It never shows you that Golden age. Everyone in the show is the most beautiful person you'll ever see. people will clown on the CGI. Its one of the most homerotic shows of the 2000's. Its an on purpose allegory for queerphobia, but those allegorious queer characters are largely villains. If you watched it when you were 12 you will never quite be able to let it go. This is a curse. This is an experience you wouldn't give up for the world.

[blu3b3rryj4mp1r3]

beanie baby dragon is crossing your dash

[1989nihil]

stop scrolling for a moment to let bby safely cross your dash!

[hawnks]

30+ year old women are the backbone of this website

[drbased]

reblog if you're literally 30+

[shutyourmoustache]

“No, your grandma didn’t speak in tongues, but she did sob. You called her a dipshit.”

[wulfhalls]

forever grateful i was simply too lazy to let the makeup industrial complex get its hooks in me. I was just like im not doing all of that. in fact. im doing none of that

[cumaeansibyl]

yeah I have political reasons for it now but my original and still most powerful reason is "I am not getting out of this bed one single second before I have to"

[clueless1995]

[diphowell]

what do you mean dan and phil can tell us that domestic/sleeping together fanart is accurate now?

[beaft]

me when someone abruptly asks me if i want to go and do something fun together but the fun thing wasn't part of my daily plan: