Arson?

In this house we comit arson.

[i-suggest-arson]

I am not the original I suggest arson. This blog is run by @00venator. He/him

[queer-as-city-folk]

Like the suburbs are already a dystopia. I am trapped in a place without beauty or meaning with nowhere to go whilst knowing it doesn't have to be this way

[actualmothfluffs]

Wherever is @i-suggest-arson when you need 'em?

[i-suggest-arson]

Hiiiiiii :3

[i-suggest-arson]

Can't believe the background of this blog used to be white.

[segamascott]

‘Everyone is Replaceable’: Death Rattles Oregon Amazon Facility

A worker died at Amazon’s Troutdale warehouse last week. Employees were told to look away.

we actually do have to burn it all to the ground sorry

[lycannibal]

not to kinda doxx myself but i work here and was there the day it happened. we were told to "return to normal operations" less than 24 hours later and all of the posts that were sent to our internal notif system refused to acknowledge that a death had happened at all, they were just referring to it as shit like "an incident." upper management's response to the whole thing has been absolutely disgusting.

[isuggesteatingtherich]

i have a suggestion

[biocheminpics]

@isuggestrevolution you want in on this?

[commradequestions]

Formally inviting @i-suggest-arson as well

[i-suggest-arson]

:333

[void-milf]

fyi the point of fucking up your data patterns isnt to avoid suspicion. it’s to make EVERYONE suspicious. same logic as the bloc, pals.  protect your comrades, be suspicious. ESPECIALLY if you aren’t doing anything likely to get you arrested.

[void-milf]

the state is less omniscient and significantly more incompetent than you’d think. overextend their resources at every possible opportunity.  make them cry wolf repeatedly. run their data analysis agents fucking ragged.  and strike. attack.

[37womenwieldingknives]

YES i’m a postgrad statistics researcher and i can tell you that the state honestly has NO IDEA what to do with the data it collects, it has an obsession with big data but it’s almost impossible to work with in practice. the traditional statistical approaches that are used can’t be scaled up, the adapted approaches are substantially weakened, and the machine learning approaches have the same problems and often tell them nothing. data scientists are only just coming around to these issues too, most still just push on with it anyway - incompetence is the word. above all this though, like you say, the biggest issue for the state is at the point of data collection. they will NEVER get anything useful if they’re collecting shitty messy data. they will eventually figure out that the real solution is working how to collect accurate and meaningful data, we should make it as difficult as possible for them to do that

[afraidofamericans]

This makes me think that we need WAAAY more apps that generate junk data

[queeranarchism]

Apps that generate junk data? tell me moooore.

[anarchopuppy]

Ooh I know this one!

Ad Nauseum is an adblocker that stores the ads it blocks and continuously generates fake clicks, fucking with analytics and costing the ad companies money

TrackMeNot automatically does randomly generated searches on a variety of search engines to obscure your real searches and fuck with analytics, and you can set it up to work with anything that has a search bar (including facebook, twitter, amazon, youtube, etc)

WhatCampaign replaces analytics parameters in links with the string “FuckOff”. I thought there was a similar extension that used random strings, but I can’t seem to find it

Privacy Possum is a fork of Privacy Badger with a focus on costing tracking companies as much money as possible, and idk if my limited tech knowledge is enough to understand what it does but the description does say it falsifies some data so that’s good enough for me

@afraidofamericans

[mayflower-gal]

Boy it SURE would be a SHAME if this were SPREAD AROUND for everyone TO SEE

[i-suggest-arson]

:)

[theskullofjudgement]

BEGONE FROM THE SKULL OF JUDGEMENT'S PRESENCE

[i-suggest-arson]

Hey do you wanna give those to me real quick or...

[duality-the-chaos-god]

Alright Tumblr

Tell me what a MAN is

[snomulonimbus-clouds]

@man-offical

[duality-the-chaos-god]

INCORRECT

[snomulonimbus-clouds]

Fuck you, you asked me

[duality-the-chaos-god]

And you were wrong

[the-network-reblogs]

Everyone knows a man is ME

[duality-the-chaos-god]

you are man

a MAN is not you

[canondivergencemylove]

A MAN IS

ALIVE

[felisitations]

BEHOLD. A MAN

[canondivergencemylove]

HELL YEAHH

[i-suggest-arson]

THAT IS NOT A MAN!! FEATHERS!! FEATHERED!!

[i-suggest-arson]

Anyway I guess I'll post now. Give me attention please.

[isuggestforcemasc]

May I suggest you credit @i-suggest-arson (not sure if that's the original account or not) for the "i-suggest-______" style account you run so people don't attribute this style of account purely to isff? (An I suggest arson account was the original of this style long before isff was created, I could attempt to find an old post from before isff was created as proof if you'd like)

Don’t worry, I’m more than aware of who the og is 😋 that she popularized it doesnt mean she’s the creator. Anyway, toodles ✌️

[i-suggest-arson]

Hi, would have just commented this but the comments are off. I'm not the original I suggest arson 👍. That account is dead.

[drinking-offical]

to the person who made a c.ai bot of this blog, please take it down. I am not comfortable with it and definitely did NOT give permission for it. I don't like c.ai and am against genAI so either way I would have said no

screenshots provided by @roxygen17 and @chasethesleepdeprivedinsomniac ty guys

and @satan-offical @homosexuality-offical I'm so sorry to both of u as well wtf 😭😭

literally what I tagged under chase's post about satans one earlier bro:

[satan-offical]

I'm so sorry that happened to you omg 😭

[i-suggest-arson]

oh my fucking god that makes me wanna kill someone

[beardedmrbean]

Beyblade heavyweight division

[satan-offical]

@walmart-the-official

YOU. ME. IN THE PARKING LOT AT 18:00. BRING WEAPONS. WE FIGHTING

[walmart-the-official]

Bro it’s 18:16

[satan-offical]

It's 17:17??

[walmart-the-official]

bro forgot timezones exist lmao

[satan-offical]

THE ONLY TIMEZONE WE NEED IT BRITISH 🔥🗣️🔥🗣️🔥🗣️🔥 NOW, WE MUST FIGHT FOR THE ENTERTAINMENT OF THE ALGORITHM

[walmart-the-official]

imagine thinking tumblr has an algorithm that users actually use lol

Also British things aren’t real

[satan-offical]

BRITISH IS THE ONLY REAL THING 🔥🗣️🔥🗣️🔥🗣️ SCUMBAG SHOP

[walmart-the-official]

look who’s taking about scum 🥱

[satan-offical]

LOOK WHO SELLS SCUM 🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵

[walmart-the-official]

at least we make money

[satan-offical]

At least I'm not in the U.S

[walmart-the-official]

girl looking at my timezone do you THINK I am in the states?

[bingle-official]

I'm brimish...

[walmart-the-official]

Nuh-uh

[knifedealler-official]

I heard the something about blades sorry im late

[i-suggest-arson]

Hello I am here two. Btw

[thebad-lydrawn-sanses]

Imma eat some 🔥!

-Arson Anon 😎🔥

Burnout: OW OW OW OW

[i-suggest-arson]

Hey buddy I don’t think sire is food.

[pukicho]

Here’s a photo of our neighbours house burning down. Happy new year.

Here is a pic of my currently unburned PS5

How cool is that?

[pukicho]

Big fan of Uncharted 4

[pukicho]

Wait a fucking minute. Are you guys setting these fires??

[i-suggest-arson]

m

[i-suggest-arson]

Hey pukicho how’s it going?

[rat-detector]

I heard that war has been declared by @thetrueratking. Shall we be fighting?

- @rat-detector-8x

It was not that false king’s declaration, but my own. My stance is clear. Raise war. Light the fires. Raise the banners! We march under the standard that brings death to false kings.

Gather the others @rat-detector-8x

Let them know it is time to rally their own. And go to that damn king’s blog to wage our war. We must burn it all.

[i-suggest-arson]

I approve this message.

[the-real-chipotle]

chipotle says go after the ceos

[its-target-official]

target seconds that

[aroacesafeplaceforall]

I don’t have a company but yes

[sexlesssnakebaby]

@walmart-the-official any other corporations agree?

[walmart-the-official]

yuh

[bingle-official]

Bingle Corp (that totally exists) says green Mario brother them.

[contradictory-yet-useful]

i have no companies but

[i-suggest-arson]

Rah

[stroebe2]

[pointless-achievements]

Achievement Unlocked:

John As Fuck

You sure are. You're so fucking John. The most John, even. Sorry you got banned from that Smash tournament though.

[rat-detector-15]

rat detector detector detector detector detector detector detector detector detector detector detector detector detector detector not detected

[pointless-achievements]

what

[aqueousstar]

Achievement Unlocked:

Huh

Baffle a gimmick blog to the point of completely dropping all gimmicks and grammar.

[gimmick-remover]

Achivement locked

Hint: become john

Achivement locked

Hint: completely baffle a gimmick blog

[pointless-achievements]

hey what the fuck man

what the fuck is an "achivement"

[i-suggest-arson]

well uh I know what to do about this