Who Am I?

Da Vinci

[ahmedharara]

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[moniquill]

[traycakes]

It's not just to have a "do over" that doesn't involve the original cast, it's to cut them out of the royalties. Literally the entire point is to make sure all the money made by Harry Potter goes to transphobes or people willing to work with transphobes.

If you watch it, you are supporting bigotry, hate, and oppression. That's just objective reality. All for a story that you probably have already seen in movie and book form.

[apocalypse-angel]

#the last point is especially true since the old cast receives royalties for anything with their likeness on it#meaning the original trio still gets money for every mug with their 14 year old faces on it#if they stop making those and replace them with the new cast which they will the old cast gets cut off completely#which is again exactly what rowling wants because she cannot stand those 'ungrateful brats' as she would likely put it#and as she has last say in anything that gets made in harry potter paraphernalia this might also explain the decrease in faces on products

via @discipleofkleio

I hate Rowling so much.

[revelation19]

[mumblesplash]

scurvy has got to have one of the biggest disease/treatment coolness gaps of all time. like yeah too much time at sea will afflict you with a curse where your body starts unraveling and old wounds come back to haunt you like vengeful ghosts. unless☝️you eat a lemon

[kata4a]

[ijustreallylovedaredevil]

So I’ve noticed a bunch of medical errors in fics I read, so I decided to post this handy guide to some of the most common errors and some background on basic medical things.

ps- they are not medical treatment or first aid advice. I’m not actually a doctor. yet. but I am certified in first aid. this is just so your writing can be more realistic.

other parts can be found here

[ghostly-whump]

Reference for your whump/hurt/comfort fics

[intermundia]

to me there's really something about belonging to a generation of children whose star wars was the prequels, not the originals, not the sequels, whose shared formative childhood myth was not a hopeful one that ended in the defeat of evil and the birth of freedom, but rather a tragic one that took us halfway and dropped us in hell, at the nadir of civilization. lucas showed us to beware of greed, and the hardening of the hearts in fear and self-interest, the mechanization of people acting without empathy, the failure of mutual aid and symbiotic relationships. he depicted it in the way anakin chose his personal power and family over the good of everyone, becoming a fascist enforcer more machine than man, and the way palpatine first made the government worse and then instigated a war in order to get people to beg him to make it better through unilateral action. lucas warned us kids that money in politics would lead to liberty dying with thunderous applause, the empire rising, the jedi dying, the birth of the dark times. ultimately we have to borrow hope from baby luke to even put a glimmer of light at the end of the tunnel, but his very infancy puts a clock on how long we have to endure the darkness. this is our shared childhood myth, one of ruin. at least it's a story that gave us a vocabulary and mental model to understand what's happening, but god i wish we were the ones who got to dance with the fucking ewoks on endor's moon instead

[tobitheninjakitten]

Obi-wan Kenobi: [during battle] Will you marry me?

Commander Cody: I don’t think now’s the best time!

Obi-wan Kenobi: Now may be the only time! I love you. I’ve made my choice. What’s yours?

Commander Cody: General Windu-

[Obi-wan shocked at Cody's "choice"]

Commander Cody: -marry us!

[Obi-wan visibly relieved]

Mace Windu: I’m a little busy at the moment!

Obi-wan Kenobi: Mace, now, please!

Mace Windu: Fine then. Destined by the Force, we are gathered here today to…

[Mace is surrounded by battle droids]

Mace Windu: …lay down your arms and I will not remove them... [droids take aim] so be it....

Obi-wan Kenobi: Cody, my dear, do you take me to be your husband?

Commander Cody: I do.

Obi-wan Kenobi: Great!

[more fighting]

Commander Cody: Obi-wan Kenobi, do you take me to be your husband, in sickness and in health, with health being less likely?

Obi-wan Kenobi: I do.

[more fighting]

Mace Windu: As Grandmaster of the Jedi Order, I now pronounce you…

[interrupted by canons]

Mace Windu: You may kiss…

[more fighting]

Mace Windu: …You may kiss…

[more blaster fire]

Mace Windu: …JUST MOTHERFUCKING KISS!

[gomzdrawfr]

he hears you

a redraw of @cod-dump's post [original post here]

[4ft10tvlandfangirl]

About Gaza Funds

[sgt-tombstone]

Thinking about the 141 attending a formal military event—some high ranking officer getting a medal or retiring or some such; Johnny isn’t paying much attention—but their attendance is required (normally when shit like this happens, the 141 either is already out of the country on assignment or can quickly arrange to be).

Unfortunately, formal attendance means that regulations suddenly matter a bit more: dress uniforms, hair cuts, the whole nine yards. For Gaz, none of it is an issue; his default state is well within regs. For Ghost it just means taking his mask off, which he submits to with little fuss or fanfare. He doesn’t even really need to shave or cut his hair because he keeps both pretty short under his mask anyway. Price refuses to cut his sideburns or moustache and somehow gets away with it because… he’s Price and even the higher-ups who care about that kind of thing are willing to make an exception for Price.

Soap, though… Soap has to shave. He might be the youngest candidate to pass SAS selection, but that’s not enough to make the brass turn a blind eye to his carefully curated hairstyle and stubble, both horrendously out of regulation. His mohawk gets cut short, not short enough to stop being a mohawk altogether, but short enough to pass it off as a less conspicuous styling. His face, though, gets shaved completely clean. He complains about it the entire time, even though he’s alone in his bathroom, ranting to his own reflection in the mirror, and the moment he steps out, Ghost and Gaz absolutely lose it laughing, having to hold on to each other for support.

They petition Price to change Johnny’s callsign to “Babyface” and maintain for months that Price was this close to agreeing (the only reason he refused is because he knew that it would get shortened to “Baby” and he didn’t want to give Ghost an official way to flirt with his boyfriend over comms)

[yooo-lets-go]

Opinions on Phillip Graves?

Wtf is a kilometer???

[yooo-lets-go]

Rip

[myriadblvck]

streamer! soap: *minding his business*

ghost: walking by in the background

the chat: WHOS FUCKING HORSE IS THAT?!?!

streamer! soap: oh it’s mine. he’s supposed to stay in his cage but he learnt to pick the lock.

ghost: what the hell did you just say?

soap: he’s getting smarter, guys

[charrhylis]

look me dead in the eyes and tell me mr obi-wan “do you think it’ll go in the nose or the ear” kenobi wouldn’t immediately touch something he absolutely shouldn’t for the sake of curiosity

more ‘possessed by sith artifact’ au art can be found here and here EDIT: here also

(if anyone wants any more of this au, do tell. and if you have any ideas for it, i’m all ears)

[crossilco]

This is canon now.

[bubblew0lf1]

Intruducing Obi-wan’s half-form and gay panic Cody

[coruscantsbookstore]

fives: captain, fuck marry kill: skywalker, secura, kenobi

rex: first, kill skywalker because he annoys the shit out of me

rex: second, uh

cody in the corner, polishing his blaster, without looking up: i know you don't do it often, but i want you to think very hard about what you're going to say next

[ohyousillything]

Anakin tells Cody about the amulet he Made for padme and Cody thinks it's fab so he makes one for obi wan, tells him it's for good luck and protection. Obi wan loves it and wears it all the time and shows it to everyone, like look at this fine piece of craftmanship, it's a symbol of devotion and friendship. It looks a bit like an engagement ring, says Mace, but everyone ignores him. Then one day obi gets kidnapped and thinks he's going to die and he's holding the amulet and prays to it, and our of nowhere Cody comes and Shanks some fuckers and saves the day. Obi wan is amazed, asks Cody how he managed to find him, he was undercover and sure he was a goner, and Cody looks him dead in the eye and tells him he used the tracker in the amulet. Obi wan is like what do You mean there's a tracker in My engagement ring. Cody is like sure what did You think it was.

Obi wan, flabberstagged: You said it was for good luck and protection!

Cody, blank faced: thats me, i'm good luck. You've been protected.

Anakin is awed and annoyed he did not think of that but when he asks padme She's like don't even think about it.