Jamnose

20s. Ace. She/Her. Marked by the Extinction PFP by @luckyzuzu !

[averagefairy]

being at work while your personal life is falling apart has to be among the top 3 worst human experiences. You’re at your absolute lowest and someone wants to circle back on an email…… unreal

[pronouncingitwang]

at some point in your life you will be boiling fruit, water, sugar, and lemon juice in a pot to make a syrup or jam. the instructions will tell you to simmer for a certain amt of time. your timer will go off and you will look at the pot and go, "hm, this doesn't look thick enough. maybe i'll let it go for another 10 minutes." this is the devil speaking. it's only so liquid right now because it is at boiling point. it will thicken when it cools down. learn from the follies of my youth and do not let this happen to you

[yokowan]

at some point in your life you will be making a sauce or a stew in which you need to add cornstarch to thicken it. and you will prepare a slurry of starch in cold water and think "this looks like way too little starch to thicken this amount of liquid." this is the devil speaking. cornstarch instantly polymerizes at 95°C and if you add too much it will turn into an impossibly thick goop.

[le-jardin-inculte]

at some point in your life you will be making some sort of cream based dessert that requires gelatin to thicken it. and you will soak some gelatin sheets in water and think "this is too few gelatin sheets for this amount of cream." this is the devil speaking. it will thicken in the fridge and if you add too much you will end up with milk jelly

[shithowdy]

at some point in your life you will be baking cookies. you will take the sheet out after twelve minutes as the recipe instructs and the cookies will still be glistening and soft. "these don't seem cooked enough," you will think to yourself, "i should place them back into the oven until their edges are nice and golden." this is the devil talking. this is how you get dry, overdone cookies. the cookies will continue to bake on the warm sheet for several more minutes and then harden up after sitting on a rack for a while. trust the process. trust the process.

[whitachi]

at some point in your life you will be adding a small pasta to a soup and you will think "that is not enough small pasta." this is the devil talking. the pasta will absorb the stock and expand. this is how you end up with a soup that is a solid mass of soggy ditalini.

[araceil]

At some point in your life you will be adding garlic to a dish and you will think "that is not enough garlic." These are angels speaking. They are correct. Add more garlic.

[calamitys-child]

As is so frequently the case im also thinking about werewolves who work in healthcare. Paramedic uniform with MEDICAL ALERT SERVICE DOG on the back.

[calamitys-child]

This would be funny in multiple ways. Imagining her in human form refusing to elaborate on why her jacket says that. Coffee break and a dog biscuit. Alternatively imagining her in full dog mode very determinedly going through the first aid kit with her nose and flinging the appropriate wipes and bandages at the nearest person with thumbs

[calamitys-child]

This huge dog trots up to you and hands you a little pamphlet saying hello im your nurse today we'll be doing a diabetes screening and you're like oh cute gimmick I know that's a thing you can train service dogs to do. Then two days later your very much human nurse is talking to you like you've already met and you're like girl this is our first encounter what are you talking about

[calamitys-child]

Youre in the waiting room and a passing doctor takes a deep breath and immediately goes awh man okay sit down you're gonna need seizure meds in a minute

[stardust-rushing]

@guiltiest-gear

[judithchopsley]

just so we're clear:

SMG - Submissive Machine Gun LMG - Lesbian Machine Gun MMG - Masochist Machine Gun HMG - Homosexual Machine Gun GPMG - Gay-Pride Machine Gun

stay aware of this

[maimedcanine]

[maja-paja]

[kikmessenger]

sits on my own blog like it’s the edge of a lake wistfully

[kikmessenger]

skips a stone over a few posts

[ferrettaur]

So like an hour ago I just lear🪨︵︵ned that— what the fuck was that. Someone just skipped a rock across my post did you see that

[judithchopsley]

yeah sometimes i do wish i was small and just kind of inherently cute and started hrt when i was a teenager and that girls would coo over everything i do just because they wanna protect me or something but im just not that

[judithchopsley]

and its not that i mind being tall and kind of strong and stuff i actually like it and i want to get strong again just because i like being strong but i just wish i could still be like. treated like a cute little doll or princess or something sometimes. maybe even often. idk

[onedirectionforever]

“you support gay rights so you must be gay”

i support animal rights do i look like a fucking alpaca to you

[onedirectionforever]

turns out i am gay

[monsieurenjlolras]

holy shit how’d this alpaca learn how to type

[mywitchcultblr]

Diversity win! The alpaca is gay!

[adreamthatsworthkeeping]

[thebirdkiwi]

he was a llama

[fritextramole]

a llama?! he’s supposed to be dead!

[keplercryptids]

i don't "date" and i don't "chill" and i don't "hang out." i make pacts. i swear oaths. i forge unbreakable bonds. this makes me a cool breezy person to take on road trips et cetera

[tiifu-ndovu]

[reneelovesrobots]

Fun fact this would absolutely work on me

[reneelovesrobots]

many such cases

[olyoil2-deactivated20250812]

People are like “it’s so beautiful no clouds at all” it could use a little clouds if I had to be honest.

[holoprisms]

it literally could use a little clouds if i had to be honest

[if-loki-was-a-fox]

The most obsession inducing trait a character can have for me is knowing somewhere in their heart That They Are A Bad Kid

[if-loki-was-a-fox]

This isn't necessarily literal. It can apply to characters who aren't children too. But there's something about characters who are either certain of the fact, or terrified of the possibility, that they are just fundamentally wrong and bad at their core

[if-loki-was-a-fox]

It is also important to me that it is not true. No one is fundamentally broken and evil.

[bluberryffxiv]

when i need them to kiss but i have no ideas

[nature-nerd-sarah]

Bocchi the Rock is partly a wish fulfilment story. Every socially anxious tgirl has at some point wished an extrovert would notice their shared hobby and adopt her into her lesbian polycule on that basis.