i am Shit

Alex

[barbie-verse]

Since I've been getting a lot of new people on this blog it's probably about time I make a post like this

Hello! My name's Saira (she/they), I made this as a fandom side blog to avoid spamming my friends who follow my main ( @lady-of-the-sun ) with the hyperfixations that get a little out of hand but I make sure to tag everything appropriately!

Though this is a silly little side blog, to be clear, it is ALWAYS free Palestine, free Sudan, free Congo, fuck ICE, liberate any countries or people's going through genocide, oppression, or anything of the sort. If you are able to, I'd highly recommend checking out this masterdoc with links to help educate yourself and support with different issues worldwide. If you don't agree with these views then go ahead and block me cause I don't want you on this blog. Simple as that.

Now that that's clear! I hope you enjoy watching my mental health deteriorate over fictional characters (occasionally non fictional too)

If you're here for the heated rivalry twitter au here's a link to the masterpost (updated semi regularly)

I only ever post on tumblr or AO3 (my account is ladyofthesun) so if you see anything of mine floating around the internet then please let me know

Askbox is open! I answer asks with "#saira answers" so feel free to block that tag if that's not what you want to be seeing!

[chessys]

what’s a good cutoff age for tumblr

no one should be on tumblr

[jari-memes-that-melt-steel-beams]

I met the woman of my dreams on Tumblr ^_^

[friendly-octopus]

I met the man of my dreams on Tumblr 👀😁

[chessys]

i met a girl who made a hate blog about me and threatened to leak my nudes!!!

[rigaya-deactivated20180901]

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[doubleca5t]

Great post guys, hit the showers

[urfaveisunfuckable]

loki from marvel is unfuckable!

[pikaglove]

[captainlivingalegacy-deactivate]

Lol

[neil-gaiman]

who even are you. like what did you write

I have no idea. Let me see if anyone else in this ask place knows.

[str0kethebigtree-deactivated202]

he was in arthur.

[telebisou]

you're thinking of Jill Eikenberry; I think this guy was an astronaut of some kind

[asingerofdreams]

that's Neil Armstrong, I thought this guy was in How I Met Your Mother

[neil-gaiman]

That's Neil Patrick Harris. I think this might have been the playwright who wrote The Odd Couple.

[merinnan]

That’s Neil Simon. I think this is the musician who wrote Sweet Caroline.

[hils79]

That’s Neil Diamond. I think this is an astrophysicist

[oneiriad]

That’s Neil deGrasse Tyson. I think this is a river in Egypt.

[omgpurplefattie]

That's the Nile; I think this is the Irish guy who made the movies "The Crying Game" and "Interview with the Vampire".

[stripedsweatergirl]

No no no, that’s Neil Jordan. I think this is the English author who helped write Good Omens.

[aphony-cree]

You’re right! This is Terry Prachet’s tumblr. Good job everyone

[cuddlydemons]

ok I love this meme but like

Neil Gaiman actually was in Arthur.

[neil-gaiman]

This is true.

[helloitsbees]

this is entrapment

[helloitsbees]

two equally delightful paths here:

1) a very simple and genuine “i like your shoelaces”, which tells me that you are either a lesbian or a very cool ally

2) “i like your shoelaces” followed by the pronounced grimace of one recalling their past sins, which tells me that you were a 2012 tumblr user. i now hold the power in this conversation and you are at my mercy.

[asofterepilogue]

if you know about 2012 tumblr how do you hold any power in any conversation

[helloitsbees]

well, stucky fanfic url, the trick is to not let them know that you are also cringe

[excusing]

this is the most poignant burn ive seen all year

[helloitsbees]

[wilburian-deactivated20221116]

everyone lost

[mango-pickle]

#tumblr is an ecosystem you kill one trophic level and everyone starts dying

(via @binguscore)

[headcanons-for-egos-deactivated]

King slowly kissing DA and as it gets more passionate he starts to get shy and hides in DA's neck, DA kisses his head and ask if he wants to stop, he shakes his head and pulls them into a deep kiss while griping DA's shoulders. DA gently rubs circles on his hips as he slowly starts to grind down on their thigh. And they both have their first time together after that and thinking about this makes my heart go 🥺.

King would make sure they’re okay with anything he does. He makes it as passionate as possible. He goes at a slow pace at first and eventually speeds up. He kisses their neck and shoulder as he’s thrusting. He makes sure they cum before him. Once they finish, they cuddle and fall asleep together.

[markiplier]

What

[in-my-defense-i-was-left-alone]

touch starved people reblog this

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I’ve changee my Instagram username after like 9 years of having it, I feel weirdly emotional

[an-absolute-travesty]

I’m sorry but your profile picture looks like a female version of Boyinaband

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I’ve been told that I look like him before

[imnotsureanymore]

Well, I didn’t know him so I googled and-

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I also kind of think he looks like @setheverman but with colorful hair

[valtharr]

are you saying Dave is actually the fusion of you and Seth Everman

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I’m saying Infinity War is not the most ambitious crossover anymore

[tech--romancer]

Im gonna do something cursed

[tech--romancer]

God forgive me for i have sinned

[one-time-i-dreamt]

ERZHHGGGJJGRUKVFUBZKZXUVUVIFUFZFUCFZDTDZFUGIGIDUDUFUVKGKHIFUFUFUFIGUFZ

[the-real-peter-parker]

BILLIE EILISH????

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Which one of us???

[mememan93]

yes

[milk-a-cola]

[fourteenzero]

[the-worm-man]

this is like the end of a scooby doo episode

[archie-is-actually-a-girls-name]

Wait. One-time-I-dreamt had a…face?

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Hey, I still have it!

Not for long

[one-time-i-dreamt]

W-what

KOH THE FACE STEALER!!!!!???!!

[angrytexastoast]

[rembrandttheforbiddenone]

This is just the best interaction on the site

[alpha-tequila-uncle]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I DO WONDER why this happens with every single photo of me I post

[hungarianator]

we still need some superwholock shit

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Somebody once told me that I look like Misha Collins in a wig, so there’s that

[tinygenderfluid]

[mueritos]

hiya! I figured id make an informational post about the little things ive noticed about being on testosterone that I found weren’t talked about a lot when I was starting my transition and even before when I was doing my research. I think that trans sexual health is an extremely important part of trans peoples lives (and that doesnt necessarily mean sex) seeing as the physical changes that happen during transition are often foreign to us. Sexual health keeps us healthy and comfortable in our bodies, so do your best to stay attentive to your body’s changes! As always, consult your doctor if you feel the need to. These are only tips ive learned from transitioning myself and from my doctor when I asked about certain things.

PATREON

[bixels]

Sokka, Suki, and Toph watching Aang energybend Ozai from the airship.

[sokka-with-his-hair-down]

[click for better quality]

Book 1, 2, and 3 Azula in the Zuko and Azula role reversal AU I posted a little bit of art for. Lemme know what you think! :)

@zukos-daddy-issues @friendsofkyoshi here’s more of the AU :)

[zukos-daddy-issues]

I love the idea of this AU so much, i like the thought of her hair growing out throughout season two. pixie cut azula man pixie cut azula

[zukos-daddy-issues]

It also makes me think about how the parallels would change. Would Katara be a non bender? Would Sokka be the strong water bender that helps teach Aang? Oh shit would Zuko have a Mai and Ty Lee equivalent?

God this makes me wish I could draw

[sokka-with-his-hair-down]

Ahhh you’re full of awesome ideas!! Yeah I think I’d switch up Sokka and Katara’s abilities but keep pretty much everything else the same bc Azula and Iroh bonding??🥺

And also PIXIE CUT AZULA

wait

Wait

WAIT

GUYS

KATARA WITH A SWORD

(And boomerang, of course)

[saltwatersins]

KATARA WITH A SWORD HOLY SHIT,

Would she share more of Sokkas personality and his warrior type thought process or would their personalities stay the same too

Wait guys I just thought of something

Hey guys Azula here

[sokka-with-his-hair-down]

Yes!!

Personally, I’d wanna keep everyone’s personalities the same (Azula would be far more mentally stable, of course) because 1) it just feels right and 2) i’d like to see how it would pan out! Like, would Sokka be goofy with his waterbending and just use it for fun? Would he and Aang take forever to train bc they share one (1) brain cell when they’re together?

Oh my GOSH KATARA FALLING IN LOVE WITH YUE-

Also I need to draw Katara with a sword sometime...

[nonotthebluepeople]

KATARA WITH A SWORD FALLING IN LOVE WITH YUEE YEESS

(Wait wait wait would Ty Lee betray Zuko because she loves Azula!!??)

Oh my god boiling rock???

AZULA TEACHING AANG FIREBENDING

[sokka-with-his-hair-down]

AHHH

[avatarnerdkiller]

Ugly modern au outfits > actually fashionable modern au outfits. Sick of seeing my beloved characters looking like ig teen influencers. Sokka has dorky glasses and wears ugly athleisure and khaki shorts. Toph wears the same 3 sweatshirts everyday unwashed, big bermuda jean shorts, & tennis shoes with a quart of sand in em. Katara wears big long skirts, tennis shoes & crew socks…and has braces. Zuko wears either an ill-fitting suit and tie or a slightly too big & rumpled work polo. And Aang? The only difference in his fit is that he wears light up sketchers with his monk robes

[fala-alfredo-pasta]

OP why you gotta make fashion suggestion that I gotta see at 5:00 am and impulsively draw immediately after?  Anyways heres ya go I tried ;-;

[thedaniverse]

I am a little high but what if people proposed with beautiful, intricate knives. Ladies would gather around the table and be like “guess what finally happened!!” And pull this beautiful, intricate dagger out of her purse and all the other ladies would gasp and congratulate her

[thedaniverse]

Me: I’m a little high but –

Y'all rushing to that reblog button:

[chuckyzoopa]

It’s an awesome idea tho

[weareoracle]

Because I have a tag for pretty weaponry, some knives I’d accept as proposals follow:

[lianabrooks]

I said yes! 

(but, actually, hubby bought me a dive knife when we got married so this works…)

[aelin-lovelace]

I can 100% get behind this as a new tradition.

[honeybeejohn]

Ok but this is amazing becuase knives are dangerous and you can use them to hurt other people but when someone proposes with one it’s symbolic like “yes I love you and trust you so much I’m asking you a very vulnerable question with something you could hurt me with but I know you won’t”

[undrinkablesmoothie]

@kinglesbiancore

[panismightier]

@lady-redshield-writes this seems up your alley

[redshield-writes]

This isn’t just up my alley, it’s traveled all the way down the alley, through my front door, and is sitting on my couch. I love this so much.

[genderlich-deactivated20211204]

@sparklemotion24 I know we’re doing rings but these are amazing

[fansonia]

AAAAAAAHHHH IT’S THE POST I’VE SEEN IN SCREENSHOTS don’t mind if I just-

[papayafromtv]

the only way im getting married

[thatdisasterauthor]

This is the only type of proposal I will ever accept.

[verilidaine]

I’m going to take the opportunity to plug a blacksmith whose work I adore who is among the many small-business artisans and vendors whose livelihood has been slash by the pandemic. This is Iron Wolf Forge, and they make these beautiful flower daggers (and other custom work!). If anyone earlier in the notes on this with a larger following sees this and can reblog, that would be amazing <3

[darkverrmin]

*Modern AU, where Geralt is still a Witcher who hunts monsters*

Contract giver: Why should I pay you more than I pay the neighborhood boys to get rid of the vampires?

Geralt, raising an eyebrow: I know my job well. Been doing it for over thousand years. I'll get it done quick and clean.

Contract giver: Huh. That is impressing. Can you get rid of our drowners, too?

Geralt: Sure, let's discuss the-

*Love On Top by Beyonce blasts in full volume*

Contract giver:

Geralt: *sigh* Excuse me. *turns away and answers his cellphone*

Jaskier: Hey, bab-

Geralt, covering the cell's mic: Please pick a different ringtone for yourself, this one's ruining my career-

[pukicho]

here I drew this

[lordfordida]

incredible!!!!!!!!!! id love to see more

[pukicho]

okay

[flat-as-a-board]

pleeeeease make this a merch design

[pukicho]

PER DEMAND THEY’RE BACK!

OKAY SO! As some of you may know, my poor little boy was taken DOWN by the Pokemon company for being too similar to a certain somebody who I’ve never even heard of before, hah.. but that’s besides the point. There was still a huge amount of demand for these boys, so I’ve been working on fixing and adding cute little features to a REBORN BOY! And to celebrate the occasion, I felt a new phrase was appropriate:

I gave this bad bitch a new fluffy ass tail, cute lil ears and a god dang smile that’ll last a generation! AND the old phrase is still available, pick your poison BABYY!

BIG BOY REDUX: COMPANIES WILL PERISH

BIG BOY REDUX: TAX EVASION

Thanks for the support, was real scary when pokemon company came knockin down my door, I’m glad you guys are still interested and wanna support my big smelly self <3

Current campaign will run from now til September seven, til 6pm Pacific time!!!

My birthday is on September 4th so now this current campaign is titled the cool boy birthday sale

[pukicho]

Available for another week!! Thanks for the support smelly little babies!!!

[half-rat-half-boy]

why do you call us smelly little babies???

[pukicho]

It’s a compliment of the highest order

[pukicho]

Didn’t mean to reblog this again but the site gave me a promo code: 100K it’ll give you 20% off til tomorrow, 11:59pm PST:)

[heavenly-dusk]

Part 1

When Azulon told Ozai to kill his son, Azula planned to kill Azulon herself. But first, she had to go to Zuko, watch him for the night until their mother came to watch him herself. Except, when Mother comes, she comes only to whisper apologies to Zuko before leaving again.

Azulon is dead the next morning, and Mother is nowhere to be found.

Which is just as well. She never knew Mother had it in her, but maybe it’s just because loving Zuko is like that. Azula is satisfied.

(Until Ozai burns her precious brother.)