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[iannwhite]

I fear I will never make a funnier joke in my life

[disorientation]

Having a "stupider people have done this" attitude about the things you want to do can open so many doors

[juliedillon]

The full set (so far) of my king + knight illustration series 👑 ⚔

[junglejim4322]

Why did 4 months of this year go by in like a week

[junglejim4322]

Where am I

[importantcatpics]

[biteybeast]

@flying-potato2

[flying-potato2]

[dogtoenail]

[serial-unaliver-deactivated2024]

realistic coworker conversation

[iannwhite]

I'm the co-worker that wants ketamine

[traceloops]

[worgens]

[hypersensationalism]

the fact that we're in a day and age where you can get dueted by malala. how can you show your face in public after this

[womenintheirwebs-archived]

[nitewrighter]

Big fan of this one as well.

[alexaloraetheris]

I love how Malala uses social media to occasionally do activism and the rest of the time adding numbers on 'to the power of' being a cultural icon.

[animentality]

[aqueerkettleofish]

IIRC, they had to terminate the project because the crows were attacking humans who were smoking cigarettes in order to get the "butt."

[biglawbear]

Let The Crows Force You To Quit Smoking

[spacedoutsnail]

Canadian figure skater Maddie Schizas had to ask her college professor for an extension on an assignment due to getting the dates mixed up as well as being in they Olympics

And he responded! He said absolutely and told her to just focus on the competition and that they’re all rooting for her 🥹

He also posted his first and only photo on Instagram of him watching her in the Olympics with the caption “I’m so proud of you Maddie!”

[innerchildabortionclinic]

"fruit has sugar" warning post reminds me of my coworker who told me to make sure I don't get "addicted to fruit". yeah i'm also addicted to a nice walk on the beach

[etruscan-boar-vessel]

me after developing a debilitating fruit addiction

[liberalsarecool]

KKK said the same thing about the hoods.

[bringingclawstoagunfight]

[s1l4s-3nj0ys-t0m4t03s]

i love sex workers and contraception and abortion and open relationships and gay people and transgenders and weird identities

[firefox-official]

idk where “monkeys like bananas” came from but im so glad its a thing because its so fucking funny for no reason at all

[risenempire-deactivated20210506]

They are both the same color

[firefox-official]

?

[patheticperipatetic]

They’re thinking of Curious George the yellow monkey

[firefox-official]

?

[firefox-official]

[jokesarefunny]

Paddington bear wears that yellow ass coat

[firefox-official]

[firefox-official]

his name is ted. also, he’s not a monkey

[firefox-official]

[mosticonicposts]

certified iconic post

[drukhari]

Hate the stomach's occasional tendency to respond to hunger with nausea. Like babygirl you are NOT helping your case right now by threatening to push the emergency "eject all food now" button!!!

[podcastwizard]

LIKES TO CHARGE REBLOGS TO CAST