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[badlydrawneverything]

y’all some real bullshit is that i even have to be alive right now…. like why couldn’t i have just been born an ichthyostega in the late devonian

[badlydrawneverything]

this could’ve been me….

[largishcat]

Me, trying to explain my obsession with southern gothic and weird alt country: look I don’t know why, but if a song is acoustic, in a minor key, and about murder, god, or america, i just go absolutely batshit

[gutterband-deactivated20200828]

Here’s my song “God’s going to murder America” in G minor

[largishcat]

I’d listen to that on repeat for five weeks

[cottoncanyon-deactivated2018012]

Reblog if it’s ok for people to give you $599.99

[sailed-0ut]

Please don’t hesitate

[imhellafit-personal-deactivated]

1 penny below reporting limit for the IRS… I see what you did there

[shysweetthing]

(Don’t give me $599.99)

That’s not the right IRS rule.

$599.99 is the amount below which a business does not need to issue a 1099 to a contractor who provides business services. The contractor still needs to report the income on their taxes.

The correct number for the IRS rule for money that is gifted rather than received in a business transaction is $13999.99–more than that, and the recipient has to pay tax on the gift and report it to the IRS. Less than that, and there’s no taxation or reporting requirement.

If we’re choosing amounts on the basis of IRS limits, give these people $13,999.99. 

Go. Do it.

[capriciousarsonist]

Reblog if it’s ok for people to give you $13,999.99

[lucentgallivanter]

me: i love you but please, please do not step on my keyboard. go a foot out of your way and go around

my lovable yet ungrateful cat, a troublegirl and a fiend: you could sooner divert a river from its course than deny my nature 

[davey-strides]

fuckin raw line

[nativenews]

[usamilovelove-deactivated202005]

wtf

[usamilovelove-deactivated202005]

this post is just calling anti feminists racist

[geekandmisandry]

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[voidambassador]

Would you look at that, the shoe fits

[drhds]

Which one of you Gays photoshopped the glass slipper into a Louboutin 

[batfangzz]

omfg first off WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK and second @drhds it’s LOUIS VUITTON NOT LOUBOUTIN 

[oppa-homeless-style]

give me your fucking wig

[kama-aina-killmyself]

Theres discorse here but im not sure what kind

[tymorrowland]

i want this forever immortalized

[broke-boujeeandlovingmarvel]

staff: no more nsfw tags

Y'all: Oh no how will we tag our nsfw work!?

Intellectuals:

[memewhore]

[hymnofvalefor]

[fateddemise]

listen the new screenshot with herc, zeus and hades looks like it could be a meme like

look at it

[starlightandtears]

[hungry-joe]

[thyrell]

no cops at pride only lizard in security vest

[thyrell]

[izzibu]

Good to see the situation well monitored.

[justgazing]

“Dude is a slur” is the funniest take I’ve seen all week

[katherinebishop-archive-deactiv]

[clairesclitpiercing]

life hack

[namirarots]

spicy boy

[triforce-princess]

things that need so much more appreciation; low poly video game birds that youre not supposed to look directly at

(twilight princess)

(splatoon 2)

(super mario odyssey)

(breath of the wild)

feel free to add on your own favorite low poly video game birds to this post

[theaquaticlifewithstevezissou]

something that no one asked for but I still think it’s necessary: my favorite letterboxd lists

[stephrc79]

Scuse you, I think we all asked for this.

[killerkitty707]

“Yoink” is the opposite of “Yeet”

[wierdrocks]

But it’s just as fast

[viewtiful-kim-deactivated202105]

The Lord yeeteth and the Lord yoinketh away

[rabbitsfeet]

Hamlet discourse:

“Get thee to a nunnery” is the first “begone thot”

[straightboyfriend]

id rather die than talk to one of those ppl who are like “you took 20 minutes to text me? well IM gonna take 40 minutes to text you thats what you get for ignoring me”

[straightboyfriend]

people who are tagging this with “#im that person” yikes… i wouldnt