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tfw = two fucking weiners
I swear someone walking in on me watching porn would be easier to explain than this
Bill has some serious issues
STOP SCROLLING!
Oka, I plan on following everyone on tumblr
literally everyone
Please reblog so I can make this happen
Me to my student: You need to pare things down. Just, like, Marie Kondo this whole paragraph. Student, softly to herself: Does this clause spark joy??
EXCELLENT WRITING ADVICE
Okay..um…So I recently came out as bisexual to my family…If you think Bisexuals are actually valid…please reblog…I’m trying to show my aunt - who told me what I was wasn’t a real thing, and I was only going through a phase - that I am valid and what I am is a real thing.
Ruby Redfort characters as Troubled Birds:
Ruby:
Clancy:
Mrs Digby:
Hitch
Blacker:
Froghorn:
The Count:
LB:
Baker:
Lorelei:
The Australian:
Buzz:
are reblogs really helpful or does writeblr not like what they get?
reblogs are very helpful and in various ways, the most apparent way is feedback / you give them the opportunity to gather more readers.
when you reblog a content creator’s work you’re 1) letting them know you saw it, and perhaps even read it. 2) you’re showing your followers this person’s content and letting them know you enjoy it! which gives them the chance to go and read more from that creator if they liked what they saw.
i know from personal experience that the two posts other people reblogged of my writing got more interaction (twice as many reblogs and, thus, comments) and in the process got me a couple new readers. but that can’t happen if posts aren’t reblogged, just liked!
i should also add, half the stories i follow now i only started following because that creator’s mutuals reblogged their snippets, character moodboards, and so on and so forth. so the stuff i scream about now i can only scream about because other people reblogged the creator’s content!
So like, I've literally started writing fanfiction out of spite because nobody writes what I want and I want to read it so
that is literally how fanfic writers are born that is literally it
im bitter because youre not wrong in the slightest
I write weird Sherlock fanfiction to spite my English teacher. I think she expects it by now, because nothing can be worse than the mountain erotica incident.
you’re my favorite type of student
what grade are you getting
Somewhere between a B and an A* it really depends on whether the teacher actually enjoys reading my questionable writing.
you are really earning that A
Fun fact! We’re now doing Sherlock. I have a huge bunch of Sherlock fanfiction on my computer. They are not prepared…
they really really really don’t pay teachers enough
I have had the same teacher for two years now and she’s had to mark all my short stories. After the third she just gave up I think
they don’t pay this one specific teacher enough
Writers: Writing What We Want To Read Because No One Else Will Write It For Us Even Though We Want Them To (founded 2019)
Fr? Lemme check this out
Here’s the link to all of the free online classes offered by Harvard:
https://www.edx.org/school/harvardx
But TBH I prefer the MIT Open Coursewear approach. Feel like taking a class on the policy and economics of nuclear engineering? MIT’s got you covered:
https://ocw.mit.edu/courses/find-by-topic/#cat=engineering&subcat=nuclearengineering&spec=nuclearsystemspolicyandeconomics
In fact they’ve got you covered with A LOT of their courses, everything from fine arts to immunology.
Have fun :)
WHERE HAS THIS BEEN THE LAST TWO YEARS
This was recorded by the Portsmouth Sinfonia in an experiment where all the members of the orchestra would swap instruments with each other and attempt to play them to the best of their ability.
favorite things about this
literally all the brass starts to get the hang of it and then the crescendos happen and everyone is like FUCK FUCK FUCK??? FUCK. JUST. BLOW RLY HARD.
the strings are lazy but also the same. like u can tell a lot of the ppl w/ the stringed instruments may already basically know how to play stringed instruments. like there’s definitely a section at the beginning where you hear a good portion going “oh yeah this is like. a smaller/bigger version of what i do.”
all you hear of any woodwinds is just “pffffttt??? pFFFTTTT???? PFFFFFTTTT I SAID PFFFFTTTT!!!!!” bc woodwinds are fucking HARD and you hear after like the first crescendo half of them just give up. they give up. they’re done. fuck this it tastes weird and my lips hurt.
that trumpet. that person is fucking TRYING man they fucking GOT this. they may not have figured out notes but they figured out LOUD and they GOT this.
I JUST DIED
I SEARCHED THIS POST FOR AGES OH MY GOD
hey, two quick reasons why wattpad is one of the best sites for writers out there
readers can leave a “vote” per chapter of any work so that votes rack up and the story looks more popular
readers can leave in-line comments on each paragraph of a story to say “i love this line!” or even “oh hey, there’s a typo here, bud!” which encourages readers to comment more and more often
genuinely, i wish every writing site had these features
Tumblr is getting a facelift
Some time ago we took a long, hard look at how we stacked up to the recommendations outlined in the Web Accessibility Initiative of the World Wide Web Consortium. This is the initiative that sets standards for accessibility for people who may need assistance using the internet. It outlines steps to take and tools to use to create as seamless of an experience online as possible, whether you have auditory, visual, or neurological disabilities, are using a limited device, are on a slow connection with limited bandwidth, or…well, a whole bunch of other reasons.
The result of that long, hard look? Not great. We needed to make sure Tumblr was accessible to anyone who wants to use it.
Over the past few weeks we’ve been making changes to do just that. Our inaccessible menus are more accessible, we fixed our poorly described elements, and increased overall readability. You can read more about all that in our most recent @javascript post about the mobile web.
Part of making Tumblr more accessible involved upping the color contrast in our UI, most notably on the dashboard and everywhere else that familiar blue touches. The light grays and muted blues had a contrast ratio of 2.02:1. What does that mean? Bad. It was bad, and we needed to do better by people with visual impairments.
Enter your new dashboard:
It looks…cleaner, doesn’t it? Like someone dusted off the poorly accessible bits. The blue is darker, the grays are lighter, all the buttons and icons are brighter with our new brand colors, and it has a contrast ratio of 7.87:1 What does that mean? Good! Very good.
The switch to your brand new, higher contrast, less dusty dashboard has been slowly rolling out this week. If you haven’t seen it yet, you’ll get it sometime in the next few days.
A note: We know that this color change on the dashboard negatively impacts the beautiful bluespace art so many of you have created over the past few years. Seeing these older posts lose the utilization of the dashboard—something that made them so special and unique to just Tumblr—is certainly not a great feeling. There’s no way around that. We hope, however, that this change only means newer, more bluespace art will be created, and that this time around it will be easier for everyone to experience.
Goodbye, #36465D. You’ve treated many of us well, but #001935 will treat every single one of us even better.
You know what I’m fine with? The blue. The font. You wanna know what I’m NOT fine with? The fact that I can’t be on tumblr for more than ten minutes without my eyes bleeding. CHANGE. THE. WHITE. Please. Or even better, CHANGE. IT. BACK. @staff @staff
Proving a point to my boyfriend.
PLEASE REBLOG if you (male or female) believe it is perfectly okay and natural for a guy of any age to cry
ok but who else regrets everything they fuckin say
I call bull shit on this
Bullshit here, how may I direct your call?
@i-am-a-fish this could be you someday
Reblog of you have aro/ace characters in your WIP!
My first post to break 100 notes!! Thank you all!!! You’re all angels!!!!!!!
This post broke 800 notes overnight!! Wow!!! I love the Ace Representation!!!
Hey sandwich, you look delicious, but before I eat you, I want to ask a question. If I eat you, will I turn into an idiot?
oh noooo,,,,, death,,,, im so scared,,,,,
and to answer your question, yes. Idiocy is a disease that is inherited and present in all human beings at least minorly but symptoms can be further increased by surrounding yourself with idiots, talking idiotically, and eating idiot sandwiches.
These are all facts my bio textbook said so
Jokes on you, im already an idiot. Any last words before I eat you?
I’ve hidden my life savings of $823693738382 somewhere and if you eat me I’ll never tell where it is. But by all means go ahead
I wont eat you if you tell me where your life savings are at =)
How can I trust you, you almost ate me. ATE ME
Its not my fault you look delicious =P
Then it’s not my fault that I can’t trust you with my life savings :)
You know what, im just going to eat you, no matter what you say. Any other words? =)
Hshdjdhdj this is too much pressure to come up with something on the spot, can you give me a few days?
Fine, you get to live for another week
Make it two, add on a hundred bucks and you’ve got yourself a deal
FINE! You get to live for 2 weeks!
Where’s my hundred dollars?
Hey sandwich, you look delicious, but before I eat you, I want to ask a question. If I eat you, will I turn into an idiot?
oh noooo,,,,, death,,,, im so scared,,,,,
and to answer your question, yes. Idiocy is a disease that is inherited and present in all human beings at least minorly but symptoms can be further increased by surrounding yourself with idiots, talking idiotically, and eating idiot sandwiches.
These are all facts my bio textbook said so
Jokes on you, im already an idiot. Any last words before I eat you?
I’ve hidden my life savings of $823693738382 somewhere and if you eat me I’ll never tell where it is. But by all means go ahead
I wont eat you if you tell me where your life savings are at =)
How can I trust you, you almost ate me. ATE ME
Its not my fault you look delicious =P
Then it’s not my fault that I can’t trust you with my life savings :)
You know what, im just going to eat you, no matter what you say. Any other words? =)
Hshdjdhdj this is too much pressure to come up with something on the spot, can you give me a few days?
Fine, you get to live for another week
Make it two, add on a hundred bucks and you’ve got yourself a deal