where did malaria go?

[chirp-tunes]

looking to watch the dream smp, but don't know where to find all the streams?

here's your masterpost. these are playlists of all the streams I could get sorted by season and POV (I had to include multiple CCs in some playlists because I couldn't be bothered to make a playlist for everyone, plus I was being rate-limited by youtube which is apparently a thing if you try to make like 40 playlists one after the other). all the playlists are in order, or at least the best order I could find.

SEASON 1

dsmp season 1, all POVs

dream, george and sapnap

tommy

tubbo

fundy and eret

purpled, ponk and punz

wilbur and philza

jack and niki

quackity

bad and skeppy

technoblade

antfrost, awesamdude and hbomb

SEASON 2

dsmp season 2, all POVs

tommy

quackity, karl, sapnap and george

tubbo

fundy and eret

techno, philza and ranboo

purpled, ponk and punz

sam and puffy

hbomb, foolish and hannah

jack and niki

vikkstar and lazarbeam

bad, antfrost and skeppy

wilbur / ghostbur

SEASON 3

dsmp season 3, all POVs

tommy

sam and puffy

tubbo

jack and niki

techno, philza and ranboo

hbomb, foolish, hannah & slimecicle

quackity, karl, sapnap & george

ponk

fundy

badboyhalo

and

tales from the smp

I'm 99% sure this is the majority of the streams and that they're all in order because most of them are from the one big watch playlist I've been using and they've all been chronological so far but I haven't checked every stream because fuck that so I'm sorry if this isn't completely accurate

lore streams only post when? 👀

[stars-and-spaces-in-between]

[tampire]

The faces of victory

[deconstructedclub]

[softblockwashere-deactivated202]

[anguishworm]

My mom said cat boy rights

[surprisebitch]

your mom is a true ally

[hakketenso]

国道12号🍑さんのツイート: “🐱🐱🐱🐱… ”

ゆきちゃんさんのツイート: “極悪四天王　ネコ舐めんなよに絡まれた… ” https://twitter.com/marinamiries/status/1115876071184969728

[ampervadasz]

Unmute !

[freakshows199]

I just wanna thank the person who put this across my dash cause I’m sad as hell but I still laughed a little

[girafflames]

WAGHGHHHH

[servals-dank-meme-machine]

[everythingfox]

“I found him in an antique store. He is baby.”

(Source)

[uguuuchan]

gimme sammich

[princesstigerbelle]

gib bagul

[gynandromorph]

i’m on the verge of tears because i’ve seen this post tons of times but today i realized the second reblog is cheezeburger speak for “give bagel” when i thought it was a dark souls boss name like 

[nonbinary-safe-haven]

Nonbinary hijabis don’t get enough love. Reblog to show a nonbinary hijabi your love and acceptance of them💕💞❣️💘🌸💗❤️💫❣️💓💙🌹🌷🌈

[ask-the-multishipper-blog]

oh god what did i do

IT SUMMONS MAIL EVERYONE TRY IT

[nyfian-deactivated20150105]

HOLY FUCKING COW.

[carverly]

OKAY IT’S TRUE

[lookingforpack-deactivated20181]

WHAT

[imivi]

???

[kittyluvr69]

I THOUGHT IT WAS A JOKE

WHAT HOW

[daxin-freeborns-news-feed]

I’ve been wondering what message it sends for awhile now, apparently it’s random?

[kynisme-blog]

oh?

OH

[ohcaptainmycaptain1918]

#lmfao no way #why do i reblog these things #hahaha #urban legends #tumblr myths #im so gullible 

nO FUCKING WAY THIS JUST

[followpearlpinesnotthisblog]

gUYS NO JOKE I GOT “motor oil” IN MY ASK BOX I’M SCREAMINH

[goopy-amethyst-deactivated20250]

I HOPE U GUYS DON’T LIE 

[goopy-amethyst-deactivated20250]

THIS SHIT FUCKING WORKS WTF

[stach3nscarf3n]

you’re shitting me

HOLY MOTHER OF ALL THAT IS GOOD IN THE WORL-

[blustrology-deactivated20180312]

i wanna see what happens

[annotateee]

it looks fun i guess

[little-white-noises]

Where did this even come from

[thefutaking]

This sho

[eddie-bullshit]

Wierd :o

[starlightdealer]

I want in

[mysterygirlsofficialtumbler]

I call doubt

[edeneye30]

Hmm

[amethysts-pants-official]

I D I D T H I S A N D I G O T A N A S K T H A T J U S T “ P A N T S ”

[nertleturtle]

i s2g-

[nertleturtle]

i fUKCIGN REBLOGGED THIS AND DAMN IT

[raging-kitten-deactivated201708]

I dont believe this

[thathighclassbitch]

My anon is off. Bout to catch this fucker.

[a-birdy-talks]

I don’t think it works like that…. It’s probably more like a deer, it won’t come out if it’s going to be caught… whatever it is that’s sending the messages x’D

[thathighclassbitch]

..what if it shows up as anon anyway?????

[a-birdy-talks]

O . O Then we know it’s a real myth and not just followers seeing you post this and sending random messages…. xD 

[angrybeardedbastard]

Hmmm

[katuki-yuri]

GUYS THIS SHIT WORKS

[lavendericy]

yolo

[decendedinhell]

I’m sure that this ain’t gonna work for me. Prove me wrong.

[totallynaf-deactivated20200218]

Hm.

[vampirojoto-remade-deactivated2]

ok i believe

[cuddlefights]

shrug emoji

[the-milk-was-expired-deactivate]

BITCH FUCK ME UP

[vorpalmango]

DROWN ME IN YOUR MESSAGES

[lvulic]

what is this mahogoney.

[cliche-ask-max-deactivated20171]

Dude wtf

[a-boy-and-his-gem]

((i am utterly confused))

[tabii-search-history-deactivate]

oh))

[neeancy-search-history]

Yeah right, as if it’s real…

(But I am actually desperately lonely and hoping it is)

[flowerscout-davey-search-history]

*rolls eyes* suuuure

[phoneykin]

//:^)))

[euphorickie]

pls

[retrostan-deactivated20180915]

NOT EVEN A MINUTE LATER

NOPE IM OUT

[sweetseaveydreams]

wot in tarnation 

can i get a hoopla

[themostbeautifulthing123]

Q?

[trashyeds]

I wanna see if something actualky happens

(UPDATE) it actually works

[finns-curls]

only doing this to see if something happens

(UPDATE - LMAO IT ACTUALLY WORKS)

[woahidiot]

OKAY LETS TRY IT

[vi-bi-bye]

Not even some magical being can make me get something on my inbox, that shit’s a fucking desert

[beep-beep-beverly]

Askbox empty will wait to see what happens

[beep-beep-beverly]

Ah it works I’m not having a crisis or anything I’m so confused

[vitalhemmings]

hm

[be-more-heidi-hansen]

they said “sorry, got caught in traffic” I’m knDJSMSN

[sluttykacchan-deactivated201910]

hm doES it really work?

[monkel-in-the-bathroom]

What the hell is this

[let-me-puke-in-ur-mouth-em]

If this works it will be the second thing to ever be in my ask box oof

[diego-hargreeves-official]

Aight let’s try

[tiso-heart]

i have tried this multiple times before and they all worked

i’m gonna be surprised if they still come in

[my-i-dont-even-know-mess]

Let’s try this bitch

[crab-07]

Let’s see if this still works

[charlessoda-deactivated20200226]

dont trick me, ya dingle

[lillypad-moved-deactivated20210]

I know for a fact that if I do receive something I’ll be super freaked out for no reason.

[theitalianscribe]

Let’s see what happens. I’ve lived long enough anyway.

[edaryn04]

Come at me

[dark-eyed-harmothoe]

I wanna

[so-lovelee]

please

[schrodingers-fyke]

Hmm… Maybe?

[strixton]

Holy shit it works!

[tech--romancer]

Ive got mail!

[itsmeeve1220-blog]

Let’s go gaymers lmao

[inkedmyths]

Why not? Will it bring people out of the woodwork?

[zonai-of-the-lost]

I want to see what will happen X3

[zonai-of-the-lost]

WHAT!?

HOW IS THIS REAL????

[mrstitanic]

I’m willing to try it.

[pheonixanxiety]

Let’s end this once and for all. I never get asks.

[pheonixanxiety]

No. I refuse to believe that this is real.

[anon-anti]

ha͡h҉aha҉hah͢a̕

[lemons-lies-crimes]

This exactly the kind of chaotic bull I signed up for

[dragonindigo245]

… does it work

[the-duke-of-deodorant]

Sorry for the long post but 👀let’s see what happens here

[loganquotesthings-blog]

I summon y’all come to my inbox spam it til it fALLS TO IT’S KNEES

[a-dumb-bitch-apparently]

I can’t sleep so I hope this works

[vix-the-fruity-bi]

Meh, i domt believe it, but, prove me wrong i guess

[dragonindigo245]

Same mate

[the-rogue-hug-thief-deactivated]

Press X to doubt 

[sp00ks-odyssey-deactivated20250]

hmmmm I do doubt so 

X

[legendofzeldafan05]

i want

[shandycandy278]

Ha

[satirical-spiritsmoved]

This is highly likely to be fake but hey, you never dive you never live right?

[smally-poly-and-off-the-wally]

PLEASE

[the-king-of-silver-deactivated2]

does it work??

[monchursouls]

Did it work?

[fieryfantasybooklover]

Oh?

[alexheretohelp-deactivated20200]

This aint gonna work :v

[alexheretohelp-deactivated20200]

UH– GUYS???

[tinysinner]

like for donald trump, reblog for this piece of grass

[blade-of-grass]

Blade of grass: 2016

[lemonade-drinking-ghost]

Blade of grass: 2020

[xoxolosergirl]

29,306 likes and 328,655 reblogs

[sailing-your-ships]

Reblog if you have used dude as a non gender specific term.

My mom often corrects me and my sister when we call each other dude, which really shouldn’t matter, but she’s making a big deal out of it anyways. And as someone who often doesn’t conform to what the defined box of what a girl is, it kinda hurts to be shoved back into place by one of the people who is supposed to accept me. So she told me to construct a survey and here’s part of it. Reblog if you’ve used dude (or other things like bro or man)as a non gender specific term before.

[carodoodles]

[seraphic-sapphic-safehaven]

I know this is unrelated to this blog’s content, but free education is always good and so is visibility for disabled people! So here y'all go!! 💛

[thisiswhymomworries]

OH SHIT I TOLD THE DEAF PATRON AT MY LIBRARY TO FUCK OFF I DEFINITELY SIGNED THAT ONE WRONG I’M SO SORRY WES

[fell-reverie-deactivated2026051]

This is like how the French language is constantly on the verge of sexual assault

[triggerlil]

Already knew this but it would be a shame for someone to accidentally call someone a whore when they meant to say thank you 😂

[papershroud]

[min0uet]

regret.mp4

[head-in-the-bubbles]

“OH RIGHT HE WAS A WRESTLER”

[himejoshikomaeda]

invader zim filmed this

[hatsunemikuwu]

Y’all these are the actors who are in the Spongebob Squarepants broadway musical that Plankton trying to knock down Spongebob

[the-privateer]

that context makes is 10000X funnier

[that-twink-over-there]

The Invader Zim laugh SENT ME

[emotionalempowerer-blog]

Please, reblog! IIt’s called self defense. Apart from having here, in the US, one of the highest cases of homicide and rape in the world and high rate of GBV, think about how this could help your mother or sister

[tamara-cleo]

It’s a shame I have to reblog, but please do the same