Haaaaaahn

bikes, food, music, funny shit

[yourdadsghoulfriend]

Brevity is the soul of wit & this was so damn creative

[occasionallydiverting]

hnnnngh, I’m trying to conduct global maritime trade, but I’m dummy thicc, and the clap of my hull plates keeps blocking the Suez Canal

[usamirenko]

 nourishes it

keeps it warm

fills it with love

fills it with rice

refills sanity bar

grants it a blessing

[thefinefriend]

can we all agree that walking outside and sitting in the sun

[prostheticknowledge]

Dildo Generator

Online 3D experiment by Ikaros Kappler which is described as a “Extrusion/Revolution Generator” ….

Created with three.js, you can alter the bezier curves and angle of the form, and is designed with 3D printing in mind (models can be exported and saved, as well as calculated weight in silicone).

Try it out for yourself (if you wish) here

[johnnystompanado-deactivated201]

the time is now

[susaine-mcswiney-deactivated201]

hell yeah

[defibrinationsyndrome]

ah yes, the ol rolling pin dilda

[spiffymuffin]

[caterjunes]

it’s called the purple ramjet

[jolys]

which end do you start with? the answer is yours to decide

[grillmasterxbbq]

shove a vase up your ass

[lord-kitschener]

not even jesus could save yall motherfuckers’ souls

[fan-troll]

i call it the matterhorn

[poultrymancy]

cackling just continues to get louder as I scroll through

[darklightescape]

i think this is the first time an internet community has discovered something customizable and adamantly refused to make penises

[teapotsahoy]

of course this is the post where tumblr is like “Seems sfw to me!”

[furiousfran]

I call this one the Megahorny

Just cram an entire table lamp up there

[ifitaintbaroque]

Me every time this post crosses my dash:

[rosegardenmassacre-deactivated2]

My laugh at this post is auditory evidence of just how sick I still am.

[prettyyinpunk]

Plate. 

[broadwaytheanimatedseries]

I’d usually post this to my NSFW blog but this is making me laugh so unreasonably hard that I can’t fucking breathe and therefore deserves to be on my main blog

[in3ffable-husbands-deactivated2]

Compiling some of the best ones from the replies-

[ragingbookdragon-deactivated201]

How you gonna do us like that bruh???

[mysukisilentdeath]

ITS BACK

[ivory-reverie]

M U S H R O O M

[bill-nye-official-blog]

en garde

[delphinidin4]

Seen on facebook. Please add more!

[lewwd]

[lizardlicks]

Hero.

[garbuge]

[moefongo]

holy shit its real

[ampervadasz]

[whitegirlsaintshit]

he ain’t need to put his boot on the meat like that

[supersexygamergirl]

[socialistexan]

[yanguang]

Studio Ghibli releases 400 free-to-use images from eight of its classic films, with more to come

Check out images from Ponyo, Spirited Away, and more

[phantomnonsense]

[thpock]

can you IMAGINE seeing adam west walk into an orgy and just start Being Batman… holy shit

[jokin-around]

This is litteraly my favorite anecdote ever

[luxjii]

Keroppi and Badtz Maru human

[forbiddnsky]

affection is DISGUSTING drown me in it

[shinraalpha]

This meme is so niche but goddamnit it is *my* niche