Igotboredthinking

I simply wish to stop. No thoughts no problems.

[igotboredthinking]

I want to be alone,

But you are so apart of who I am,

That when you are not with me,

I am not alone,

I’m not even there.

- If this isn’t my brain randomly recalling something I’ve heard and forgotten it might be the best few words it’s ever strung together into a coherent thought.

[wowusername]

Deadpool & wolverine review:

they should've fucked

[stolen-stardust]

[rabid-transcendentalist]

Long week for Cas and Dean

[secondbeatsongs]

(source)

[igotboredthinking]

At this point this meme is the equivalent of a broadsheet

[itsame-a-mio]

Happy Pride Month to everyone who gets this joke, laughed at it, or isn’t a homophobic or transphobic etc asshole.

Happy Pride Everyone.

Stay Gay.

[igotboredthinking]

Our children’s children will point and laugh at their history textbooks when they read the chapter about us. As long as we haven’t completely destroyed ourselves before then.

[fleshdyke]

every sunday i tell my liberal father that i'm off to go get another sex change. he tells me "yass monarch slay". but in reality i go to church to study the teachings of the lord. if my liberal father knew this i would be disowned. this is joe biden's america

[igotboredthinking]

Don’t waste time telling me how many siblings you have, or if you’re a dog or cat person, all I give a flying pet pig about is if you were allowed to write with a pen in primary school.

This paper will seek to identify and explain the correlation between those who were cruelly denied their pen licence and those who went on to become the funniest adults who are also very hot and are the coolest.

[igotboredthinking]

Would actually love it so much if my body didn’t think it was going fight and or flight and instead understood that I am literally just sat in a coffee shop.

Like who asked, ya know?

[travellinghopefully]

Happy Hogswatch

[jvmesdoesart]

he is silly. this is silly.

[igotboredthinking]

Ah! Talent!

[wordfather]

goodbye 2023👋hello 𓏏𓉔𓇋𓋴 𓇌𓅂𓄿𓂋 𓇋 𓅃𓇋𓃭𓃭 𓎼𓅂𓏏 𓄿 𓅓𓅲𓅓𓅓𓇌 𓃀𓅱𓇌𓆑𓂋𓇋𓅂𓈖𓂧 𓅓𓄿𓇌𓃀𓅂 𓉔𓅲𓋴𓃀𓄿𓈖𓂧 𓇋𓆑 𓉔𓅂𓂕𓋴 𓎢𓅱𓅱𓃭 𓅃𓇋𓏏𓉔 𓏏𓉔𓄿𓏏

[brightgreendandelions]

my egyptologist friend says this is a (very poorly) phonetically transcribed english phrase "this year i will get a mommy boyfriend"

[wordfather]

okay you werent supposed to know that

[tulipseason]

Ofmd: sorry if my 40% budget cut disgusts you so much

Me: I love what you made. no budget or otherwise. S3 could be shot entirely on sambas iPhone

Me: my gay pirate show….

Ofmd: don’t.

Me: I. Love.

Ofmd: no, don’t— you don’t get to say that to me.

Me: I love everything about you

[t4timekeeper]

my tummy hurts but at least i have a medical professional (baby cat) accompanying me

[yossyislandd]

hi baby cat here. we hvae to cut you in to ten million pieces with my claws forever

[t4timekeeper]

are yhou sure about this doctor

[pansyfemme]

im into some fucked up shit. raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens. bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens. brown paper packages tied of with strings. i could go on but you couldnt even handle it

[igotboredthinking]

Ladies, if you’re man squawks angrily, that’s not your man, that’s a British Seagull.