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ohhh my god I just fact-checked, Nolan actually DID cut the "Nobody" scene from his Odyssey movie. Mfer that is like cutting the Father reveal from Star Wars. Let me speak in a language you understand this is like not dressing Batman up in his suit. "It was not possible to work it in" the TikTok musical with a budget of $4 and a scratched Hamilton CD managed to work it in in SONG form, step up your FUCKING GAME
As someone who has written academic papers about the role of disguise and deceit in the Odyssey — Nobody is so damn important.
Prior to this point, when Odysseus tries to exercise Xenia (ancient Greek guest rites/hospitality code), he did what he was supposed to do. (Well, we think so anyway — notably, the most famous books of the Odyssey are told by Odysseus, who isn’t exactly a reliable narrator.)
But when Polyphemus kills and eats some of the men, the game changes. The Cyclops makes it clear he has no intention of abiding by Zeus’s laws, and will cannibalize the lot of the men. So, Odysseus responds in kind — he breaks Xenia and lies. He introduces himself under a false name as part of a trick. Polyphemus then breaks Xenia again — he tells Nobody he’ll be eaten last, and that is the Cyclops’ guest gift to him.
Odysseus’ transgression is clearly the lesser one. The Nobody trick works. It gets Odysseus and most of his crew out of the cave alive.
But, crucially, before leaving Odysseus sheds his disguise. He admits his true identity, in detail, so he can boast of his achievements and add vanquishing a Cyclops to the list. And it bites him in the ass spectacularly.
The only reason why Polyphemus can curse Odysseus, can bid his father Poseidon to curse the man who blinded him, is because he now knows who did it. If Odysseus had kept his mouth shut, he might have safely made it home from there. But while a big part of why the Nobody disguise vs. real name reveal is showing Odysseus’s hubris, it’s not just about that. It’s also about the start of a pattern that hurts him more than it helps him.
From this point in the Odyssey on, Odysseus lies about his identity constantly. And sometimes it protects him, but more often it’s a detriment or at least unnecessary. He’s lying about his identity primarily to people who are on his side — a kindly loyal swineherd, his son, his faithful wife, his ailing father.
The last one is especially damning, because happens when Odysseus has already killed the suitors and returned home and reunited with the rest of his family sans disguises. He knows from everyone else that Laertes never betrayed him or his legacy, but was mourning his son and heartbroken for almost a decade. Odysseus has publicly declared his return to everyone else — his father doesn’t know because he’s living in squalor remotely. But Odysseus doesn’t tell his father who he is. He makes up a fake identity and tells a story implying Laertes’ son is dead. And when Laertes bursts out crying, then Odysseus drops the charade and finally admits who he really was.
There was no utility to that lie. No loyalty to test. No hidden threats to worry about. But Odysseus still instinctively lies to his beloved father about who he is, only dropping the charade when he sees the damage it’s doing to his relationships.
Because at this point, lying is pathological for Odysseus. He can’t seem to stop doing it. Because with Polyphemus, a lie protected him and the truth hurt him. That is the point of the “ Nobody” disguise.
And they fucking cut it???
gave a time-traveled chalcolithic guy access to a computer and he immediately booted up photoshop and started adding more arrows to a picture of Ötzi and laughing
We need to start sexualizing the janitor's jumpsuit as the butch equivalent of the maid's uniform
That thing where the coveralls are unzipped and the arms are tied around their waist like a belt...
A small additional detail about Platner’s waffen ss totenkopf tattoo is that he replaced it with a celtic knot in the shape of a dog or wolf.
which… is certainly less inherently problematic—if it weren’t covering a totenkopf I wouldn’t think twice about it—but knowing how Celtic culture is fetishized by White Supremacists, it doesn’t really detract from the original problem as much as one would hope.
Let me tell you something about young, angry, military men. They are in a culture of violence, and many of us got tattoo's, especially of skulls. The cooler the better.
I'm not attributing a good reason for a bad tattoo, but not everyone knows the meaning behind every tattoo. I would suggest looking at the Russian mob tattoo's or the Yakuza. I knew a ton about the Nazi's and fascism when I was in the service, but I had no idea what this particular tattoo meant until I was twenty years older.
I know a lot of people are complaining about it and now complaining about how he covered it with another tattoo from another culture. He could have covered it with flowers and you'd be mad about that too, especially if those flowers were done in the Japanese style. Some people would likely associate that with war era Japan.
Have you never been young? Have you never made a mistake? Are you serious? Or are you someone who simply wants Collins to win because you didn't get your favored candidate? Or maybe you're a republican operative trying to piss off all the young people into skipping the vote? I am not sure which many people are anymore, but if I had the choice between Platner and Collins, I'd choose Platner for the time being. There is another election in six years. Which of these two people isn't part of a political party trying to destroy the nation?
First of all, Platners friends have literally come out and exposed him for being a fucking liar because he used to brag about his totenkopf to them by name lmao.
Second of all, Platner is a literal rapist and serial cheater, has said "rape victims should take responsibility" and that he would "rape a home intruder to show dominance"
and that "pissing on dead bodies is just displaying dominance" and also mocked a purple heart veteran who got shot by the taliban and laughed at him.
In conclusion ur blackwater mercenary nazi blorbo is cooked and u and all ur nazi tattoo having friends can just return to the slime holes from whence u came lol
I have a tattoo and I googled the hell out of it to make sure I wasn't accidentally getting a slur or hate symbol on my body. That's your responsibility if you're going to get a tattoo.
If Platner didn't know what his tattoo was (and he absolutely did), then he's a fool. You should not be a member of Congress if you can't research with a symbol on your body means. Do you want someone who isn't willing to run a simple Google search to be making laws? I fucking don't.
I was also a young man in the military. I never got a nazi tattoo. Nobody in my unit got one while I was there. Never saw a single nazi tattoo in my entire enlistment as a matter of fact.
Was young and did 8 years in the Army. Never got a nazi tattoo. And the one guy I met who had one got reported immediately to his commander.
languages that don't distinguish between formal and informal you are missing out on so much petty drama. my grandparents have two neighbours who once got into a huge fight over something honestly pretty trivial, so neighbour A said he was going to revoke neighbour B's du (informal you) privileges. neighbour B was like "okay but can i use du one last time?" and neighbour A was like "yeah go ahead", and neighbour B said "du arschloch" (you asshole). incredible.
What is your favorite dinosaur and why?
I can't say that I have a single favourite, but on this occasion I'm going to say this Kentrosaurus carrying the giant bagels, from the Dinotopia illustrations.
the silmarillion bride
modesty
“ok lets do warm up sketch”
“oh..”
I was telling my friends that for years I couldn’t take Star Wars seriously because “Darth Vader looked so stupid under the helmet”, and they were confused so they asked me what I thought he looked like. I proceeded to describe a purple, alien-skinned thing with horns all over its bald scalp. They informed me that was not, in fact, what Darth Vader looked like, and so I did a deep dive.
This lead me to realize that I conflated the face of Darth Vader with the face of a toy featured prominently in commercials around the time when I was a kid, so allow me to introduce you to what I thought Darth Vader looked like for 25+ years of my life:
Darth Boo-Bah.
I want you all to know that I went to post this on the Star Wars Reddit and they fucking hated it. That’s why I stay here, where people know what’s absolutely fucking hilarious.
“autism wouldn’t have been difficult before capitalism” “nothing that caused me burnout existed before industrialization” well what if your boots feel weird against your skin. and your cape is itchy and too heavy. and your brooch keeps making an annoying sound everytime you move and this party is too loud and you’re hungry and there’s pigeon stew but you can’t stand the texture of pigeon so you ate some olives and now your hands feel oily and gross and you drank a little bit too much wine (bc there’s no clear water. also it was too bitter) so now your head hurts and you feel a little hot but not hot enough to take your cape off and you promised this time we leave when I asked, Aurelius! you promised! and don’t forget we still have a three hour ride back home you promised it’s not going to be like last time! or something of the sort.
the ‘Life only started sucking in the 19th century’ attitude as anti-capitalist praxis is truly hilarious like. personally, if the sun was even a tiny little bit too hot on the back of my neck while i was being kidnapped and taken as a war captive after *insert empire here* conquered my home i wouldve been pissed. praefectus if the shackles feel weird on my skin im killing us both
you can't say "hydrogen bomb vs coughing baby" on a poll with a 60/40 split. that's hydrogen bomb vs regular bomb
Pipe bomb versus somewhat smaller pipe bomb.
Hydrogen baby va coughing bomb
Two bombs, both alike in dignity, in fair tumblr, where we lay our scene
joe biden should do another stimulus check where the ira sends me a lox bagel. with cream cheese please
irs.
the existence of "maybe", "perhaps", "perchance", and "mayhaps" suggests there should also be "maychance" and "perbe"
CAN WE MAYCHANCE NOT 😭
Perbe you should have thought about the consequences before posting a linguistic banger
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ISO: A Pasture Potato / Xanax with a Tail Attention Sellers: Our pasture is currently a 24/7 reality show of "Mare Drama" and hormonal side-
Here’s the Facebook post if anyone wants to read a lot of comments about very dumb horses! It’s public so no log in is needed
GREAT NEWS check out the post! they found their potato!!!
Screenshoted the update for anyone who doesn't want to deal with Facebook:
And a picture of the ham sandwich: