My Life in Denim On Denim

Toronto - Probably stoned - He/Him

[dogpuppy]

[blanketfortarchitect]

This would work on me

[baeddoll]

you betrayed everyhting you stand for and all you got in return was a kickass sword and ability to start fires with your mind and d cups. pretty good deal !

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[illusionistandpoet]

I was feeling myself after the gym the other day

[bo0zey]

 i tried to be funny and it backfired miserably

[bo0zey]

it’s 2014 it’s time we moved on as a nation and stop reblogging this

[bo0zey]

every person who reblogs this in 2015 is gonna get their ass kicked by yours truly

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[beemovieerotica]

[beemovieerotica]

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

[yourfriendlyneighborhoodsloth]

[littledivathatyouown]

[chatterwell]

[karvina]

ontario has never been observed but its existence is inferred by its effects on other provinces

[illusionistandpoet]

So am in real living in Toronto?

[kyousukebei]

grown woman behavior

[comicgeekscomicgeek]

Frieren is at the center of a Venn diagram of girlboss, girlfailure, and grandma.

[rimonoroni2]

the christian veneration of the lamb has always been terrifying to me in ways i can’t explain

[rimonoroni2]

here’s this figure that is vulnerable and easily abused and what’s admirable about it is that it doesn’t fight back and it doesn’t try to defend itself and it’s suffering is noble because it just sits there and takes it. pain is beautiful when you surrender to pain, suffering is godly when you don’t question or try to protect yourself and survival is ugly… like it is just me or is anybody else’s fucking skin crawling rn!!

[uhuh100]

[everythingfox]

DOG

dog dog dog

dog dog dog

dog dog dog

[svlc]

[thememedaddy]

[not-lupus]

he's quoting hamilton pre-hamilton

[loumandivorce]

devestating news for you

[malcolm-f-tucker]

[dear-julien]

I wish i could make wet passionate love to Dr. Pepper. That soda has done so much for me personally.

[tycemage]

Would you settle for his step brother?

[dear-julien]

*sigh*

fiiiiine

🫱(‿¤‿)🫲

[slimepost-generator]

it's ok to keep secrets, everybody has some skeletons in the closet. Wraiths in the attic. Ghosts in the bedroom. Mummy in the kitchen. Enchanted armor on the stairs. Slimes in the basement. Maybe a giant spider in the backyard. Beholder or two in the garage. Vampires are also in the closet

[slimepost-generator]

my house is very unsafe

[depsidase]

[ozempicofficial]