An awkward mess

ISFP | Aquarius | Ravenpuff | I'm an awkward noodle.

[pukicho]

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Just a lil 11/2 time signature fun 

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[pukicho]

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[queenjayrogue]

WHY IS THIS SO FUCKING PRETTY?!

[pukicho]

Because I wanted to 

[pukicho]

having fun? whore.

Yeah! Thanks man!

[pukicho]

HEY GAMERS!! Ready for another epic day of being too sad to game?!

[omegaverse]

I didn't sleep at all but I feel amazing I can feel the dragon energy coursing through my veins

[omegaverse]

[pineapple--cove]

6 AM vs. 11 AM

[falseknees]

Available in the False Knees print shop

[lemonlurkrr]

*Grabs your other hand* yes

holy shit

[lemonlurkrr]

Oh sorry my bad

[lemonlurkrr]

:0

[lemonlurkrr]

FUCK

[lemonlurkrr]

[shower-raccoon]

this has legendary post energy radiating off of it

[k-cakes-baglez-deactivated20240]

The tumblr massacre circa 2021

[two-thirtyy]

Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

Look buddy, i’m just trying to make it to Friday.

[taykoutmccleod]

reblog if its friday and you made it

[nuggsmum]

[dear-ao3]

hold on a fucking second. delaware is a state?? i thought it was a river? or is the river more important than the state? why don't i know this? (i should mention i don't like in america, i'm just confused)

there is delaware (state) and delaware (river) 

both are equally strange

the state is a tiny little cryptid thing

the rive is a monster that spans new york, pennsylvania, new jersey and delaware. also washington crossed it once and that was like kinda a big deal i guess. like crossing the rubicon in rome.

the state tries to me more important with its “im the first state!!!” bs (seriously its even on the fucking license plates) but we all know. its the river.

[dear-ao3]

THATS TUPPERWARE

[sobutmermaids]

i thought delaware was a place in ohio? why are there so many things named delaware?

[dear-ao3]

delaware is too powerful

[uncertaininnit]

what the fuck

[dear-ao3]

[skaktusposts]

Wait what? I thought Delaware was a store with building supplies. Like paint, wood, nails and stuff?

[dear-ao3]

THATS HOME DEPOT ???

[skaktusposts]

I know home depot, but dude I don't know anything about America mad have never been there. Are you sure there is not a some sort of store called something close to Delaware!?!

[dear-ao3]

.....ace hardware....?

[uncertaininnit]

this post has only been around for a few hours but could very well be a world heritage post

[dear-ao3]

but at what cost

[publiusmaximum]

This post launched at 8am PST on 12 Feb 2021. The above conversation has happened in 3 hours.

[dear-ao3]

[uncertaininnit]

he WHAT? i thought he was from. w. wait. ???

[dear-ao3]

delaware stole the presidents shoelaces for clout and became too powerful

[likethehorrormovie]

From the UK- and what do you mean Delaware isn't a type of ceramic?

[dear-ao3]

it is now

[tome-itwas]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame is it too early?

[kkshowtunes]

Isn’t delaware what they make computers on???

[dear-ao3]

software ??

[you-say-that-so-often]

I think they meant Dell Ware, a specific computer type. We had a Dell computer once.

I thought Delaware was that famous singer they spoofed in Zootopia.

[dear-ao3]

gazelle??

[king-finnigan]

oh i thought delaware was that one british singer lady, you know, the one from chasing pavements

[dear-ao3]

that's fucking adele

[metamelonisle]

isn’t delaware that place you go when you die

[shirtshawaiian]

youre thinking of superhell and all of you are going there

[totalrosalia]

how the fuck did any of you come to the conclusions you all made

[dear-ao3]

we live in america?

[vigilantsycamore]

I thought Delaware was that food delivery service that keeps interrupting youtube videos with their ads when I'm trying to have a good time

[abnormalmind777]

..... are you talking about Doordash???

[destiel-is-canon-what]

Isn't Delawere the name of that one girl in the song that goes "Hey there, Delawere"? She's from NYC or something.

[dear-ao3]

THATS HEY THERE DELILAH

[katherynefromphilly]

Pausing here to point out that op is “dear-AO3″ and now I’m wondering if Delaware fanfic would be categorized as RSF (real state fic) or AU (alternate unitedstates)

[dear-ao3]

stop i do not want to think about this 

[joyflameball]

Isn’t Delaware that SPN ship that exploded the internet

[dear-ao3]

[forensicrodentfool]

Everyone on this post:

[sith-shenanigans]

I love that the “no, that’s [x]” meme is making a comeback here and only here and nobody has any idea what’s going on

[jmercedesd]

Keep up the good work, we can make poor OP have a melt down yet. 

[dear-ao3]

[callme-corpse-septiceye]

Isn't delaware that one brand of pizza that's like "it's not delivery, it's delaware."

[dear-ao3]

[paulblartinum]

isn't delaware the god of the sea

[dear-ao3]

[robbietherat]

Isn't Delaware the name of that guy who painted the Mona Lisa?

[dear-ao3]

[lordechostan]

delaware is that one evil cyborg guy that has a son named Luke and a red laser sword

[kiwikipedia]

Thats Darth Vader. Im pretty sure Delaware is that other red-laser sword guy. You know. The one that stabbed Qui-Gon.

[dear-ao3]

what have i created

[hellsite-hall-of-fame]

I usually only reblog older posts, but this definitely deserves to be in every tumblr hall of fame

[dear-ao3]

this post has only existed for 8 days. 

[salemruinseverything]

happy one month birthday

[just-brain-thoughts]

This is just the “no odd number have the letter e”post

[articulate-anxious-atheist-deac]

it’s ALL odd numbers have “e” silly!

(odd numbers end in the digits 1, 3, 5, 7, 9 (one, three, five, seven, nine) and the only ones for which the word version doesn’t end in those words are/end in eleven, thirteen, fifteen, seventeen, nineteen. I will NOT elaborate or defend this lest this post become another. ur free to do this yourselves if you want tho)

[gumi-megpoidd]

i mean no even numbers end with 1, 3, 5, 7, or 9

[ainosukes-sadism]

oh no please dont make another number discourse im still reeling from the last one

[irenethehotdog]

What about infinity, if it's infinite the technically at one point as it goes on forever it does end in in either 1,3,5,7, or 9 but because it's infinite it's neither even nor odd. Yes? No? Idk I'm drunk

[dear-ao3]

this was posted exactly one month ago to the minute. 87k notes.

[goldenzingy46]

@dear-ao3​ do you need a hug

[dear-ao3]

yes

[mysnis]

What a chaotic energy and turn of events.

[ur-favorite-queer-queen]

Almost woke my sister up when reading this, laughed way too hard

[dear-ao3]

here, for all you fuckers asking, this is the damn delaware post

[agender-thanos]

holy fuck

[pukicho]

I just wanna fight people. ..

[forlorn-wrathboy]

atleast aim it at bad people. violence hurts both parties after all

[pukicho]

No I'm going to aim it solely at good people

[pukicho]

I'm getting a lot of backlash for saying that I only want to fight good people, but please hear me out, it's simply because they wouldn't fight back and it'd be easier, stop trying to villainize me.

[pukicho]

here I drew this

[lordfordida]

incredible!!!!!!!!!! id love to see more

[pukicho]

okay

[flat-as-a-board]

pleeeeease make this a merch design

[pukicho]

OKAY SO! As some of you may know, my poor little boy was taken DOWN by the Pokemon company for being too similar to a certain somebody who I’ve never even heard of before, hah.. but that’s besides the point. There was still a huge amount of demand for these boys, so I’ve been working on fixing and adding cute little features to a REBORN BOY! And to celebrate the occasion, I felt a new phrase was appropriate:

I gave this bad bitch a new fluffy ass tail, cute lil ears and a god dang smile that’ll last a generation! AND the old phrase is still available, pick your poison BABYY!

BIG BOY REDUX: COMPANIES WILL PERISH

BIG BOY REDUX: TAX EVASION

Thanks for the support, was real scary when pokemon company came knockin down my door, I’m glad you guys are still interested and wanna support my big smelly self <3

[pukicho]

Thanks for the support babes!! Will be available til the 11th

[charmmycolour]

Oh oh, sweet people playing New Horizons, I want to know!

🏝  What’s your island name?

🍒 What’s your native fruit?

🌺 And native flower?

🐣 With which villagers did you start?

🩰 What are you working towards at this point?

🧃 What passport title do you have?

🐹 Who are your dream villagers? Do you have any?

👚 Looking for some specific item right now?

🎈 Do you post/reblog about the game?

🎁 Do you want to share your friend code?

[im-awkward-go-away]

Cabbages

Oranges

Pansy

Bill and Plucky

Getting my dream villagers/Infrastructure

Total Trash

Lily, Freya, Nana, Hornsby, Ketchup, Lolly, Marina, Caroline, Sprinkle (currently have nana and hornsby)

The Flatscreen TV

I plan to

SW-1157-1784-6604

[im-awkward-go-away]

aquaward : I will make you a meme for $5 on www.fiverr.com

For only $5, aquaward will make you a meme. | I will make you meme however you like, or if you just want me to make a random one that's cool too. Your choice. Happy | On Fiverr.com

[im-awkward-go-away]

aquaward : I will make you a minecraft skin for $5 on www.fiverr.com

For only $5, aquaward will make you a minecraft skin. | I will create any minecraft skin for you, just nothing inappropriate. Be sure to be VERY specific when describing how you want it made. | On Fiverr.com

[soapulp-deactivated20200310]

walks around the house in a mentally ill manner

[xoxotupacsdaughter-deactivated2]

[i-am-a-fish]

don’t forget to eat some food today!

[princemaker-moving-deactivated2]

I’ll starve to death just to fucking spite you you stupid little carp

[jewish-tutter]

yes...this does interest me ...mazel tov monty