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all the rights that come with marriage you should be able to have without marriage btw. you should be able to designate a person who can visit you in the hospital regardless of your relationship to that person.
People in the notes are saying "You can!" referring just to the hospital visitation part, and sure (depending). But people should have access to ALL of the benefits of marriage without needing to be married.
You should be able to add anyone you want on your health insurance plan.
You should be able to sponsor the visa of anyone you choose to move to your home country.
You should be able to name anyone you choose as the legal-from-birth legal coparent of any child you give birth to.
You should be able to apply for student aid on your own at any age.
And yes, yes, ideally healthcare and college should be free, international migration should be unrestricted, and the entire concept of legal parenthood should be rewritten from the ground up. But right now we're talking about marriage benefits.
Solid argument, my man
Roy Mustang really spends the whole series fancying himself being in some sort of Usurper Rivalship with Bradley only for Bradley's interactions with Mustang to be, "Okay Mustang sit in that office chair while I evil-monologue at you. Do it again. Okay now go away I have to go fight tanks with my swords and then get slaughtered by a holy man of the people I genocided, which will leave my dictator chair wide open."
And then Mustang doesn't even get the dictator chair.
#truly bradley has such contempt for mustang it's very funny#and part of this contempt is rooted in the fact that like. they're both puppets. they're not technically opposed#mustang is wrong when he thinks bradley is his nemesis#bradley's nemesis is indeed scar#not just bc bradley genocided his people#but because bradley is 'wrath' and wrath is scar's fatal flaw that he must overcome#(wow i should write a fic about thisOH WAIT-)#you'd think this means Father is mustang's nemesis.#WRONG AGAIN!#father is hohenheim's nemesis - obviously.#then who is mustang's nemesis? is it truth?#no! truth is ed's nemesis.#mustang's nemesis is: GRUMMAN!#and grumman fucking wins by a landslide#AS FORETOLD by their original chess game where grumman obliterated him#thank you and goodnight - via @parkersgeorg
What do u think would have happened if Vox clocked that offering up partnership, to your media figure friend who knows your serial killer criteria, was a bad look. Even if it was Hell and no one died for keeps down there yet.
One concept that I've seen played with in oneshots before (but I don't think anything longform that I've come across?) is the idea of Vox hard-pivoting to straight up ask Alastor on a date instead. Like, he runs the idea by Mimzy ahead of time and she's like don't take this the wrong way because you are just adorable, seriously like cute as a button, but you know Alastor is going to eat you alive right? Isn't this like. Exactly what you used to say to people right before you stole their jobs and murdered them?
And Vox will, of course, be horrified and start babbling that that is NOT what he's doing OBVIOUSLY and Mimzy will be like. Well yeah of course not, you're like barely an Overlord and Alastor would chew you up and spit you out before you could even try. And then, after a lengthy conversational detour for Vox being offended at 'barely an Overlord' and Mimzy categorically sticking to her guns, Mimzy would be like. Okay but seriously what do you actually want? Because Alastor doesn't need your help and he isn't going to share his power just because you have an ego, so try again.
And after another lengthy conversational detour about how Vox doesn't have an ego Vox just has really great really amazing potential, maybe more potential than anyone in Hell has ever had actually, Vox will directly and morosely admit that he just thinks that Alastor is really cool and he wants to hang out with him all of the time and he's really lonely.
And Mimzy will squint at him and be like. A date. You want to ask Al out on a date.
And Vox, who just dropped dead in peak American Traditional Values Time ft. rampant homophobia will freak out at the implication that he is gay, or Alastor is gay, or anyone is gay and Mimzy without missing a beat will be like oh sorry I thought you knew already since you know you dress like that and act like that whenever you're around him.
And then after the THIRD conversational detour ft. Mimzy telling Vox that he should probably unpack and then pack up the homophobia around Alastor and Alastor's extended friend group of "people who were evading the law anyway to dance and drink and therefore had welcomed all sorts of people with all sorts of 'socially forbidden' characteristics and tendencies" and Mimzy also implying that she personally is not above kissing a hot girl when the mood strikes--
Vox will be like. Okay. I hate you, I hate this. How do you think I should try to ask Alastor out?
And after all of that like an entire hour and a half of whining and crying and belly-aching and self-discovery Mimzy will be like
Oh I have no idea. Alastor's never gone steady with anybody for as long as I've known him!
This is the conversational equivalent of a horse. You turn around once and its broken five of its legs. Vox is at his fucking limit.
“So... We got the exploding diarrhea. Here's my advice for anyone who doesn't have it yet:
It's going to take a minute for the government to pin down where this is coming from, and then issue a recall, because the FDA has been gutted. But, I can tell you, without a shadow of a doubt : this is coming from Taylor Farms produce, and you will see them recalled.
You'll want to avoid all Taylor Farms produce in the grocery store. They supply McDonalds, KFC, Pizza Hut, about any fast food place you can think of.
Raspberries, watermelons, cilantro, and the veggies you're hearing about are not causing this many people to get sick. It's the shredded lettuce, specifically, that's the problem. But, you'll want to stay away from every type of produce this company puts out, because one strand of shredded lettuce is all it takes to contaminate bushels.
Taylor Farms is the source. Taco Bell proactively pulled their produce from their restaurants. You're going to see other fast food places doing this, and probably will see that before the government names a source. The FDA knows this, but they can't come out and tell us all until there's proof, which takes resources and research, which takes manpower, but the FDA has been cut by about 20-30%
During the Biden term, onions at McDonald's had ecoli. We knew this because DNA testing was done quickly and they were able to narrow it down to one place that caused the outbreak. And, it was traced back to Taylor Farms. This isn't going to be solved as quickly though.
When you get this, make a virtual appointment to your PCP - a "same day sick" appointment. Tell them someone in your family just tested for this and was positive and was prescribed Bactrim. If you go in person, they're probably going to make you poop in a cup and wait until results come back to prescribe.
You'll know when you get this. Trust me on all of this.
You'll want to stay hydrated because this parasite damages the lining of the small intestine. Your small intestine, in turn, secretes more water into the gut, and less nutrients and liquid are able to remain in the body. So no matter how much you shit, you're going to want to drink. A day of this leads to dehydration if you don't increase your fluid intake, and a few days will land you in the hospital.
If you have headaches, weakness, muscle cramps, dizziness, or an increase heart rate - hydrate, hydrate, hydrate. Go to the ER for fluids if you can't drink enough.
Thank you for coming to my Ted talk. Brought to you by America's 250 birthday celebrations, workforce reduction in the FDA and CDC, and viewers like you.
Please feel free to share this.
And, MAGA - don't blow up the comment section. I argued with y'all on COVID bc I was afraid y'all would die, but I really don't care if you get explosive diarrhea.
And no, ivermectin will not help this at all.”
If you're allergic to sulpha, don't take bactrim though! I had a bad reaction to it, and was told that's why.
Here's the news source verifying it's Taylor Farms.
Federal health officials have identified lettuce from Mexico served by Taco Bell locations across five U.S. states as a source of the widesp
sounds like ass 🩷 how much do you want to bet carrie won’t purposefully kill anyone in this version
i hate this motherfucker so much oh my god. will this series finally be the wake up call for the horror community to stop sucking his dick
i do
What does Caine fear?
been stewing on an analytical approach to fiction which I call "is this book afraid of me?" and in order to answer this question you determine how hard the book is trying to make sure you don't come after the writer on twitter
Tags via @deadpanwalking, editor and ass-kicker extraordinaire
Please keep making art. Please make it for yourself. Please don’t let everything become even more of the same flat general appeal nonsense that doesn’t seem to have anything to say
Mamma Mia here we go again 🩷
I miss them, I want them to be okay.
Vox asked Val for a demonstration on how he handles his conquests when he is ''daddy''. As a joke.
… He wasn't ready for it.
we hear the playback and it seemed so long ago
my favourite wikipedia article is the middle english article about frogges
“A frogge ben a wee beeſt wiþ foure legges, þe whiche liveþ boþ in water and on lond. He ben broun or grene or yelwe, or if he be tropical, he may be dyuers coloures. He haþ longis and gylles boþ. He haccheþ fro an ei and he þen be a tadpolle. He groweþ to be a frogge, if he be nat eton.”
nothing makes me laugh like “if he be nat eton”
@four-rabbits-in-a-trenchcoat
@i-am-a-freg
He mispronounces the thorn but it’s hilarious anyway lol
are non brits aware of count binface.
to give some entirely bizarre context, nigel farage (extreme cunt) has stepped down from his position as MP for clacton (due to a scandal where he received £5 million from a crypto billionaire that could have been laundered) only to run again so that he can prove people like him. and the only person running against him is count binface. who has been a staple of british politics for many years. and now the british press is forced to interview him seriously while he sits there with his binface.