ST

incorrect stranger things quotes also requests are open <3

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no, mike—

karen, teaching mike to drive: okay, jane and maxine walk into the road? which do you hit, the—

mike: oh, definitely max; i could never hurt el

karen, massaging her temples: the breaks, mike, you hit the brakes

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sweetie pies

eleven: max! i made a friendship bracelet for you!!

max: you know, i’m not really a jewelry person

eleven: you don’t have to wear it...

max, already tying it around her wrist: no, i’m gonna wear it forever. back off.

[starrydylans]

‼️‼️ ATTENTION ‼️‼️

REBLOG THIS AS SOON AS YOU SEE IT.

if you get a message on instagram that says something like “you’re on the top nasty list this is disgusting”

DO NOT OPEN THE MESSAGE

DO NOT OPEN THE ACCOUNT

DO NOT CLICK THE LINK

DELETE THE MESSAGE

REPORT THE ACCOUNT

IT IS A HACK

reblog. repost. do whatever you need to do to get the message out there.

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Big Dumb Energy™️

hopper: i know you snuck out last night, el

eleven, thinking: “play dumb”

eleven: who’s el?

eleven, thinking: “not that dumb”

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mucas/lumax

lucas: *putting on new jacket* look! i’m funky fresh!

max: okay, this needs to stop

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the party as vines 3/?

max: dude, there was this huge nerd sitting in your exact seat yesterday

mike: ...

mike: that was me with my glasses on

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the party as vines 2/?

mrs. henderson: dustin, what is in the living room?!

dart: *is sitting on couch*

dustin: i adopted it from the animal shelter

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the party as vines 1/?

el: *reading sign* road work ahead?

uh, yeah i sure hope it does

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dustin is a bean

dustin: yeah, i have a plan

max: is it a good plan?

dustin: ...i have a plan

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elmax <3

max: i like knowing you can crush anyone’s head with your mind and that you love me. it makes me feel all warm and fuzzy on the inside.

el: *loving heart eyes*

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stressed karen wheeler™️

karen: i might be stressed, but at least you aren’t hiding a murderer in our basement that happens to be your best friend

mike: ...

nancy: that’s.. oddly specific

mike: nothingtoworryabouthopeyoufeelbettermombye

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deleted scene from st s1

lucas: she’s gonna kill us all!

eleven: i’m not here to murder you, i’m here to serve looks

rest of the party: *nods respectively*

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the og party at somepoint (probably)

mike: okay, if we start a crime business we have to be smart about it

lucas: ??? why would we start—

dustin: and have a very scheduled snack time

mike: ...

will: ...

lucas: ...

dustin: we cant forget the snacks

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so my life has gotten to the point where my family can’t watch any movie with one of my favorite actors without me saying “hA iT’s *insert actor/actress name here*. LoOk aT tHeM gO” or something like that and then my family collectively wish I was never born. does everybody have this problem?

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lucas: eleven, kiss the cutest person in the room.

eleven: mike?

mike: *blushing* yeah?

eleven: move I gotta get to my eggos

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ST kids and Hogwarts Houses Part 2 (spoilers will be past "-")

Nancy: Gryffindor- She does what is needed to be done, no matter how hard the task. Strange hole in tree? She crawls through it. Ends up in mysterious places? Explores. Monster may be attracted to blood? Cuts hand open intentionally. She isn't afraid to test out theories and to do what is needed to be done.

Jonathan: Ravenclaw- he sticks to hard facts, and tends to not budge unless there's proof. He is very witty and thinks things out before he does them. Unless he's angry. His intelligence tends to leave him when he is.

Steve: Slytherin- doesn't think things through often, but when he does he stands tall. He's very resourceful and won't back down without a fight. Isn't afraid to put himself in danger if it means his friends are safe. He tries to break that "evil" Slytherin stereotype which is completely wrong, but always ends up partially in the blame. He strives to be great, but not in an evil way. Overall a great guy and an amazing Slytherin.

Barb: Hufflepuff- she's the mum-friend, and is overall a friendly person. She is very loyal to her friends and tends to be bummed out when they try to make her the bad guy. Can't everyone just be nice?

Billy: Gryffindor- is brave and cocky in the inside, but is fighting his own demons on the inside. Not to mention at home. He's one of those hot-wired Gryffindors, shows the traits, but not in the way everyone expects. He's brave and strong, and tends to not back down. Ever. Not even after a fight. Keeps going until he can't anymore.

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ST kids and Hogwarts Houses Part 1 (spoilers included past "-")

Will: Gryffindor- he's been brave throughout both seasons. S1 he survived the Upside Down and still tried to help stop the Shadow Monster in S2. Plus to go through everything he's been through would've made anyone cower in fear, but Will kept on going.

Eleven: Hufflepuff- she's so loyal to her friends. Even when she was outcasted and ran away she came back to help her friends because nOBODY MESSES WITH HER FRIENDS! Plus who says Hufflepuffs can't be badass?

Mike: Slytherin- Mike was very resourceful and often had the most dangerous ideas. He was not afraid to do what was needed and always had snarky remarks.

Lucas: Ravenclaw- let's be honest, Lucas was the most rational one out of the 4 boys. He looked for the smarter way out and always planned his actions, no matter if it was aloud or not. In S2, he was able to get Max in the back room to explain everything, that takes both planning and wit. He needs proof to believe claims, and he makes sure to question things before jumping straight in.

Dustin: Ravenclaw- he may not have been the most rational, but that's not all what describes a Ravenclaw. Dustin was also intelligent and witty, from him figuring out the compasses (something only a Ravenclaw would bother remembering) to his plan to catch Dart in the cellar. Plus Dustin is so interested in learning new things, from science to Dart's species.

Max: Gryffindor- She doesn't take no shit from anyone. She does need proof before she listens to what people say, but that's her being brave and protective of herself. And when she does have proof f something she does whatever she can to help, whether it's fighting Billy, driving a car, or jumping into a hole with her friends that she just met, bravery is an understatement compared to what she is.