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@indecisive-23-7
"No, I can't be starting my period... I must have eaten something. It can't have been a month already." <- Guy who's starting his period
"Oh shit... my stomach feels weird, my nose has been extra sensitive, my skin is acting different... must be that time of the month" <- Werewolf who pays attention to this kind of shit
The Muppets s01e01
Fozzy getting hit on by lots of twinks
Happy Pride Month
Ten years later, this bit still slaps. They made a great pun and realized they could be nice/inclusive with it too.
They're just silly
I love this so much, I’m gonna start saying “nuts” we need to bring it back
I love b&w proper ladies breaking character with “sonofabitch”
"OHH you're following me, oUUhhh I didn't know that!"
It brings me such joy that people seem to have always done the *sputters and blows raspberries like you're having a stroke* thing when they stammer
If you’d like to see more of these, go on YouTube and search “breakdowns of 1938” (or 1939, 1940, etc). The editors at Warner Bros used to save them and make a blooper reel for the whole year to show at the staff holiday party.
all the “peer pressure is bad” education we give kids is practically useless because all it cares about is telling them that Drugs Are Evil rather than the much more useful lesson of ‘the person who responds to you saying you don’t drink by telling you they’ll find a way to get you to is also going to be shitty about all your other boundaries’.
god forbid you teach kids that their consent should be respected rather than about the inherent immorality of all the sinful actions of their peers
but what if i read one of your fanfics and then went to your ao3 accounts and read all of your fanfics and left a comment on every single chapter of every single one and you got spam emails from all of my kudos and comments and it made you smile, what then? what if i brighten your day with my words like you did mine, what then???
marrage
weddning
honmoon
Babby
Fanfic update
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i NEED people to realise foreshadowing is. in fact. a literary device. and not a Bad Thing. the audience picking up on your hints is a Good Thing. because. it makes the story and it’s conclusion make sense. and some people will not see those but enjoy seeing them on a second read through. red herrings are one thing but if your novel consists of nothing but red herrings it’s not a coherent story it’s just a collection of paragraphs that don’t actually plausibly link to one another. you're not fighting with the audience you don’t look clever you look like you don’t know how basic fiction works. be vulnerable for once in your goddamn life and don't treat writing like a game to be won where the audience losing is a good thing.
Getting to the end of a story and going "THE CLUES WERE THERE THE WHOLE TIME!" is always joyous for me whether or not I picked up on the clues leading up
If I saw the clues and caught the hints then yes! I am clever and me and the author/creator/artist etc were in on it together the whole time!
If I didn't notice the clues or got fooled but can clearly see them in hindsight then "Ha! You won this time storyteller! I am delighted by this game we play!' and then I enjoy putting the pieces together afterwards and enjoying how clever it was. I feel like the creator respects me as an audience
If there is a "twist" that comes with 0 clues or foreshadowing at all I'm annoyed. I'm pissed off. I feel like I'm being condescended to and patronised. It's not clever or interesting and makes me annoyed I ended up caring about characters and plot points that ended up meaningless.
Because it's not that these stories don't have foreshadowing or plot clues. They just abandon it for a "surprising twist"
A story that pays off the clues is letting me into the fun and makes a participant in the story
A story that just gives me a "shock" but no pay off is telling me not to engage or get attached or care. So why would I watch?
OMG! THIS!
Random plot twists that don't connect to anything in the story are not clever. If we don't see it coming because the writer didn't provide any clues, they aren't clever and it's totally unsatisfying (and I will NEVER read this writer again). These clues need not be lit up in neon with a parade of elephants and showgirls. But they need to be present
I'm a writer and am rarely surprised. Often, if I am surprised it's because the writer was a dumbass and included a "twist" that makes no sense (and therefore isn't really a twist, it's just random bullshit). If a writer genuinely surprises me, without being an absolute dumbass, I am FUCKING DELIGHTED! I will tell everyone I know to read the book/see the movie/watch the show.
Foreshadowing is the reward for paying attention. It's the story letting you in on the secret like a co-conspirator because you're the clever little audience member who has been picking up on the clues the writer has been setting up.
It even makes watching/reading again more worthwhile because if you didn't notice the foreshadowing the first time you have the joy of being able to notice the things you missed!
everyones got that fic they chip away at like michaelangelo sculpting david. and brother? its penis month
asked my friends if they knew what i was referencing and they said no. we all know that post where someone divided how long it took michelangelo to sculpt david by it's size and went "yuuuuup. whole month spent on penis" right. sure, my search history is full variations upon "michelangelo penis month tumblr" to no avail, but we all know it. right.
Hi, that was a MBMBAM bit. But i see you and i hear you and i dont know if someone already said something
oh my god youre right.
[ID: Screenshot of a transcript.
Travis: Yeah. It well--but it's seventeen feet tall divided by twenty-four months means that every month he crafted point seven--so like about three-quarters of a foot. Right? So, nine inches. So yes, I could say that just statistically speaking, there was a wiener month.
Griffin: Okay. "So how was your September, Michelangelo?" "It was, it was intense."
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needy little rock
get a really good scene idea
write fic so that you can write the really good scene idea
write the really good scene idea
realise that you now need to write the rest of the fic
realise that you have no plot & no idea what to do bc you've already written the really good scene idea
panic.
7. realise you can just post the really good scene on its own.
8. slap some minimal context in the notes so ppl know what the fic that contained this might have been, and upload it to AO3.
9. the really good scene idea enters the collective mind of the fandom.
10. a person on the other side of the world falls asleep with a smile thinking about the really good scene idea
7. realise
you can just post the really
good scene on its own.
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
#google translate does not capture the tone switch so i have to say. first two sentences are like. normal maybe kind of feminine posting tone #& the last is like. shounen manga protagonist. action movie hero. jojo's bizarre adventure character. #the tone you would use if you were holding a gun with the safety off (– @chadlesbianjasontodd)
Basically, a translation could be:
I just think it's so interesting that people end up falling in love with their friends' boyfriends! I absolutely despise every single one of them. give me my fucking homie back you goddamn bastard
translation tags by @minothtime because they are so so good
Hups!
Danny is not even a month in Gotham and kills Joker.
Okay, so let's start from the beginning. Jazz and Danny decided to study together at Gotham U after Lady Gotham asked them to visit her city and give her a hand. (Tucker and Sam can also join)
One night Joker sees blue eyes and black hair. Well, what do we have here? A Wayne child, helping another child. How typical!!
Danny was helping a ghost child to move on. Joker kidnaps him. While Joker was making a video broadcast, Danny got tired of waiting and helped himself. He looked at the phone. He had 20 minutes until Jazz got home. Let's do this!
The bats are trying to figure it out, where is Joker and with the adoption-bait waiting to happen. They see the young man just untie himself and take people down so silently it was terrifying but also mesmerizing to look at.
Danny gets to Joker and
Someone shoots at Danny making him trip, but takes a hold of Joker without knowing it was his hair. We all know that Danny has never fought humans or any normal-level people. So off with his head like the Queen Red said.
Danny stares at the head and then the body several times until he sees the camera with a red dot. '' Shit, that thing is on, isn't it?''
Danny slowly walks towards the camera and puts Joker's head in front of it while saying,'' This is for you, Gotham.'' He was speaking to Lady Gotham, but people think he was talking to them.
GUESS WHO BECAME GOTHAM'S NUMBER-ONE HEARTTHROB?
Danny has no idea what is happening, but Jazz made him a cake so the day was not ruined after all. Jazz has always wanted Joker dead after Harley. '' I knew I raised you right, lil brother'' Jazz thought while smiling to herself.
Everyone starts looking for the adoption-bait young man. Danny is enjoying his cake, tinkering and correcting the ecto-energy around him with Jazz.
(I thought of pairings like Jazz x Jason & Tim x Danny. But still open for any pairings.) Do tell me if I need to add more tags, I am trying be best to learn everything the correct way.
*slides this fanart into you inbox, runs away
Omg 😳😳😳 this is so Amazing 😍🤩. Thank you so much ✨✨ This means Everything for me!!! THANK YOU!! BE BLESSED FOREVER ♾️!
HHHEHEHHE~ GLAD TOU LIKE IT!!! ✧◝(⁰▿⁰)◜✧
i love how everyone on this website is kind of pathetic it brings such a sense of understanding and community
🍰 mutual1 jan 32, 2025 - 3:14PM
just had a panic attack mid jerkoff sesh again. killing myself goodbye forever #vent #nsfw #<- unless you work at the jacking off store i guess
🎥 mutual2 jan 32, 2025 - 3:09PM
[gif from a movie from 1938]
🐕 mutual3 jan 32, 2025 - 3:07PM
everything is so scary does anyone even know what to do #i hate it here!!!!!!!!!!
🌈 mutual4 jan 32, 2025 - 3:02PM
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🧍🏻♂️ mutual5 jan 32, 2025 - 2:58PM
thinking of watching tv today #i <3 tv show yayyayayyayy
🏹 mutual6 jan 32, 2025 - 2:52PM
I <3 TRANSGENDER!!!!!!!!!!
🩸 mutual7 jan 32, 2025 - 2:49PM
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🌧️ mutual8 jan 32, 2025 - 2:41PM
[9-paragraph-long analysis of blorbo from their shows] #does this make sense ?? #analysis #myshows
🐏 australianmutual jan 32, 2025 - 2:38PM
still cant sleep. its 5am rn :( #insomniaposting
🍓 mutual9 jan 32, 2025 - 2:35PM
if i dont finish this essay in time there will be bloodshed #dont EVER go to college. evil here.theres assignmence
🧪 mutual10 jan 32, 2025 - 2:31PM
in the hospital again :P #third time this month. lets all die
⛪️ mutual11 jan 32, 2025 - 2:27PM
i have GOT to fuck a priest sacreligious style #nsft #please please please. on my knees for more than one reason if ur picking up what im putting down #get it . because
🦅 americanmutual jan 32, 2025 - 2:24PM
i fucking love burger
🔮 mutual12 jan 32, 2025 - 2:21pm
i hate taylor swift
🪩 mutual13 jan 32, 2025 - 2:20PM
i love taylor swift
🎸 mutual14 jan 32, 2025 - 2:17PM
i miss gerard babygirl come back please come back #MISS GERARDDDDDD :(
🐝 mutual15 jan 32, 2025 - 2:14PM
[image of 2 men standing across the room from each other] They were in love here ... #do u think they ever explored each others bodies
🧊 mutual16 jan 32, 2025 - 2:09PM
i thionk i might be aromantic .
⛏️ mutual17 jan 32, 2025 - 2:02PM
i have beenplaying minecraft. for 17 hours straight
💜 mutual18 jan 32, 2025 - 1:59PM
considering intensive outpatient again #2025 resolution is to Not kill myself its going bad. iop save me
🪐 mutual19 jan 32, 2025 - 1:55PM
I <3 MATH!!!!!!!!!!!!
🦈 mutual20 jan 32, 2025 - 1:52PM
has anybody noticed that the world is so scary and bad
i just feel really at home here
My mom likes to tell me about how when I was a little kid riding public transport with her I'd always smile and giggle and chat with weird old ladies who smelled like cat pee and homeless folks and strangers dressed in bizarre outfits but any time a tidy and respectable businessman in a suit and tie waved at me I'd immediately clam up, and she takes a great deal of pride in my supposed inherentability to clock personalities but the truth is I do vaguely remember those bus rides, and it was never about the clothes or the hair or the smell, but more because everyone "strange" asked interesting questions and listened to what I had to say and seemed to think about what I said while the neat and tidy and rigid folks only ever acted like they were going through the motions, which was boring as hell and also pretty annoying
Happy Pride Month to all of my fellow aces!! 🖤🩶🤍💜
to me, the cruelest thing that eva stratt does is not the kidnappig itself. it's that she tells grace that he does not even have a dog. dr ryland grace, a man who dedicated his life to the greater good, first to science and then to teaching, does indeed not have a dog. and because of this, he has to spend his last precious moments on his home planet with the full knowledge that while he might be smart enough to save the world, he is not loved enough by anyone on it to be worth saving
