Swamp Mom

[comfybutter]

some kind of fucked up perverted game called sharing each other's interests and having fun together

[thatnordicguy]

I've failed to read rooms I was alone in

[animentality]

me.

[the-rainbow-of-doom]

To give more context: The reviewer was Jean Lorrain, who also was gay. Both showed up to the duel and both missed on purpose.

[stardusted-cirby]

gay people can never just ask each other out

[warrior-of-storms]

Very stupid that I can't take the muscles out of my neck & upper back & beat them with a meat tenderizer. I think that would fix me

[warrior-of-storms]

This is more of a hit than I expected, which I wish is something I could say about my stupid, sore neck muscles

[prettydeaddes]

Two ladybirds having a shag that i edited cbat over

[prettydeaddes]

let the people decide.

[robotdwarf]

Lord forgive me I'm about to ladyBUST

[firefox-official]

whats wrong with you

whatever you want

[finagle-a-bagel]

I'd like to remember Pope Francis as the Pope who called a ton of priests faggots, apologized for it, then called them all faggots again

[death-420]

you are grounded, for til cock

FOR TIL COCK????????

[oof-i-did-it-agaaiiin]

[nukaposting]

[nohomo-mrfrodo]

I don't know what this is from, but I thought it was Sam and Frodo.

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

Gollum watching like

[ashenmind]

I hope every health insurance exec dies from painful and preventable disease

[ashenmind]

it seems not everyone is as patient as I

[cursed-40k-thoughts]

What's a space marine

A type of homosexuality marketed at straight men

[parkchanwoohoo]

Do you think cavemen ever got humiliated and had the kms urge? Like "Grug so embarrassed, Grug jump into tar pit" and then Glarg is like "Noooo everyone forget soon" and Grug is like "Grug going to do it for real"

[jesterbots]

"ohh what if my kid starts identifying as a CAT because of the trans agenda we have to prote—" well they've always done that. do you remember the psychological effects of h2o on young girls. of warrior cats on autistic children. i believed i was a demigod because of percy jackson. twilight came out and kids were telling their friends they were secretly vampires. this is just a thing kids do. worry less

[rwprincess]

There is no shame in loving without abandon. ✌️❤️

[explorerrowan]

And the real trick to it is falling madly in love with literally everything. Gomez Addams isn’t just madly in love with Morticia, he’s madly in love with his house, with his train set, with his kids, with his brother, with his weird normie neighbors, with literally everything. Different kinds of love for each, but love all the same. For having such morbid tastes, Gomez is madly in love with life. THAT’S how you land a Morticia, by being unapologetically and madly in love with everything around you.

[pluralwizard]

Bitches love me for my passionate swag and my unrelenting appreciate for the zest of life

[kedreeva]

I often see people ask how to get started with doing this, because it seems like a daunting task to be in love with everything, when you are starting off in love with nothing, or very few things perhaps. But the answer isn’t grand or elaborate or secret. The answer is to pick something, and choose love.

And then do it again, and again, and again.

The act of being in love is just choosing love over and over.

[the-haiku-bot]

The act of being

in love is just choosing love

over and over.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[eagle-writes]

The act of being in love is just choosing love over and over

[imaveryevilgirl]

Sphinx but instead of asking people riddles, it just badly and awkwardly flirts with people instead

[imaveryevilgirl]

@puppygirl-milf-cock

[imaveryevilgirl]

"What walks on four, uh, no. Two, two legs in the morning and... four? at night? ...Me! No uh you if you uh and me and uh. If we were to uh."

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

"damn girl are you the answer to my riddle because you are- wait shit fuck i fucked this up can i start over please don't walk away"

[virtualgirladvance]

Third and final riddle is just "please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please"

[annabelle--cane]

vampirism poses the question "what if there was a fundamental, horrible, unending well of want in your soul that, if truly satisfied, would lead to great pain for all those you hold closest and, in turn, their absolute and total revilement of you?" and naturally as a person with no problems I don't relate to this in any way at all.

[annabelle--cane]

vampirism also poses the question "what if someone you loved, through no fault of their own, needed something from you, and giving it to them and seeing them happy provided you the greatest joy, and you were the only one who could do it, but at the same time it was slowly draining all your life out of you?" which is also a completely unrelatable idea to me because I'm a normal person with no issues.

[deadbeatmaker]

Magneto: Are you interested in joining my team of mutants fighting for the end of mutant oppression? :)

A mutant: sure what’s it called?

Magneto: the brotherhood of evil mutants

Mutant: w

Mutant: why’s it called that

[jakemorph]

like you all wouldnt be hyped as fuck to join a gay rights club called the “brotherhood of evil gays”

[xplainthexmen]

…

this is an exceptionally valid point.