[keikomivra]

ONE PIECE 2.02: Good Whale Hunting

[importantcatpics]

[drtanner]

The whole photo is gold but I especially like that the automated feeder is taped to the fucking floor.

[daughter-of-sapph0]

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[jungwildeandfree]

so this guy right he makes ancient egyptian themed furry costumes. he makes all kinds but mostly he specializes in Horus heads. it's his passion really. he loves to make the beautiful falcon head of the Sun God. anyway so he's at a con one day and he sees this whole bunch of people in middle kingdom dress with these indistinguishable animal heads. he's like. oh man these folks could really use a new source, i can hardly tell what animal those are! so he goes over and he says "hey guys! i see you are into ancient egyptian mythological themed furry costumes--if any of you are interested in being the radiant Son of Ra, I am the BEST in the business!"

and the group of people look at each other, then at him. awkward. finally one of them says: "uh. no thanks. we're all Set."

[s-cullayy]

[thatlittleegyptologist]

This has been sent to me four times today, so I'm condemning OP to be judged by the 42 and fall into Nuun.

[datundit]

I think every laugh will make OP’s heart a bit lighter.

@thatlittleegyptologist

Judge OP’s heart

I laughed, I lighten his heart.

His heart shall be heavier for this.

Voting ended onMar 1

[sunbentshadows]

[reagan-slayer69]

“but what if you abort the baby who’ll cure cancer?!” sir the baby who will cure cancer is an organic chemistry major who works at a Home Depot because you use AI to go through your resumes

[mel-155-a]

"I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein’s brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops." - Stephen Jay Gould, The Panda's Thumb: More Reflections in Natural History

[inmywildestdazedreams]

“What if they cure cancer?!” I can’t afford med school. I can’t even afford a nice daycare.

Like this idea that my mind is supposed to be changed because my theoretical child could benefit other people. We don’t live in a world where my child will automatically have everything they need and that’s what I care about. I’m not going to have a child just for it to suffer for the sake of everyone else. If I had a child, I would want them to live well to have what they need. Whether I wanted to be a mother or not, my child’s happiness would supersede everything else.

Unfortunately, chasing big dreams like cancer research isn’t a within for most people. What kind of a monster has a child just to encourage them to sacrifice?

[da-pitt]

[inmywildestdazedreams]

PittTwit is so annoying. Like what do you guys mean you’re mad that Whitaker stopped Langdon from prescribing Louie his meds? It is Langdon’s first day back after he was caught abusing benzos that he stole from patients and then performing surgeries.

When a doctor gets pulled out for drug addict addiction, they don’t get to go play around with their drug of choice their first day back. They are very closely monitored. So yes, characters are correct for distrusting him. And it would also be stupid to put him in the position of releasing the meds he was stealing to the patient he was stealing them from. Like that has ruined his life written all over it. 

I know people like him, but babes you’re delusional.

[pitbolshevik]

i love when you’re talking to someone who’s not from florida and you just casually mention a thing that only happens in Florida and it ruins their whole day

[pitbolshevik]

one time i was talking to some guy and he was like “haha how do yall get alligators in your backyard? do you not have fences?” and i had to inform him that gators can absolutely climb fences

[pitbolshevik]

omw to go sit in your pool

[gaymageclub]

this is why kennedy space center had to install fancy outward-curving fences around the launchpad, bc gators climbing over regular fences and getting on the launchpad could be very dangerous

[songsofwaterandnight]

I’d like to think that the “STOP 🛑” sign is also for the gators.

[greatmountainfloofsquatch]

The gators don’t abide by our petty laws. They are…instigators.

[weaselle]

turns out they climb trees too. Like regularly. they tend to do it a lot less once they reach certain sizes, but like several crocodilian species turn out to have a whole development period where they spend a lot of time in trees, and we just never knew that until like 2014 because, understandably, nobody who was studying them thought “i wonder if I should look for a bunch of crocodiles up in the trees”

[frottinq]

new phobia just dropped

[turnipfritters]

haters will see multi-talented queens and develop a phobia

[palesweetdeeer]

'Hucklerabbot is bad because of the power imbal-' babes, the only one getting groomed here is those old men, that wet sewer rat is hunting them for sport

[velvetcloak]

indulge

[buildg0dthenwelltalk]

so fucked up when a site/app turns <3 into ❤ or :) into 🙂that's not what i fucking said. gaslighter

[56kilobits]

[brosetv]

[ralfmaximus]

Whoever wrote that Vanguard message did so with shaking hands, between sobs & swigs of bourbon straight from the bottle.

[arunneronthird]

second in command, best swordsman, means of transportation, he has it all!

[probablyasocialecologist]

Study finds nearly every pre-2010 video game is unavailable

Games from older consoles are being made less and less available to the point so much of the industry's history could easily vanish without

[gay-jesus-probably]

Vimm's Lair: Preserving the Classics

Preserving classic videogames from consoles past.

I'm just gonna slide this on in here for anyone that is interested in preserving old games. They take it very seriously too, they want an archive of every single game. Like, they have lists of every game ever released for a system, and once that system gets old enough, they add it to their archive and start collecting. Their latest addition was the Xbox 360, they opened that vault up in September 2022, and proudly announced they'd finished their collection of games for it back in April.

Also, while their game archives are almost entirely complete, they've got another project of archiving the manuals that came with those games, and that is... considerably less well filled out. Their collection of Xbox 360 manuals is especially rough, they've only gotten manuals for three games. So if you've got some Xbox 360 games kicking around, and the manual's still with them, please consider scanning them and submitting them to the site!

Game preservation is important, but people rarely consider preserving the manuals as well; I really respect Vimm's Lair for being so thorough in their archival work.

[bumblebeebats]

I'd like to formally thank the people of the UK and Ireland today for their rhyming prowess and forcing the Royal Mint to turn off replies to this tweet in RECORD time lmfao

And last but not least, the pièce de resistance that inspired about 90% of the hidden replies:

[eatingcroutons]

For anyone wondering, it was in fact meant to be "sovereign on a sovereign" 🤦

[wordsaremylife]

Ach no, give it to the Irish, they win

[whitepeopletwitter]

Choo Choo

[makoredeyes]

Fuck, ya’ll I’d nut so fast.

Imagine trying to get off WITHOUT the chuff chuff noises

[adoenamedbeeb]

wake up besties new back breaking coal labor dropped

[naamahdarling]

Is this the high speed rail everyone’s talking about?

[groupieculture]

Me..