Inositol Time Machine

From the lesswrong diaspora. Fan of fan theories.

[inositoltimemachine]

Made a new account @inositol5dtimemachine as I'm not sure if I've got the login details for this one still.

[partywithponies]

Headcanon that in the new good future where Marty McFly never has his accident, he does become a famous musician, while still going on time travel adventures with Doc, and then when the internet comes along, people on forums and message boards start discovering and posting photos of people in the past who look eerily like famous rock star Marty McFly, and as time goes on, “Marty McFly is a time traveller” becomes one of the biggest and most long running memes on the internet.

When Doc finds out he freaks out and panicks and makes blog posts (because of COURSE Doc runs a blog) talking about how UTTERLY RIDICULOUS the idea of a time travelling rock star is, which the internet finds hilarious and only makes the meme spread more.

Marty meanwhile thinks the whole thing is the funniest thing ever and is just wheezing at every new forum or jokey article about it, and directly addresses the meme in interviews, bringing up this “crazy conspiracy” that people have, until eventually he can just say things like “well of course I am a time traveller” or “oh you like my hat? Thank you I got it in the 1910s”, and people just crack up, and Marty cracks up too because no-one realises that he’s not even lying.

[partywithponies]

When Marty starts doing this Doc’s blog posts get even more annoyed and passive aggressive, saying things like “even if time travel WAS possible, a SENSIBLE time traveller would KEEP OUT OF THE PUBLIC EYE and not just TELL EVERYONE LIVE ON TV”

Eventually a secondary meme starts up where people start joking “Doctor Emmett Brown is a time traveller himself and that’s why he’s so worked up about it” and Doc very nearly just deletes his blog and throws his computer in a skip.

[yurimom]

this is really just my favorite tiktok

[unclefather]

there’s so many things going on here that we can’t talk about right now

[chaosthedemon]

how dare you hide this in the notes

[inositoltimemachine]

I feel the powerful chaos clown magic in that video, and it feels like home.

[kata4a]

Reflexively saying yes when you think the reality-warping entity just asked you if you wanted to be bred

No | rather not | I dunno | I guess | Sure | Yes | FUCK yes | Oh god you don’t even know

breeding’s hot, and I do think that the transition from an aloof “sigh, yes, I get it ‘kat the breadfucker’ haha” to “oh you meant that kind of bred” is narratively satisfying in a very erotic way

[inositoltimemachine]

My naym is bred

And wen it's hot

...

[inositoltimemachine]

[middle of poem]

...

I sens the tung

I take the lik

[kata4a]

Reflexively saying yes when you think the reality-warping entity just asked you if you wanted to be bred

No | rather not | I dunno | I guess | Sure | Yes | FUCK yes | Oh god you don’t even know

breeding’s hot, and I do think that the transition from an aloof “sigh, yes, I get it ‘kat the breadfucker’ haha” to “oh you meant that kind of bred” is narratively satisfying in a very erotic way

[inositoltimemachine]

My naym is bred

And wen it's hot

...

[yandere-angela]

deliberately misinterpreting altright fantasies of being alpha males to mean that they have gay sex with omega males and that theyre furries who consume omegaverse fanfiction

[yaoist]

red pill dudebro: im an ALPHA MALE

me: oh cool!! how big is your knot?

[pibblepunk]

Oh so now it's funny but I get yelled at when I do it

[inositoltimemachine]

Fun response: getting yelled at is part of the joke. Like people groaning at puns.

Semi serious response: do you want antis? Because this is how you get antis.

[luisonte]

Coño don limpio

[glitterhoney2]

mr clean off the shits

[lesbianralzarek]

am fascinated by the implication that this person thinks that a backflip clean out of his pants and onto a swing would be easier

[lystring]

[rated-r-for-grantaire]

[post description: a video of an older person and two younger people outside at a park by a swing. The older person is dressed in a white t-shirt and matching white shorts, swinging on the swing. The younger people are at the bottom of the swing holding white pants. The older person does a flip off of the swing, landing perfectly in the pants, and then they do another flip and bounce forward as they sit on the ground, now wearing the pants that they had jumped into. The song Savage Remix by Megan Thee Stallion is playing, specifically the verse that goes “If you don’t jump to put jeans on, baby you don’t feel my pain, hold up, please don’t get me hype, I’m hype,  write my name in ice ice ice ice. Can’t argue with these-” the video then cuts off.

Right after glitterhoney’s comment, there is a screenshot of tumblr user aphternoon saying, “come on guys the video’s obviously reversed” with an emoji of someone rolling their eyes.

The gif at the end of the post features the same video, but silent and depicted in reverse. End post description.]

[inositoltimemachine]

Regular people: we all put our pants on one leg at a time

The god of putting on pants: but have you considered … you don’t have to

[inositoltimemachine]

And in reverse: truth coming out of his pants to un-shame mankind.

(by showing weirdness as amazing and good instead of shameful)

[3000s]

the reason people are so resistant to like.... actually once and for all throwing away the "male traits, female traits, womanhood is [something random/ poetic/whatever], etc etc" gender essentialist shit is because that would involve some form of acceptance that there is no way to exist as a person without being capable of harm + no identity on earth you can claim that protects you from causing harm to others, & there are so many younger people on here who, on some serious level beyond just in-community joking, believe that they can trust you & you're inherently a kinder person just based on your sexuality or mental illnesses or whatever. on here fighting and calculating how much damage they "actually" did based on who can "really" hurt who literally like its the pokemon type effectiveness chart

[titaniumelemental]

You see a lot of this in the people pearl-clutching over guys dressing femme “to lure in women” or “trick girls into thinking they’re soft,” an idea that makes zero sense if you don’t already have the worldview that women (and maybe the “right” kind of enby, depending on who you ask??) doing feminine things are automatically safe and good and harmless.

[loving-not-heyting]

broke: men shouldn’t wear dresses bc it will be used to trick and lure vulnerable innocent girls

woke: nobody should wear dresses bc it will be used to trick and lure vulnerable innocent girls

[inositoltimemachine]

OP has a good point but how about saying transphobes and homophobes and anyone enforcing gender conformity isn't allowed to cross dress themselves?

[inositoltimemachine]

So this was half joking anyway, but I was kind of full of crap here, and more than I realised

https://inositoltimemachine.tumblr.com/post/639607832423120896/rip-to-everyone-else-but-i-will-simply-refuse-to

rip to everyone else but I will simply refuse to cringe

Me: rip to everyone else but I will simply refuse to cringe

Me watching some kids tv show as an adult: this is great

Me watching bad reality tv: okay maybe I'm a little embarrassed but basically I'm fine

Me after criticising my friend's favourite sitcom character: aargh I wish I hadn't said that

Me not asking someone someone to do something differently, because I'm cringing that I might upset them:

In summary I'm not immune to cringing

[inositoltimemachine]

I can often sort this out with more communication later, I just don't always communicate as quickly, easily and naturally as I would like.

[memewhore]

[thisarenotarealblog]

chaotic neutral

[teamrocketing]

THATS CHAOTIC EVIL

[inositoltimemachine]

So this was half joking anyway, but I was kind of full of crap here, and more than I realised

https://inositoltimemachine.tumblr.com/post/639607832423120896/rip-to-everyone-else-but-i-will-simply-refuse-to

rip to everyone else but I will simply refuse to cringe

Me: rip to everyone else but I will simply refuse to cringe

Me watching some kids tv show as an adult: this is great

Me watching bad reality tv: okay maybe I'm a little embarrassed but basically I'm fine

Me after criticising my friend's favourite sitcom character: aargh I wish I hadn't said that

Me not asking someone someone to do something differently, because I'm cringing that I might upset them:

In summary I'm not immune to cringing

[ellieintheskywithdiamonds-deact]

let it be known that if former persident of the united states and reality tv star donald j trump makes a tumblr account I will be an asshole to him for his bad takes

[inositoltimemachine]

Love to see him in an article about "tumblr teens" but I don't think they do those anymore.

[argumate]

Okay, I get that like all males on Tumblr, you're deeply and profoundly misogynist and here for inherently illegitimate purposes, but surely you have enough braincells to scrape together that you can at least realize that the downside risk of "wear a mask" and "serve as a human trial for an entire class of vaccine technology that has never before been approved for commercial manufacture and that is already noted to have some adverse reactions in some people" are not remotely equivalent. [1/2]

"inherently” really is a watchword for batshittery isn’t it

[jambeast]

“All males on tumblr are on the site for “““illegitimate”““ purposes.” Is a new one. What kind of take even is that? Illegitimate? What are the *legitimate* reasons for being on tumblr? Do they think that all men on tumblr are, like, not there for -normal- tumblr reasons, like they’re only there to annoy radfems on purpose by existing?

[iteratedextras]

I thought it was clearly established consensus of Tumblr users by now that there is no legitimate reason to use Tumblr?

[inositoltimemachine]

Using tumblr as punishment for my sins

[wastehound-voof-deactivated2024]

There are no atheists when the toilet water is rising.

[feralsrock]

If this happens, here is a very simple way to stop the water completely without having to get your hands dirty or to any sort of jerryrigging. It’s a built-in system; all you gotta do is act quickly.

As soon as you realize the toilet water is rising:

1.) Stand in front of the toilet and look to the bottom left-hand side, behind the toilet. There should be a valve switch that connects to the wall.

2.) This valve will have a knob that’s shaped like a long, somewhat skinny oval. Grab that knob and twist it to the LEFT until it won’t turn anymore. (If it won’t turn left, try turning right. It might have been installed weird.)

3.) That knob is the water shut-off. It will stop the flow of water IMMEDIATELY. The water will stop rising, and you can then call a plummer or take your own steps to fix the problem at your own pace.

4.) Once the clog has been cleared or repairs made, simply reach for the valve again, and turn the knob to the RIGHT until it won’t turn anymore. This will restore the water flow, and you should be able to use the toilet again.

[[NOTE: This is said with household toilets in mind. There is no guarantee that you can do this in a public restroom since the valve is not always accessible. In the case of a public restroom, just book it out of there and find the nearest employee/janitor and alert them to the issue.]]

[[NOTE 2: If you are dealing with a household toilet and the valve is broken or won’t turn, pray.]]

[wastehound-voof-deactivated2024]

There are no atheists when the toilet water is rising.

[tetraspace-west]

on the other hand - would a loving god truly let the waves in that bowl rise so far?

[argumate]

pretty sure it was this that convinced six year old me that we live in a wholly mechanistic universe utterly oblivious to human concerns

[inositoltimemachine]

This is proof that toilets evolved, and were not created by an intelligent designer.

[bird-big]

cringe culture will never die because you guys cant stop posting cringe

[inositoltimemachine]

rip to everyone else but I will simply refuse to cringe

[the-memedaddy]

meirl