DnD And MTG

Yeah its a weird combo but I made an OC Kraul character for a DnD campaign and really liked it so here we are. My main blog is angryorisamain

[circlesmadeofglass]

She’s really not.

[dailymtgflavortext]

“No fair! Since when does a bug get ta munch on me?” —Squee, goblin cabin hand

-Pincher Beetles

[devilsystem-deactivated20210608]

ppl who like chickens usually appreciate things like dirt…. nd rot…. nd mushrooms….. nd bugs…. they rlly see th beeuty in th worl :•/

[insectile-paladin]

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[r-n-w]

r-n-w x Arcana Note Giveaway!

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[markrosewater]

All artifact set utilizing colored artifacts, if or when?

When.

[kefnet-attorney-at-bird-law]

ALL artifact set?

Erm … not sure how I feel about that.

[ttfsav]

Memnarch made this ask

[mtgaddicted]

I WANT THIS SHIT IN MY LIFE RIGHT FUCKING NOWWWWWWWWW

[maris-solstice]

Hey how long is it gonna be before Wizards prints a card that just says in its rules text ‘fuck poor people’ and you’re not allowed to play it unless you make  a certain amount a year.

[anathema-archlich]

And the flavor text will say “This card isn’t for everybody”

[elemental-puppydragon]

And the artwork is just the old land tax guy with hasbro/wotc ceo’s face superimposed on it

[prokopetz]

A D&D party is just half a dozen people who each think of themselves as the only adult in the room.

[lawfulgoodness]

I appreciate the sentiment, but has any bard, sorcerer, or barbarian ever considered themselves the only adult?

[whispered-sparks]

Considers themself the only adult: Cleric, Monk, Paladin, Wizard

Knows they’re maniacs (will not stop): Barbarian, Bard, Sorcerer, Warlock

Depends on the day tbh: Druid, Fighter, Ranger, Rogue

[lawfulgoodness]

This is the kind of content I’m here for.

[yourplayersaidwhat]

Divine intervention?

Context: My party, a halfling cleric (me), a dwarf wizard, and an npc minotaur fighter were fighting a lesser angel after taking its blessed weapons (against my complaints). I prayed for divine intervention to appease the angel.

DM: The minotaur’s eyes are filled with light as your goddess gives him inspiration. He straps you to a javelin and throws you at the angel. What do you do?

Me: “I know it may not look like it, but we mean no harm!”

DM: The angel prepares to strike you and… slits it throat…

Me: Did you just roll a nat 1?

DM: Yessss.

Me: The goddess of luck has truly blessed me this day!

[mtgaddicted]

[crab-wizard-deactivated20181031]

Crab 9: Fortress Crab. For one blue and three of any color you get a 1/6 that has no special abilities! This crab is an Innistrad common brought to us by Vincent Proce and this little hermit is build to withstand very heavy attacks!

[crab-justice]

Could I theoretically play mtg with just a deck of crab cards

[insectile-paladin]

@crab-justice yes. There are only 19 cards with the creature type crab in MTG. You can have 4 copies of a single card in a deck, and a minimum deck size is 60 cards so yes. Expand the deck to add some tribal cards (i.e. creatures of this creature type get a buff) and a crab tribal deck could happen.

[mtg-realm]

Magic: the Gathering - Formicidae

Prodigious Growth, artwork by Svetlin Velinov

“look how cute it is now !” - Vivien Reid

[yourplayersaidwhat]

Attack on DM

Context: We were playing a pretty fun one-shot based on D&D 5e rules, but in a homebrew world and some homebrew Pathfinder classes. The DM (my cousin’s gf) explained the basic gist of the world to us a month earlier and we were supposed to give her ideas for homebrew monsters and items we’d wanna play with. The Gnome Artificer (a class mate) wanted to have a sort of grappling guns that would essentially give you 45 ft climbing speed. Everyone but the DM and the Triton Sorcerer (my sister’s bf) is also a massive anime fan and we routinely annoy the shit out of the two by being even nerdier than they are. And I named my Human Fighter Levi.

Me (OOC): I wanna strap the two grappling hooks to my hands together with my rapiers, so I can wield all four simultaneously. DM: Okay, give me a Dex check to see if you can put it on and an Acrobatics check to see whether you gauge your eye out and fall to your death using this contraption. Me: *makes Dex check by a hair and crits on Acrobatics* I wanna go up on the roof, jump off and manoeuvre around town by swinging around, firing off the hooks at wall. DM: *already exasperated* Okay, but you’ll need to make another Acrobatics check! Me: *rolls 23* DM: Okay, fine, do your Spiderman routine. Triton Sorcerer (OOC): *singing* Spiderman, Spiderman, does whatever a spider can! Me (OOC): Well, I was thinking more of… *deep breath* Everyone who was in on this: SIE SIND DAS ESSEN UND WIR SIND DIE JÄGER! Gnome Artificer: *starts playing the Attack on Titan OP* DM: I should have f*cking known.

[viridiandnd]

Why is it that in almost every D&D group I’m in, SOMEONE wants to have a joke character. And no, I don’t mean like a choatic neutral bard or something, I mean a goddamn chicken. You wanna be a fucking chicken??? A CHICKEN???

I SPENT SO MANY HOURS CRAFTING HOMEBREW RACES, AND CLASSES AND SHIT AND YOU WANNA BE A NORMAL FUCKING CHICKEN WITH A BIG SWORD??? REALLY???? REALLLLYYYY????

So no, I don’t really mind bards.

[viridiandnd]

Me talking to new player: So what race and class did you decide?

Him: Umm a rouge and uuuuuh bird person.

Me: Oh an Aarakocra?

Him: A what? No, like I’m still small but … like a bird furry.

Me: A small … bird furry

Him: Yeah like a coupla inches tall … but my knives are normal size.

Me:

[viridiandnd]

[mieleforest]

concept: me in my cottage with quilts i made drinking hot chocolate, my garden is thriving and filled with bugs

[fumblebeefae]

Here’s a controversial take; it’s not the wasps fault it stung you, it was your fault.

[agro-carnist]

I don’t get the wasp hate tbh. My house has had a total of 3 wasp nests attached to it so we’d have wasps flying around our deck, in the garage, and the front door (before eventually getting removed) and neither me nor my family members have ever been stung by one. They won’t sting you if you just let them be. They just go about their own business and don’t seem to care if you’re there. I have no fear of wasps, I think they’re neat.

[feralmyth]

okay this is valid but like. some wasps absolutely WILL attack, if they gauge you as a threat even if you’ve done nothing. I once was helping my dad and his friend pour a new cement pad for the cars he (the friend) worked on, and i was walking through some of the cars. when i passed by an older, rustier one i was attacked by a group of about 10 wasps, and i got stung a whole lot. Now, I’m not afraid of wasps, in fact my boyfriend has designated me as the one to take care of wasps (in exchange he takes care of spiders, as i have an irrational fear). Anyways the point is, i believe you just got lucky as some (not all ofc) wasps will attack for little to no reason

[fumblebeefae]

Wasps don’t attack for “no reason” just because you as a human think it’s “no reason” doesn’t mean to an animal it is not. You are anthropomorphising your human emotions and perceptions of things onto an animal that cannot understand them. 

You as a human know that you don’t mean the wasp or it’s hive any harm, but a wasp doesn’t know that. It sees a group of large, loud and destructive potential predators that are invading it’s territory and will likely harm itself and/or its hive (if its a eusocial species of wasp). One wasp saw you as a potential threat and when social species of hymenoptera (bees, wasps and ants) sting they release attack / alarm pheromones hence why once you get stung by one you often get stung by more soon after. 

So no, no animal ever attacks “for no reason” you just think they do. You need to reevaluate the way you view animals.

[bluegone]

Do wasps have a purpose?

[fumblebeefae]

They provide important ecological services such as pollination, predation and parasitism. They’re very important animals. 

[bigpeepeehaver-deactivated20210]

op big mad over some rude ass bugs

[pussysoupforthesoul-deactivated]

vanessa bloome died for wasp rights

[blackberryshawty]

Me after emailing a request to maintenance at my apartment to kill the wasp nest under my patio

[la-cerise-sur-le-gayteau]

wasps have barely any effect on the ecosystem and asian wasps are famous for actually destroying the fauna and flora of occidental countries. since it’s involuntary importation back in the late 70s they have been ravaging plants and vegetables, especially here in europe. yall are nice and fine sitting in the us but don’t spread bs about insects that are a definitive nuisance and should be exterminated.

[fumblebeefae]

You’re 100% wrong, I’m an entomologist and I’m not American I’m Australian. The fact you’re basing all 110,000 species of wasps on one species of invasive wasp is ridiculous and idiotic at best.  

Wasps are extremely ecologically important species. They provide pollination, predation and parasitism to ecosystems. Without wasps we’d lose 200 species of orchid flowers in Australia that are pollinated solely my male wasps, we’d lose a number of native plants that have evolved so closely to wasps species that their growth depends on the life cycle of them, we’d lose all fig species since wasps are the only pollinators of figs each of which are all pollinated by very specific species of one or two wasps which means we’d lose a major amount of fauna in tropical regions due to figs being their primary source of food, we’d also see a massive increase in pest species such as spiders, mosquitoes, ants, mites, centipedes and so on because wasps prey on them, and we’d lose a great deal of bird, fish and other insect species that eat wasps. 

Next time it’s best not to attempt to spread bs about insects to an entomologist. So take your own advice next time hon and don’t spread bs about insects based on one invasive species.  

[gingermetuchenpi]

^^^ this. Give wasps a break. They’re important and tbh if you don’t freak out around them like screaming children they’re pretty chill. I usually give them a little cap of something to munch on and they have no issue with me.

[spider-hands-mannos-deactivated]

i was sound asleep in my own damn bed and a red wasp stung me. Bullshit they don’t sting for no reason.

[kaibutsu-kid]

We staning wasps now?

[fumblebeefae]

As an entomologist I think I’m morally obligated to stan all insects.

[bacejelerenvorthos]

Guilds of Ravnica Guildgate Art

Dimir Guildgate (a) | Art by: Cliff Childs

Dimir Guildgate (b) | Art by: Cliff Childs

Izzet Guildgate (a) | Art by: Kirsten Zirngibl

Izzet Guildgate (b) | Art by: Kirsten Zirngibl

Golgari Guildgate (a) | Art by: Eytan Zana

Golgari Guildgate (b) | Art by: Eytan Zana

Boros Guildgate (a) | Art by: Titus Lunter

Boros Guildgate (b) | Art by: Titus Lunter

Selesnya Guildgate (a) | Art by: Dimitar Marinski

Selesnya Guildgate (b) | Art by: Dimitar Marinski

[hazoret]

AW SNAP IT’S GIVEAWAY TIME!

In order to celebrate this spooky month and the completion of my very first set of tokens, I’m holding a giveaway!

I will be giving away THREE, count ‘em THREE PLAYSETS (that’s four of each) of my tokens!

HOLY PISSING HELL THAT’S 20 TOKENS!!!!

Rules are as follows:

-3 winners will each receive 4 copies of each of my first set of tokens (Angle, Drek, Zambo, Gobbo and SapSap.) Which is 20 tokens! 20!!!!!!! SUCH VALUE!

-To enter to win, reblog this post. Likes do not count!!!!

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