I mean you've threatened to kill me a bunch of times. You once told me you were gonna drown me in a river like a kangaroo.
[warm laugh of fond reminiscence] I did do that
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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
Misplaced Lens Cap

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if i look back, i am lost
hello vonnie
macklin celebrini has autism

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Origami Around

#extradirty
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Keni
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
YOU ARE THE REASON
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@theartofmadeline
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@intended-disasters
I mean you've threatened to kill me a bunch of times. You once told me you were gonna drown me in a river like a kangaroo.
[warm laugh of fond reminiscence] I did do that
i couldnt connect to people i felt like Bluetooth
The number of people responding to this post claiming to be bodhisattvas is hilarious. If you'd resolved your karma you wouldn't be on tumblr.
A warlord asked his teacher, a great monk, what he would do in his next lifetime.
“Oh,” he said, “I think I will spend a few lifetimes on Tumblr, most likely.”
The warlord was astonished. “Your merit and virtue are renowned far and wide!” he responded. “Why on earth would you be condemned to Tumblr?”
“If I did not post on Tumblr,” his teacher responded, “who would be your mutual?”
this looks like a salvaged family photo after a house fire
boba tea orders are increasing in Beijing btw
What does it mean
We are monitoring the situation
RIP Charlie Kirk
We smoking boobs in 2017
Y'all eat black eye peas on new years?
i got a freling
Oooooooh ooooooh
Me: im gonna watch every anime cartoon ever lol
Some idiot named like, Michael probably: dude. My guy. That would be, uhhh pretty much impossible. Unless somehow you owned every single piece of animated media to ever come out of Japan, yooooud pretty much fail right away. And even if you did somehow, goooood luck with all that, brother. There is some preeeetty obscure shit, lots out there that probably no westerner has even heard about, heh. Plus there not cartoons.
Me: you have a point michael
You thought Michael was going to be the but of my joke? No. I learned to low key understand where he’s coming from, even if he annoys me a little. Later we are going to put poison in his food
lububus should come with a webkinz style code for labubu world. and you should be allowed to do cocaine in labubu world
me noticing this had 900 notes: oh my god, labubu world blew up
my girlfriend, screaming across the house: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Melanie Martinez wishes she was Grimes. Grimes wishes she was Bjork. Bjork wishes she was 2 inches tall so she could go inside the computer and have a big adventure
Normal notification to get at 2am
why is your tumblr popup coughing up my name on its last breath
mpreg... mpreg... hard nipples and everything