Another Horny Depressed 🚬

[surviving-the-next-4-years]

[wilwheaton]

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[neofooturism]

gay culture

[nomnombutteredtoast]

Speak for yourself. Most queers I know are actually very good at math.

[purple-beard]

[daenerys-targaryen]

[wewwo]

[thankeschoen]

[jackalovski]

[thefandomtrashthatisme]

[pacovratta]

i mean this in the meanest way possible, if you as a leftist, in an attempt to 'punish' the democrats, either didn't vote or voted for a third party, go fuck yourself. you chose your own self righteousness over actually doing good.

[pacovratta]

i mean this in the meanest way possible, if you as a leftist, in an attempt to 'punish' the democrats, either didn't vote or voted for a third party, go fuck yourself. you chose your own self righteousness over actually doing good.

[cometrose]

i got too optimistic and forgot kamala harris was dealing with the combined powers of racism and misogyny

[criminalizegolf]

but if I don't get weird and horny about this then who will

[sacred-portal]

[80linesofvirgil]

Baby Girl

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[stuck-in-jelly]

"Why are you so obessed with found family?"

I watched this as a kid and internalized it for forever

[stuck-in-jelly]

Lilo and Stitch really said "This is my family. I found it, all on my own. It’s little, and broken, but still good. Yeah. Still good." And i still live by that

[brunhiddensmusings]

a family can be your gay uncles, the best disney prince, and your parole officer

[shimamitsu-moved]

some of my favorite replies to this tweet. happy lesbian visibility week!

[1percentcharge]

My favorite pirate joke is “why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet? Because they spend years at c” not because it’s THAT funny but because it’s a relatively simple joke that nobody ive told it to has ever correctly guessed the punchline for because they all think it’s gonna be a joke about arrrr

[1percentcharge]

Another classic is

“Why couldn’t the pirates play cards? Because the captain was standing on the deck!”

For more hilarious pirate jokes like these go to google and type pirate jokes into the search bar and click search

[somarysueme]

Sorry for the double reblog I just wanted to let everyone know that I told the first joke to my dad and he hung up on me.

[powerbottombrucespringsteen]

I think movies need more sex and i also think that actors need to be uglier and less in shape