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pros of night skating*:

fewer off-leash children on the trail to dodge

only way I can still skate on weekdays in winter with daylight savings

with a helmet-mounted light I can see just fine

club des belugas goes way harder in the dark for some reason

serial killers can't get me because I'm made of inertia

cons of night skating:

* when you do recreational skating in the nighttime

cheaphalloweencostume

i know i don’t necessarily need to explain myself but i feel compelled to say that i like tarot in the same way i like dream interpretation and flipping coins for answers— it’s not going to tell you anything you don’t already know, it’s just an excuse to examine the patterns and symbols your brain builds and is drawn to

cheaphalloweencostume

okie dokie

seasonofhorror

ADDAMS FAMILY VALUES

1993, dir. Barry Sonnenfeld

blumemes

mildlyartisticsuperdetective

OKAY SO HERE ARE THE PICS. Inspired by this post by @pipistrellus (@pipcomix)

These are 16th century Renaissance inspired hotpants, panelled with navy velvet with a red silk lining and hand-embroidered butt slogan, which I believe is like 300% historically accurate. They’re actually modelled off a genuine Tudor pattern but then made ridiculous because who am I.

Worn with thigh highs and a 18th C shirt cuz it was all I had to hand and frankly shirts don’t change that much lol.

Watermark is to my Instagram! @oh.papillon

introvertsnation

sayorithot

hm yes the mysterious handy tool for unusual home adventures with a twist my favorite device

gyaru-tau

Haha yeah man thats- youre gonna call who?

hellsitegenetics

String identified: t t a t a at t a tt at c aa a a tat- ga ca ?

Closest match: Melanargia russiae genome assembly, chromosome: 12 Common name: Esper's Marbled White

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hbmmaster

tumblr staff adjusting a dial to fine-tune exactly how much they're imitating twitter while occasionally looking back at their userbase for approval except the userbase is just booing the entire time "we hate twitter" "why do you even have that dial"

catfancyceo

Let's kill this guy with mama.

pinene

Am I the only one who notices that new pickup trucks are afflicted with like furry porn levels of cartoon masculinity in their angles and faces

wastedpotentialsblog

Oh my god. You put it into words. Look at this shit.

2004 vs 2025. Same make and model

They have chins now????

pinene

you get it. They’re literally making them into sexy chad transformers who eat children

felderwin

Realistically I know “let’s all kill ourselves” is just as bad or maybe worse than “im going to kill myself” but in my head it’s like. ok but im establishing a sense of community and proposing a group activity? like are we really going to get mad about that

sharkodactyl

moment of unspeakable beauty today when one of my coworkers called another coworker "judas" for not splitting a can of white monster with her, and i got to watch the guy who sits next to me open a new google tab, type in "jeudis," and say quietly to himself "french thursday...?"