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Also idk if I need to state this publicly again but hello, Ai is my name and I'm an artist but I draw things with my hands. I'm not artificial intelligence; if anything, I'm organic stupidity.
I made a watermark 🌸
/squints
that's it, that's the organic stupidity part
eekljghgekjghekgkejh I'm pinning this
my monkeys:
their monkeys:
thinking about how my old university's automatic email generation gave my friend Andy Ryan the email address ARYAN88
Way, way back in the day, because I am ancient, our university assigned us email addresses you couldn't have changed, which included your first initial, middle initial, part of your surname, and the last five digits of your social security number. They stopped doing that after people kicked up a huge fucking fuss, but...
... I think I'd still rather have that one than your friend's. Damn.
My old job assigned me "cajones" and I had to very, very gently tell them that I could not and would not send professional emails with it because my email would be [email protected]
I just cackled so loud it scared the dogs.
My mom had a colleague whose name was something like Sara Tan and was given "[email protected]"
When I was in college, Windows used to leave the username of the last user who logged in in the login form, and a bunch of my friends became obsessed with he username (not the person, just the username) of some poor young woman named (I believe) Sarah M Boomgartner.
The username was "BOOMGASM"
I knew a person called Polly Oppenheimer, and so "[email protected]" haunted her till she finished her PhD.
Someone in upper management of a company I used to work for was Sally Odom
Or, according to her signature, sodom.
back in high school I had a teacher named Jim Christie. emailing him at [email protected] was always fun
I once had to register for an event by emailing an administrative assistant whose surname was Litburn. Her first name started with a C. You can imagine what the email was…
Anyone who's ever done anything creative needs to fucking see this.
This story's a few years old, but multiple people in the notes are saying this is still Greyhound policy. So, I went looking to fact check that before sharing it and found this page:
We want to get you from A to B feeling safe and happy. Click here to learn more about a few rules we would like to share with you.
Under the parts on company discrimination policy, there's a section on US Customs and Border Protection checks (in both English and Spanish).
Greyhound Lines, Inc. does not consent to warrantless immigration enforcement checks on its buses or in non-public areas of its terminals.
That's a very clearly written policy, so yay the post is true! But what really got me, is that it's followed by a list of rights people have if they are questioned, searched, or detained, so people can protect themselves as well.
That is then followed by a brief explanation of discrimination law around race and ethnicity being used as a reason to stop and search, and how to submit a civil rights complaint if you are being stopped for discriminatory reasons.
They then provide links to places people can get help if they need it, like the ACLU and the National Immigrant Justice Centre.
Greyhound seem to be really committing to the rights of their passengers, and it's really nice to see!
An important PSA to remember!
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“We know who doggie loves more”
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this is so rude lmao
Had to give a presentation for a work seminar the other day.
Didnt have much planned and I usually wing it so I got up there and opened with, "Hello, my name is [redacted]. I'm the security specialist assigned to [redacted]- I talk a lot when I'm nervous, so you're gonna hear me talk a lot in the next five minutes"
This got a few laughs as expected, but then one of my superiors cut in like "I had no idea you had a fear of public speaking, you're always so calm and confident"
so I got to say out loud in front of like 20 people twice my age that "Oh, yeah, no, I'm faking it super hard. Like, all the time." (Gestures at face) "This is fake. I'm always freaking out, all of the time."
Anyhow it went well and I'm getting a raise so like. Be yourself and lean into it I guess is what I'm getting to
When I public-speak to strangers, I always start with "this is a topic I love and I'm very excited about, and that means I tend to speak really fast. If I'm speaking too quickly, please just put up a hand and I'll see it and slow down. We're in this together, right?" which calms me down because there's always one person who actually will put up a hand if needed and now they have permission, and makes the audience seem friendlier because they're a part of what I'm doing.
And also they think I'm speaking fast out of passion and not because I'm terrified of public speaking. :D
I've waited years to draw this
Gotta hand it to my ex who I dated when I was a cis guy who sent me a post on National Ex-Girlfriend day and said "Congrats, you're my only one!" I got a good laugh out of that one
She found out I was trans accidentally a year before I was public to the folks in my hometown but she was super chill and her only real response was "wait so I have an ex-GIRLFRIEND now???? :D"
ploop
the firsteth rule of alchemy is to hath fun and beeth thy truest self. the secondeth rule is to think with thine pussy
I hath blown up mine university lab.
no i am not immune to early 2000s pop-punk music that fucks a little harder than everyone likes to admit
"Came back wrong" but they actually came back exactly the same, it's you who changed, so even though they're here again it still doesn't feel like it used to. You can raise the dead but you can't change that they died and time passed without them
They came back just fine but the first thing they say is "what happened to you?"
“…I lost you.”
theres too many pokemon games where you play as a kid whos full of life and full of potential. there needs to be a pokemon game where you play as a college dropout who lives in a shitty apartment
your starter pokemon are trubbish, rattata and glameow. which symbolise the trash you keep forgetting to take out, the rats living in your walls and the stray cat you keep trying to befriend but it keeps hissing at you.
you guys dont get it its not supposed to be dark and edgy its supposed to be living in a mundane setting and slowly rediscovering the wonder in the world by going on a journey with a magical trash bag that is your friend, its about love and recovery and coping with the stress of your adult life with your friend who is made of sentient garbage
I’ve never been so attached to literal trash before
I am similarly attached to the sentient trash. Can't wait to take him on little adventures
