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Okay but dude. That was a hard test, and Iām a native English speaker.
H O W
This sure would've been helpful to 18 y/o me struggling in competitive testing š
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English majors represent
Okay but dude. That was a hard test, and Iām a native English speaker.
H O W
This sure would've been helpful to 18 y/o me struggling in competitive testing š
sejdlidkhfshsjhk he said YOONMIN !! ?? what's the time stamp? is the camera zoomed in on jk here or is the video cropped? can we seriously not see yoonmin's reaction here?
HE DID itās around 28:50 but hereās everyone elseās reactions lmao
They know.
She/her also personally fought against transwomen in prison seeking gender affirmation surgery...
Hereās an article that gives more details on the story, and what Harris said about it.Ā The key points:
It was the California Department of Corrections & Rehabilitation that refused the surgery to the inmates.Ā When the inmates fought the policy in court, as Attorney General of California, it was Harrisās job to represent the Department.Ā Yes, she did it, but it wasnāt something she decided on her own to do.Ā (Also, not for nothing, the inmates won the case.)
Her characterization of the episode:Ā Ā āOn that issue I will tell you I vehemently disagree and in fact worked behind the scenes to ensure that the Department of Corrections would allow transitioning inmates to receive the medical attention that they required, they needed and deserved,ā Harris said.
A policy now exists for inmates to receive transition-related care in California prisons (although apparently the DoC isnāt doing a great job of holding up its end of the bargain*--quelle surprise).Ā Ā
(*For the record, Harris finished her time as AG and became a Senator shortly after this agreement was reached, so itās someone elseās job now to enforce it.)Ā
The thing to keep in mind here is that, as Attorney General, Kamala Harris couldnāt wave her hand and have everything in the entire California Department of Justice go exactly as she wanted it--and she wonāt be able to as Vice President, either.Ā We currently have a president who thinks thatās how it works, and weāre damned lucky heās wrong.Ā Ā
She had (and will have to) work with large number of people who hold different views.Ā (Another article I read said that the California Department of Justice, which she ran as AG, employs about 4,800 people--thatās a lot of different views.)Ā If she had refused to back the Department of Corrections in their case, she would have alienated people whose cooperation she needed to be able to rely on.Ā (If she even had the option of not backing them and staying AG--Iām not sure how it works, exactly.)Ā Even people who agreed with her about the specific matter might have disapproved of her hanging her subordinates out to dry.Ā (Another thing our current president does constantly--notice how Harris isnāt saying that the person in her office who actually wrote these briefs is a bad guy that she barely knew.)
So hereās what actually happened when Kamala HarrisĀ āfought against transwomen in prison seeking gender affirmation surgeryā:
The Department of Corrections had a policy denying gender-affirmation surgery to inmates.Ā Ā
Two inmates fought that policy in court.
Harris defended that policy in court (or, more accurately, was the supervisor of the person who did so--but the legal documents went out under her signature, and she takes responsibility for their content).
Harris also worked to change the policy.Ā Ā
If youāve had a job, youāve probably been in the position of having to carry out a policy that you donāt agree with.Ā Your choices are to quit your job in protest or stay and argue that the policy should change.Ā If you pick option B, you still have to follow the policy while youāre working to change it--again, just about the only person in the world who doesnāt know this is Donald J. Trump, because heās never had a real job where he answered to anybody.Ā Ā
What this incident shows is that Kamala Harris is accustomed to working in a system where she doesnāt always get her own way, and that she knows how to lose the battle to win the war.Ā As VP, sheās going to need those skills--especially if the Republicans keep the Senate, but even if the Democrats sweep everything in November, weāre notoriouslyĀ bad at all pulling in the same direction.Ā Weāve had about enough of theĀ āIām taking my ball and going homeā style of leadership.Ā Ā
This.
I get it, I really do - but Trump has literally stripped away rights from trans kids and fucked the careers of trans people in the military. Pence believes in conversion therapy.
We can remember and discuss these issues, but at the end of the day, Trump/Pence is the greater evil and we need to vote in a unified way to get them out of office because the second term would be so much worse. Donāt vote independent, just suck it up and recognize that weāre not gonna get a perfect candidate ever.
Voting Trump is a face full of glass shards, and a vote for an independent is a vote for Trump. This isnāt complicated.
I had not seen this explanation, and Iām reblogging it because I probably have followers who havenāt either.
This is the problem with snappy clap backs.Ā They might seem satisfying, but theyāre usually 90% BS base on just enough truth to pass surface level inspection.Ā Remember when there were posts going around saying Hillary defended pedophiles, and conveniently left out the part that this was when she was a public defender and unable to pick her clients or recuse herself?Ā Yeah.Ā Be looking for that.
yep. question every snappy clapback you read.
I saw this described perfectly online somewhere by a black lives matter activist. I genuinely forgot the source so if anyone remembers please tag. But the gist of it is:
Biden said: If cops are threatened while apprehending a suspect, they should shoot the suspect's leg instead of going for a kill shot. This way we can save lives.
This is definitely not right. The logic is all fucked up. But. BUT.
With Trump, it's a shot in the heart.
Do I wanna get shot in my leg? No, absolutely not. As opposed to my heart? Hell yes.
Let's be clear- we all know we're choosing the lesser of the evils. But Trump-Pence's evil trumps Biden-Harris by miles and miles.
Vote Biden 2020. It's settling but atleast the heart's intact.
Finding my motherās sugar daddyās tumblr with a handful of furry drawings on it was easily the worst thing Iāve done in my life
never say those words in that order ever again
My condolences.
Also, "In that order", my human? Not like they're better in any other orders. See:
"Finding my Sugar Daddy's tumblr with a handful of my mother's furry drawings on it was easily the worst thing I've done in my life."
Nope.
Reblog to have something good happen at 1:42 tomorrow
I canāt chance not reblogging this
I need something good, please happen
Good thing, come at me!
why itās so cute when yoongi pretends he doesnāt want hugs from taehyung š
And meanwhile JK and RM represent a whole shade of wholesomeness
Every single odd number has an āeā in it.
LISTEN-
Not all of them. 30 and 50 arenāt spelled with the letter e in it ā¦
father godĀ
ā¦if you can split a number in half evenly, itās even. 30 and 50 are odd.
-_-ā
(15+15=30
25+25=30)
25+25 = 30? You sure about that??
Lord have mercyā¦.
Bye
3 days into 2018 smh
LMAOOOOOOO
One
Three
Five
Nine
And since everything else after that is a variant of these numbers, then all odds have the letter āEā.
š£YOU FORGOT SEVEN!!
It keeps getting worse.
LMAOOO WHAT IS GOING ON
My head hurtsā¦
This is why that Tumblr University shit was the dumbest idea ever just look at this
who failed yall?
IM SCREAMING
You whole ass forgot about eight - a number with an e and is pretty fucking even
why would 8 be brought up if itās EVEN in a post about ODDS??????? the post said āevery single ODD number has an āeā in itā not āevery single number with an āeā is oddā what the fuck
3 days until 2019 and weāre still here
happy New yearās eve
Iām going to bring this flaming dumpster into 2019 so future generations can see what a mistake Tumblr was
Er, guys two is odd and doesnāt have an e. Just sayingā¦
did you deadass just try to tell me two is odd? iām fucking crying throw the whole website away
Reblogging for the last oneš
The one thing I notice is that no matter how much you want to throw this site away, you just canāt.
TWO IS ODD?!?! PFFFTT IāM SCREAMING
Wait what about zero thatās an odd number ,no?
ok but hear me out fifty and thirty make up for the fact they have no e by the way they are pronounces third-E fifth-E
bro why do 30 and 50 matter THEYāRE FUCKING EVEN
what the actual fuck is happening
1 is an even number
Iām gonna smack you
-30 and -50 have an e in them
Wait why are we so quick to throw away the Zero idea
Zero isnāt a number
It canāt be divided by two though, can it
It can??? 0/2=0??
OD NUMBERS
onE
thrEE
fivE
sEvEn
ninE
OD numbers huh?
Anything that ends with a 0,2,4,6,8 is even and the rest is odd (1,3,7,9) stop freaking out yāall
YOU FORGOT 5
DUDE WHAT ABOUT FOUR
What about it?????
THAT DOESNāT HAVE E IN IT
THATāS BECAUSE ITāS EVEN?????
A R E Y O U G U Y S O K A Y
21 days away from 2020, folks.
Please tell me I can start the new freaking decade with a post arguing about something as stupid as this. Please. š
This is art at its finest
one week to 2020 dudes
Iām so done
Im so upset that even with all the āzero is oddā āno itās notā stuff no one bothered to point out⦠It doesnāt matter. Zero, 0, zEro
But zero isnāt odd. Itās fucking the lack of a number. Itās neutral. Itās empty. Thereās nothing there
Zero is a number.
A definition of an even number is that it can be divided by 2 and the result is a whole number. Since you cannot divide zero, you cant divide it by 2 and that means that zero is an odd number.
zEro, onE, thrEE, fivE, sEvEn, ninE, ElEven, and then the suffix -teen and every other odd number in english contains the names of the numbers 1 to 9.
zero is not a goddamn odd number what. even i know that and iām not good at math. also you can divide 0 by 2, itās 0, you literally just divide itĀ and you just get 0 out oh my gosh. you canāt divide by zero but you can divide zero.Ā
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parity_of_zero
https://www.britannica.com/story/is-zero-an-even-or-an-odd-number
https://www.scienceabc.com/nature/zero-odd-even.htmlĀ Quote from this oneĀ ā So, technically, [zero] is even. In fact, it is the most even number there is.ā
also does anybody on here ever look anything up or? this is making my brain physically hurt. christ.
NO. NO FUCK YOU ALL WE ARE NOT BRINGING THIS SHIT INTO 2020. WHOEVER BROUGHT THIS BACK DID IT ON PURPOSE AND I WILL FUCKING HUNT YOU DOWN FOR SPORT FUCK YOU. FUCK THIS.
This post was an absolute train wreck and Iām cursing my followers with it
Damn you
āAnyone can do math, even gay peopleā
Bitch, are you sure???
This post is amazing. The Chaos is pleased.
Is this fucking number discourse
Do you have an issue with that?
No but just out of all the things itās about numbers
Just that itās weird is all
The internet is weird, you should be used to that by now.
Yeah thatās true
At least the cum soup post was less weird than this
How does this have only 400k notes???
Because most people just scroll past this hellpost
Zero aka 0 was invented by Aryabhatta. Ya'll betchyo ass it's a fucking number. Ya'll can't do the whole Indian subcontinent dirty like this.
Before January ends, Iām going to magically and extremely be blessed by the universe.
not gonna risk scrolling past this
Especially considering how bleargh the whole of 2019 was! #bless
do they purposely make the villains hot or am I just attracted to literally every single villainĀ
There's just something about the villains...
SLUR?????
BOOMER, PLEASE!
Monkeys can learn to use money.Ā
Capuchins that were taught to exchange silver discs for treats began budgeting for foods they liked, buying more of something when the price dropped, and started gambling. Eventually, there was an incident where āmoneyā was stolen, and the rich monkeys even figured out they could pay each other for sex.Ā
(Source, Source 2)
Why is that a surprise? That's what happened with humans š¤·
okay, reblog with the most devastating picture(s) of jimin. here i'll start
Absolutely devastating. Devastation level: infinite gazillion fish taco tigers
I still canāt believe that fanfiction is free
I sometimes have to pay for water, but with a phone and some wifi, I get to read whole novels about my favorite characters for exactly zero additional dollars
How goddamn rad is that
all the love to the fanfic authors who make this possible, y'all are the best
Amen! Ya'll doing Noble work in this cold, cold world. And you are deeeeeeeply appreciated!
Even the weariest river
Author:Ā vxmins
Pairing: Jimin/Taehyung, Jin/Yoongi
Description:Ā It's moments like this that make Taehyung panic. The open derision on each courtier's face, the scorn of his brother as he turns from his prey. The slit of Park Jimin's eyes, just barely open and dark and hateful, as Taehyung swallows and squares his shoulders and saysā"I want to claim him."The tides of war change, and sweep Taehyung and Jimin along with them.
Why I like it: Aye Mio Dios! Now this is a story. Like A STORY STORY. Itās not NamGi. There is Namjoon and there is Yoongi but they arenāt together. Itās a VMIN story. It has kings, coups, wars, prisoners and an unlikely love story that starts our burning with hatred like the roaring fires but mellows enough into embers to make way for understanding, tenderness and love. (This story is making me use flowery language, itās that powerful). This 152000 word giant mammoth of a story is so so so well written, with every emotion being wrung out that you FEEL the fear, the loss, the love, the horror... The suspense works very well in the scenes with conflict. Itās a multi-dimensional story with layered characters that process things in way that makes you understand why they act how they act and each decision they make.Ā
WARNING: The story has graphic depictions of violence, mentions of abuse, graphic depictions of childhood beating and abuse. Donāt read it if you have triggers.
Posted on Ao3.
I wrote these for you
Author:Ā buffcooky
Description:Ā
Kim Namjoon never thought he would be a father, let alone fall headfirst into endless pining over his son's daycare teacher, Min Yoongi. And yet... here he is. Doing exactly that.
Why I like it: Ah the BTS as dads AU. Itās legit one for the books, Iād say. Itās cute with surprisingly well written moments of humor that jump out and catch you unawares. Youāre smiling or giggling without consious thought. Jungkook as a year old toddler and Namjoon as the father with Yoongi thrown in the mix is something that stirs the coos out of you!
Posted on Ao3
August Rain
Author: spiderlilies
Description:Ā
Joining the kpop industry was meant to be Yoongi's path towards an easy, romance-free life where music would be the only occupant of his heart. That was the plan. That was the plan, until his feelings decided to sneak up behind him in the middle of the night and pull him into a chokehold. Struggling only made it worse. And when Yoongi woke up the next morning, he realized that his heart had been stolen by the one member with whom he could never seem to see eye to eye with.
It happened in March.
Why I like it: Behold! This is the mother of all Namgi Fics. I love fanfiction, Iāve always loved it since Iāve discovered some Nancy Drew ones when I was 12. There are so many great writers and amazing gems hidden in this usually-scoffed-at form of literature. Itās very underappreciated. But we always come across some fanfics in our lives that have to be revisited once every quarter at least. That we smile and cry and blubber along with. They resonate so deeply with us that they stop being just another fanfic and become that one story we would want to keep in our email drafts- favorited, starred and saved in bookmarks just so we donāt accidentally lose them. THIS IS ONE OF THOSE FOR ME. Itās canon compliant, a true BTS-verse piece of fiction that has very strong undertones of pride and LGBTQ culture and community. The way this author portrays the boys is what I have imagined their personalities to be like. (Not to say Iām right at all or anything, but it helps keep with the feel of the story) The language flows so flawlessly, using just the right combination of dialogue and descriptive. Itās most certainly one of the best SugaMon works Iāve had theĀ pleasure of reading. If youāre a fan of this ship, I strongly recommend you read this!
Posted on Ao3.
All Night
Author:Ā mariephantomhive
Description:Ā
Namjoon and Yoongi have lived together for eight years.
Or, a namgi retelling of "and they were roommates - oh my god, they were roommates"
Why I like it: Reading this 46000 word story felt like cuddling in a chair with my favorite soft blanket and hot chocolate after a hectic week in the chilliest winter. This is not just about Yoongi and Namjoon, it also feels like the author took my darkest vulnerabilities and put them into well-flowing words. Lots of self development, healthy relationships, open communication in this fic. Namjoon realizes heās in love with Yoongi and the way Yoongi lets him in a very tolerant, understanding way and how they let the pieces fall together with their relationship and their own life ambitions through life conversations, cat-parenting and the rest of amazing BTS5. Itās beautiful in that languid, slowest of burns kinda way.Ā
Posted on Ao3.