this is my apology to the mods for all the stepchickens videos I submitted
when he said they were already married
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this is my apology to the mods for all the stepchickens videos I submitted
when he said they were already married
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kids baking championship is extremely, very relatable
not to sound like a millennial but the reason vine was so good/quotable is bc the videos could only be 7 seconds long! the time constraint fostered so much creativity… because you had to keep your joke as brief as possible, it really had to be perfect or you had to show just the right moment. the out-of-context-ness of vines is what makes them funny. i think so many tiktoks go on WAY too long, and they always provide context that u dont need. if the “back at it again at krispy kreme” vine had come out on tiktok, it’d probably begin with “this is my friend. he likes doing backflips in public to see how people react… and then this happened…” and you’d see an employee scream and the sign shatter
watching a kid do flips and hit a sign when the video cuts off, not knowing who screamed, or if he got in trouble, or how his friends reacted, or why he was doing flips in the first place, or if he does flips often at krispy kreme often, or even seeing the sign itself fall….. thats fucking comedy
Read an article on dating as a millennial (and gen z) and it basically said we’re screwed because we ghost to end things, we’re hyper-focused on sex, we actively try to show we’re not too interested, our responses are too strategic, we have too high of expectations of people and become entitled, we have a surplus of options and access, we’ve become too comfortable being alone that it’s become difficult to invite others into our lives, we’ve normalized vague situationships and unclear intentions, and we’re not accountable for the pain that we inflict on others. This is fine for some people, but for others that acknowledge that human beings need authentic connection and that it’s natural to want intimacy, this is going to lead to people aging into loneliness and settling into misery if we don’t do inner work and heal our perception of love collectively.
My ideal date? You release me into the wild to hunt me for sport on your remote island BUT I’m not very good at hiding so you find me within 20 minutes. You hold the gun to my face but there is something so earnest in my eyes and hands that you cannot carry through. You pick me up and carry me back to your mansion. I am so polite and charming that you nurse me back to health. You grow to love and trust me despite the fact you’re holding me hostage after I fell of a charter vessel bound for Brazil. You buy me new clothes and have them shipped to the island. I kiss you good morning every day. You propose marriage. I accept. We skype in a priest and get married with the butler as our witness. That night I kill you and the butler. I redistribute your wealth. I live in the mansion on the abandoned island for the rest of my days. I study snail ecology. I never remarry. You were the love of my life but you were too dangerous and evil to live. I am buried next to you. The tides eventually wash our bodies away. Into the depths of the ocean, together.
I know everyone needs to memorize this
I think boomer parents got the opposite of whatever this guide is.
it's 2022. donald trump has died in disgrace days after being impeached and jailed. my chemical romance's new album is coming out the same day as the new spiderverse movie. the lizzo and janelle monaé collab song is blowing up the radio. lil nas x has a verse in it. you and your partner have time and energy for dates after work after jeff bezos' assets have been seized and distributed to the public in the wake of his arrest for keeping employees in unsafe working conditions.
oh what a life
Like to charge, reblog to cast.
Everyone has been vaccinated for free and the virus hasn’t caused a single death in months.
Those dates you go on with your partner? They’re in public. Unmasked. Your server smiles at you. Everyone feels safe.
You can hug your friends.
You can see a movie. The people in the movie are gay people of color and they kiss and live happily ever after.
And so will you.
LIKE TO CHARGE, REBLOG TO CAST
Or do both for twice the punch!
My therapist: the Bratz Babyz are not real and cannot hurt you.
Bratz Babyz:
i watched the episode where lisas president and bart asks her to legalize it and shes like What and he just looks at her like this
gay marriage
Fun fact: There is an ancient Greek goddess of friendship. Her name is Philotes.
Double fun fact: She's a daughter of Nyx. Her siblings include Thanatos (god of death), Nemesis (goddess of retribution/revenge), Momus (god of mockery), Apate (goddess of deceit), and Oizys (goddess of depression and misery).
that's just what gay friend groups are like
Mary and Kitty Bennet alone at home after their sisters get married.
I very much want to know if their mom has noticed the switch.
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