Henlo

The most active lazy person you'll ever meet! :D

[khorusia]

She loves it

[stpatrickscat]

i am being so normal about this

[wormsinthecheese]

This one also has to go

(promise I'm done flooding the tag sorry guys)

[bunnydancer]

what if you were madly in love with your childhood best friend, inseparable, you did everything together, you raised his little sister together as your surrogate daughter, you slept in the same bed, you worked the same jobs, you lived in the same flat, and he accidentally incinerates a museum/opera house and causes thirty million marks of damage so you enter into a shady life long slavery contract with your boss to pay off his debts that essentially turns you into his on-demand assassin (or worse) and when that boss wages war on the federal government you are mandated via your previously aforementioned contract to fight for his cause and then you actually win and he overthrows the ministry and becomes a dictator, because of you. and you become the leader of the new fascist military. and are rich beyond your wildest imagination. and because you can, you promote your childhood BFF to a new imaginary government title where his only expectation is to make art, which he loves to do. and then your childhood BFF is suddenly not cool with this anymore even though you were doing this all for him. because 'war is bad' and 'fascism is bad' and your new boss is 'evil'. so, naturally, you kill his sister and lock him in the torture dungeon,

[it-goes-on]

He’s asexual. He’s in pest control. He’s a sex worker. He’s a brotherfather. He’s been in intermittent solitary confinement for 17 years. His evil best friend is in love with him, but not like that. He’ll never pay off his debts. He’s a musical genius who never learned how to notate music. He compulsively writes stories. He won’t add a beheading scene to a wedding. He’s Guylag who slayed the dragon and The Last Poet King and Larbella.

[what-even-is-thiss]

The reason your snacks are unsatisfying is that you need both carb and protein.

Carb starts your engine, protein keeps it going.

No carb, engine don’t start. No protein, engine dies out fast.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Easy carb add on:

Cookie

Fruit (canned or fresh)

Chips

Piece of bread

Popcorn

Crackers

Easy protein add on:

Nuts

Spoonful of nut butter

Cheese

Roasted chickpea snacks

Glass of milk (dairy or non dairy)

Small canned sausages or similar

[what-even-is-thiss]

Sugar in there.

[what-even-is-thiss]

I am pleased by people messaging me telling me that after adding a carb or protein to their snacks or meals they feel more satisfied all day. Yes, my plan is working. People are getting through their days with less hangry.

[alivingtypo]

you can pry starting sentences with 'and' or 'but' out of my cold, dead hands

[today-till-tomorrow]

op how does it feel to be the most correct person on earth

[thehumantrampoline]

I kept forgetting my nighttime antidepressant so I set an alarm where the sound was a recording of me saying "HEY. TAKE YOUR FUCKING PILL" because I thought it would be funny. It was funny about three times, and then it started making me mad and I'd dismiss it right away to make it stop. So I handed my phone to my partner, who made another recording sweetly saying "Okay Shira, it's time to take your medication" and now I don't get mad anymore and I take my pill. The "compassion over punishment" camp has gotta get something wrong one of these days

[thecrumbez]

Happy Pride Month to those two women dancing together in the foreground of the boat scene in Godzilla (1954).

I’m sorry your romantic foibles were overshadowed by a big ass atomic lizard thing.

[erratic-dragon-fruit]

out of the tags with you

[lunellum]

Smollneck

[dragon-in-a-fez]

Horizon Zero Dawn was like "the apocalypse happened because we let an extremely stupid man have a trillion dollars and his own military-industrial complex" and Elon Musk saw that and thought "inspiring. I bet I could be that stupid man"

[shamebats]

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

[kaliido-s]

Bisexual who gets crushes on strong men and women and then gets angry about it

[risk-repeater]

this job market is a fucking nightmare

[elierlick]

Yet another new study debunked the basis for the anti-trans sports bans. It was never about sports but for creating legal avenues for exclusion and abjection. This is one of the largest analyses ever conducted, involving 52 studies and 6,485 trans people. Read the study here.

[lilithseconddaughter]

post so nice had to reblog it twice and force it down everyone's throats

[fleshengine]

At minimum about 4.5 thousand people liked this without reblogging it.

We gotta fix that.

[ereborslionheart]

tolkien fans are insufferable because you'll agree to watch the movies with them and then seven hours in they'll say "omg my favourite character is about to appear!" and it's a fucking siege weapon

[rohirric-hunter]

[shadetree-salesman]

I will not stand by while Grond, Hammer of the Underworld is slandered in such a way! 

[venowyn]

I thought tumblr was safe from Grondposting

[thespectacularspider-girl]

GROND!

[the-everything-man]

GROND

GROND

GROND

GROND

GROND

GROND

GROND

GROND

GROND

[transmechanicus]

[randomtechpriest]

GROND GROND GROND!

[error-404-fuck-not-found]

grond is when you gotta change discs on the extended edition. grond signals snack breaks and a refill of the wine. grond is an omen of good fortune and some respect should be put on his fucking name

[balanceoflightanddark]

GROND

GROND

GROND

GROND

GROND

[assaultmystic-archive]

whats cool about being trans is my parents are totally right. i did kill their beautiful son. im the thing that animates his corpse in an ever more convincing parody of a happy girl. i devoured him from the inside out and now there is nothing left of him and he is dead dead dead and there is only me, with my hollow eyes and dark eyeliner and long hair, and my big smile. my limp, effeminate gestures belie the marionetting of the boy they loved. my fagginess is his death. already his body becomes a fitter home for my parasitism in full; the tits, the hips, the thighs. sorry about your kid. thanks for the biomass <3

[mybisexualwife]