what.

I pretty much reblog anything I find funny. 24. Pan.

[gasteracanthacancriformis]

have i ever shown u people my hand sofa

[gasteracanthacancriformis]

my prized possession is this loveseat I bought from a divorced dad who couldn’t tell me anything about it and in the years i’ve owned it i’ve never been able to find out who made it or where it came from. it’s got nails and finger creases and palm lines but they’re all kinda hard to see in this pic.

[sepdet]

[emeraldwhale]

[kleefkruid]

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

[3000s]

after 2 years working outdoors all day i finally got stung by an onion for the first time yesterday and i wasnt even doing anything there wasnt even a nest nearby

[3000s]

a wasp. i was looking at a onion just now sorry

[evilscientist3]

Theyre called draculas because they drank u. La

[jame7t]

Did anyone else hear just one single angelic note

[wizardshark]

[purplegfdgirl]

WHAT HAPPENED HERE

[evilscientist3]

the angelic note is playing at your dashboards resonant frequency. shaking its miserable posts apart

[onedirectionforever]

“you support gay rights so you must be gay”

i support animal rights do i look like a fucking alpaca to you

[onedirectionforever]

turns out i am gay

[monsieurenjlolras]

holy shit how’d this alpaca learn how to type

[mywitchcultblr]

Diversity win! The alpaca is gay!

[adreamthatsworthkeeping]

[thebirdkiwi]

he was a llama

[fritextramole]

a llama?! he’s supposed to be dead!

[zapatism]

brazilians, imagine you’re a famous futebol player and are about to hit the winning penalty kick at the world cup finals. accidentally, the referee tosses a christian baby at you. would you still kick the baby to the goal and win the hexa championship, and sacrifice the christian baby?

[zapatism]

[lingonberry24]

[aeshnacyanea2000]

[wickedsick]

[medievaljournalist]

im dodging tornado attacks like its nothing

[arson-the-artificer-offical]

Have you tried going to a tornado shelter?

[medievaljournalist]

the tornadoes should be taking shelter from me

[animentality]

[rslashrats]

mr beast partnering with the lds church to help bring in younger people so they can marry off said younger people was not in my 2026 bingo

[rslashrats]

[marxismopportunism]

[jaubaius]

Husky getting nervous at his first swimming lesson

[bigdogdabeast]

I like this WAY more then I should

[chapdietostie-deactivated202406]

BIG BABY <3

[404-later]

[etrianodysseyobsession-hd-deact]

[theworsethingsgettheharderifight]

i spent an insane amount of time trying to make that gif on my phone lmao please validate me 🥲

[sonoran-partisan]

Out of Touch Advent

[thorffour-deactivated20190920]

[the-frightening-ghoul]

‎

[arsenic-the-fae]

Frightening ghoul have you been running through the grass lately?

[the-frightening-ghoul]

[zetrystan]

Technically true.

[zetrystan]

He got the job.

[zetrystan]

He takes his job seriously.

[zetrystan]

Prof Rad over on youtube dubbed the Wolf Hunter comic (click here)! 

Go check it out and give them some support! :) (also the end killed me haha) ₍ᐢ•ﻌ•ᐢ₎

[zetrystan]

The farmer sheared the sheep, and it was used to make a gift for Wolf Hunter, so…

[zetrystan]

Wolf Hunter goes to the village markets.

[zetrystan]

Wolf Hunter and his conga line of sheep.

[zetrystan]

Wolf Hunter was looking for them for a while.

[yaoiblackmold]

Today is the day I'm finally going to watch episode 2 of the star trek porn

[yaoiblackmold]

My girl Uhura got a new hair cut

[yaoiblackmold]

I fucking love the dialogue man

Bones: I'm no geologist Jim but I bet those are mining waste. Spock: Precisely, doctor

[yaoiblackmold]

oh my god even the environmental set? girl the budget

[yaoiblackmold]

This actually feels more high budget than the first one, incredible. I guess the first one was a critical success

[yaoiblackmold]

Spock and Bones trapped in a prison togther....I've read fanfics about this....and now they're bickering....

[yaoiblackmold]

they're going to interrogate them for "information"

Bones: I'm a doctor not a soldier, he's the one with all the information [points at spock] Spock: *eyebrow raise*

way to throw spock under the bus bones! ughh

[yaoiblackmold]

Bones all sad in the corner of the jail cell while the butterfly aliens interrogate Spock

[yaoiblackmold]

not him going "fascinating" as they're sucking his dick??? literally totally ignoring them and just looking at their butterfly wings 😭😭😭

[yaoiblackmold]

Bones is just gloomily sitting there and frowning in a corner watching them fuck? this is so sad

[yaoiblackmold]

somebody come save bones please he's in a porn and he didn't even get to do any fucking

[yaoiblackmold]

Chekov and Sulu!!!! Love that Chekov is doing the russian accent but why is Sulu british 😭

[yaoiblackmold]

Chekov and Sulu caught Scotty having sex with Uhura instead of manning the transporter room. I can feel the silent judgement from their faces

[yaoiblackmold]

Scotty was too busy thinking about sex and THATS why he sent Sulu and Chekov to the Oval office instead of the planet???😭 girl the plot??

well I guess it's now JFK and Marilyn Monroe porn

[yaoiblackmold]

Sulu and Chekov are just hiding in the closet watching JFK and Marilyn fuck

[yaoiblackmold]

CHEKOV YOU BITCH DONT MESS WITH THE TIMELINE!!!! he's going to tell JFK he's going to get shot omfg CHekov dont do it!!!! you're going to change history NOOOOO

[yaoiblackmold]

alien queen lady is very enamored with Kirk and wants to make him a king to rule with her and conquer the galaxy together

[yaoiblackmold]

ahh Kirk fucked her to get the launch codes to her rockets that makes so much sense. And now he's using the alien communicator (a silver dildo) to tell them to disarm and release the prisoners. what a tried and true star trek plot

[yaoiblackmold]

and they're back on the ship trek happy ending yayyyyy

[yaoiblackmold]

oh my fucking god?? The timeline got fixed because JFK did get shot in the head but just not by a sniper, Jackie caught him fucking Marilyn and shot JFK in the head?? 😭😭😭😭

this is so fucking funny

[yaoiblackmold]

Spock: His love for this country made him a great president, yet his lust for a woman cost him his life, fascinating Kirk: We humans are full of unpredictable emotions that logic alone can't solve, and I predict that you Mr. Spock is becoming more human day by day [grabs spocks arm]

HELLO?? this is a PORN why is the dialogue SO fucking GOOD nothing as star trek as trying to shove the president of America into an episode

[yaoiblackmold]

and in the end Bones didn't even get to fuck any alien girls....

[yaoiblackmold]

I can't believe I'm saying this about porn but the first movie was better. This sequel kinda not that great. The plot made even less sense than the first one.

[slayvideos]

[rslashrats]

this was already a tumblr post… why didn’t you just.reblog it

[noelle-ism]

[rslashrats]

hey now.

[hapalopus]

Kinda surprised how many different animals can be black and tan

[jizzardtower-deactivated2023072]

[imi-mimimoo]

She diva-fied him...

[heartwarminganimals]

I wish we could teach each other how to love the way we can teach animals that aren’t supposed to be able to feel it.

[godmybackhurts]

@kaijutegu is this cute? I know you deal with tegus and not iguanas, but I didn't know who else to ask

[kaijutegu]

This is precious.

So, first thing you need to know is that is a very visibly healthy adult green iguana. Every part of the iguana is sharp. The claws evolved to haul a ten pound lizard up a tree. The spines are like tiny icepicks. The tail is a bullwhip. The teeth evolved to shred leaves, but they'll just as easily shred your flesh. Good luck making a healthy adult iguana do anything they don't wanna. That puts us on our first thing to look at- is the animal capable of defense and getting away, physically? Yes, definitely.

Next thing to know is what does a threatened or scared iguana look like? When an iguana is threatened, it doesn't stand on its hind legs like that; it stands on all fours and puffs itself up to look bigger, aggressively bobs its head (note: head bobbing is a behavior used for a LOT of things, it does need context- for example, they also head bob as part of mating displays), there is hissing, there is tail whipping- iguanas are not subtle creatures. None of this is the behavior of an iguana that feels threatened or is being a threat!

So what does standing like that mean? That's just simple reaching. The iguana sees something they want and is attempting to reach it, and what they want appears to be uppies, because they settle into the human's grip immediately.

Then, we see some GREAT handling from the human. There's really great communication happening between the two of them! The person picks up the iguana very securely- pelvis and pectoral girdles are well supported, and he doesn't grab. (Iguanas typically do NOT like being grabbed around the sides; many of their predators are birds and coming at them from above or gripping the sides is scary!)

As he goes in for the pet, he lets the iguana support their back half on his knee. The hold is secure but not tight; at any point, if the iggy was distressed, they could leave. But they don't- instead, you see them leaning into the pets, actively participating in the behavior. They're not even closing their eyes to block stimulus. They want this to happen.

This is the kind of bond that's possible when you can prove to a big lizard that you're trustworthy, and easily the best iguana video I've seen in a long time. Thank you for tagging me in!

Some green iguana body language resources under the jump!

Barten 2003. Green Iguana Management and Husbandry. Iguana: Journal of the International Iguana Society. I refer to this guy a lot when thinking about iguana behavior because even though the Green Iguana Husbandry issue of Iguana came out 22 years ago, Steve is a member of my herp society and has forgotten more about iguanas than any of us will ever know.

Burghardt 1977. Social behavior in hatchling green iguanas: life at a reptile rookery. Science.

Yes, Burghardt's iguana stuff is older. Yes, it's still highly relevant in the world of reptile ethology. If you can get your hands on a copy of Iguanas of the World, it's amazing how well it holds up.

Kaplan- everything on anapsid.org is at least 10 years old, but that doesn't change how valuable some of it is. Melissa knows her stuff, she just can't have iguanas anymore and unfortunately her health interferes a lot with what she wants to do.

Behavior article collection

Change-Related Stress in Green Iguanas and Other Reptiles

Interpreting Non-Breeding Behaviors in Green Iguanas

Testosterone, Aggression, and Green Iguanas

Köhler 2003. Green Iguana Communication. Iguana: Journal of the International Iguana Society.

Rice et al. 2022. Heads Nods and Boat Bobs: Behavior of Iguana Iguana Is Affected by Environment and Boat Traffic in Riparian Tropical Forest. Biotropica.

Darren Naish wrote a cool blog post for Tetrapod Zoology that's got a lot of social behavior observations! His blogs are always backed up with great sources and evidence.