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pomegranates are so damn difficult to eat like could you be less of a metaphor and more of a fruit for a second im trying to have a snack

uncertainlys

it will pass but like can i at least get an eta

theartofmadeline

it IS spooky season. to me.

#guys we’re late #it’s already past July

evilwizard

ever since i learned that the flap of a butterfly’s wing could cause a hurricane on the other side of the earth, ive been doing nothing but nursing rare and endangered species of butterflies back to health. fuck the other side of the earth

parkerposey

Guys I don’t think I want the body to keep the score anymore

ceruleanheaven

forgive me father for i have not locked in

just-french-me-up

"mmh did you know that creator you like also posts 🔞 content? did you know that? don't you think that's weird? don't you think we should keep this space-"

no. i don't.

i booked a front row seat to the devil's sacrament and you're blocking the view

just go back to the 1660 new england hole you just crawled out of and eat barley for a week to atone for your sins or whatever

iwonthesitatebich

I booked front row seat to the devils sacrament and you’re blocking the view. Yep. That’s it.

knifearo

as an optimist i dream of a beautiful world where people are fucking normal about aromanticism

floralasshat

At first I read “as an optometrist” and was just ready to accept the statement as is like oh yeah maybe some kind of pun about if people’s views weren’t clouded by hatred and biases they could be normal about aro and aspec in general but then I reread it was like “sigh, time for my nearsighted ass to go back to the optometrist.”

knifearo

as an optimist i dream of a beautiful world where all these beautiful aromantic people get to go to the optometrist

squidong

misread aromanticism as astigmatism

earhartsease

some of you need to get new aspecs

serethereal

im just not attracted to anyone or anything ever. until i am.

spirulin4

what ppl defending kids on ipads don’t seem to understand is that there are other ways to keep kids occupied. my mom had a whole bag full of little toys and games for me to play with while waiting in lines at disney world. once your kid is like 7 or 8 they can read a book. they can color. or they can literally just sit there and imagine things. i did that a lot as a kid.

spirulin4

thanks for putting your wrong and bad commentary in the tags where i still have to read all of it. most of what you said is untrue.

imyselfamstrange

OP: giving children too young to process things so much access to ipads isn’t good for them maybe.

People in the notes: So you hate moms??? You’re ableist?? You think we should go back to the Dark Ages?? (My personal favorite because it makes no sense) you’re poor shaming??

Why is it so difficult to explain that children not developing fine motor skills and losing their attention spans is bad actually??

ladjarica

Genuine question? Why do IPad parents act like there's nothing else you can give your child to play with. Ok maybe they don't like reading, or coloring and want to play something. Tetris consoles are still available, so are those handheld water game thingies ( where you have two buttons and the air pushes plastic rings around). These will occupy your kid for longer but still it won't make them what to rip your throat if you decide to take it from them.

Like your child should learn how to be bored but if you truly need a break there are better options than allowing them access to endless TikTok videos.

smegorl

Know what's cheaper than an IPad? A fuckin etch-a-sketch, a little fidget toy, a stick.

niiwa-angel

My mom and auntie made little finger puppets for my sister and I, plus my younger cousin. Restaurants, canoe rides, long drives, waiting rooms, anything we could be bored with, there were the finger puppets.

killing-hannibals-body

You know what’s terrifying is that my nephew, when given his tablet, will NOT sleep. Like, I’d wake up at 5 am to get ready for work, and he’d still be up on his tablet. Once I woke up at 3, and he was flipping out because the WiFi went down. He said that he couldn’t sleep without his shows.

I’m like, dude. I’m pretty sure that your shows are keeping you up, so I’m 100% not going to restart the router. Go the fuck to bed. It’s actually really scary to me.

People act like there weren’t ways to distract kids before tablets. We had to learn to use our imaginations. Or, as others said: coloring books, actual books. Building blocks. Lego’s.

If every generation up to this one has managed to make it without tablets, I’m gonna call bullshit that we can’t get kids back to that point before it’s too late.

mackonfire

I have a joke about math but im 2² to say it

decemberwinter

what do you mean elon musk did a nazi salute on live tv at the united states presidential inauguration twice and is now erasing the evidence off the internet by replacing the footage with the crowd cheering instead?