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J | 24 | I'm doing something, but I don't know what it is/ Sideblog: assassins-n-templars

[j-write-something]

RDR2 brainrotting so hard I commissioned my friend to draw my OC and UDGRJWKDHWJSBDBSBSBSN

ASPEN MY CHILDDDD

Art by @igirisuscones

[j-write-something]

That sad moment when you want to get back to writing fanfiction and you just stare at the blank document for 20 minutes :(

[boimann]

ATTENTION ARTISTS OF TUMBLR

since tumblr is going to start scraping blogs to train ai be sure to glaze and nightshade your art!! Not only will both of these programs protect your art from being copied but nightshade also poisons any ai that tries to steal it

here is some more info on these tools and where you can download them:

Nightshade: Protecting Copyright (uchicago.edu)

Nightshade: Downloads (uchicago.edu)

Glaze - What is Glaze (uchicago.edu)

Glaze - Downloads (uchicago.edu)

[stealingpotatoes]

i was gonna caption this "back on my call of duty bs!!" then i remembered i've literally never posted CoD art here before LMAO

(commission info // kofi)

[huffylemon]

[triviallytrue]

aren't gorillas gentle giants or something. i stay out of his way, he doesn't maul me, we have a nice time picking out clothes together in opposite sides of the mall

[friendshapedhole]

Male gorillas are super aggressive and territorial. Also they interpret nearly every human mannerism as a sign of aggression or a challenge. Smiling and eye contact are both things that zookeepers have to be taught to suppress when they’re in the vicinity of gorillas.

[triviallytrue]

Well unless the mall is his native territory I think I'm fine, I wasn't planning on smiling at him

[max1461]

This is all irrelevant because the obvious answer is five black mambas. I mean, that’s not actually very many snakes, and malls are fucking huge. And unlike a gorilla you can definitely outrun a snake if it does show up. Find an open space in the mall where you can see any snake coming and just hangout out there. Fucking easy.

[triviallytrue]

Misguided! I would much rather have a mallmate I can easily see and hear coming. I'm confident I can stay out of the gorilla's way, but if I step on a snake or one otherwise gets the jump on me, it's all over.

It's not just about the physical danger either, it's about my mental health. One gorilla, unless he's actively mad at me, I just keep a healthy distance between us and make sure I never get trapped. With the snakes, it requires a lot more constant vigilance

[ghostpalmtechnique]

They should substitute "chimpanzee" for "gorilla" in this hypothetical.

[triviallytrue]

if it was a chimp i'm taking the fucking snakes

[notwiselybuttoowell]

Black mambas have a reputation build on being very venomous and very fast. I'm not sure why you would think you could outrun one (or five) in an enclosed space like a mall.

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

Malls usually have pretty slick floors, and escalators. I’d choose the gorilla simply because I think that would make an more interesting story (and a better-selling autobiography, I Survived the Mall Gorilla) but I think I’d stand a pretty good chance at avoiding the mamba. They’re fast and aggressive and will chase you but unless we started immediately beside each other I think my sneakers would have the terrain advantage over scutes.

[nightingalesoul]

this is too good to leave hidden in the replies

[bermuda-n-drangle]

fucking enamored with the implication that this gorilla is fully intelligent but is trying to manufacture plausible deniability like the movie barnyard

[journen]

Some modern au/civillian au/off duty Soap and Ghost doodles!! As well as some sketches for this fic I’m reading called “Dream a little dream”. In the fic, Ghost ends up raising his nephew Joseph after the rest of his fam are killed, and Soap is the caretaker at the day care where he takes him. It’s my fav fic atm lol.🥺 I live for Ghost being a parental figure to his nephew. 🥺🥺

[writing-prompt-s]

A witch has turned you into a opossum, and only true love’s kiss can turn you back. However, you don’t want to be human again as you’re quite content with the empire of garbage you have built.

[only-tiktoks]

[yuri-alexseygaybitch]

"hella erosion"

[seithennyn]

redraw of @numberonegiverwitch's edit! (thank you! much love)

[what-even-is-thiss]

Turns out that actually writing a novel is way harder than just wistfully daydreaming about writing a novel. Shocked and betrayed.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Expectation:

Reality:

[just-mushroom-thoughts]

Ok , I'm considering joining the skeleton war 2022 but, I am undecided on sides, so wizards, skeletons, convince me

[chipper-skeleton]

WE ARE UNION BASED AND WE PROVIDE FULLY PAID MEDICAL AND DENTAL INSURANCE

[just-mushroom-thoughts]

I'm literally a mushroom I don't have teeth

[chipper-skeleton]

DO YOU WANT SOME

THIS IS NOT SARCASM I AM GENUINELY OFFERING A CHANCE FOR YOU TO OBTAIN TEETH

[just-mushroom-thoughts]

I except teeth

[chipper-skeleton]

[cys-trash-pile]

Apologies to the mutuals. I am not immune to the babygirlification of ghost it seems.

[hollowboobtheory]

my blasphemous hair secret is that if you're using semipermanent dye, that's pure pigment, no chemical processes. so you can leave it on your hair as long as you want. So i try to keep it on for at least 3 hours to get as much pigment in there as i possibly can for suuper vibrant color that will last forever (not actually forever but you get it)

[hollowboobtheory]

That's my second slightly less blasphemous secret if you put a grocery bag over your hair it won't dry out and you can let the dye set until the end of time also helps avoid getting dye on stuff other than your hair

[hollowboobtheory]

my third blasphemous secret is summoning ghosts

[classycookiexo]

[capricorn-born]

Oddly specific. Got a deposit for 6,837 today

[goawfma]

he’s doing what our government should be doing.. 

his foundation

[ladykianna]

 D U D E!!!!!

[ms-cellanies]

This is FANTASTIC.  This is a NON-PROFIT.  I just donated $25.  

PLEASE SUPPORT IF YOU CAN.  CLEAN WATER IS SO IMPORTANT THROUGHOUT THE WORLD.

[the-spoopy-ghost-of-raejin99]

[theunfairfolk]

The minotaur was a prince.

[theunfairfolk]

Do you ever think about how we’ll never know if the minotaur could’ve learned to speak? To communicate in any way? What kind of a life could he have lived if he wasn’t torn away from his mother and tossed into a prison for the crime of being born? Do you think of the stories that describe the infant as “ferocious” as if that excuses what was done to him?

Do you think about how the only names we know him by are ones taken from his jailer, the man who locked up a child and sent countless others to their doom? At the very worst he was a pawn caught up in the crossfire of an angry god and a foolish king. But truly he was just hurt. Abused. Neglected.

The prince of a kingdom that feared and reviled him.

[theunfairfolk]