Tis' I, @jansukonseli - Tumblr Blog

ahead of No Kings I'd like to give you some tips and tricks I've picked up along the way:

Shut up. Tell your emergency contacts where you are going, and that's it.

Shut up x2. No posting. Not even to Tumblr, or reddit, or wherever you think you're anonymous.

Make your plans ahead of time with your people and then leave your phone at home.

Don't let anyone take photos or videos of you. This includes friends, and the others.

Your face is a target. At night, reflective tape on your hood, the collar of your shirt, even your cheek bounces light back from flashlights and camera flashes.

Umbrella.

A Fox 40 is nine bucks, and nothing cuts through a bunch of noise like that shrill ass whistle.

If it walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, but swears it isn't a duck... it's probably a duck.

Mob mentality is dangerous on all sides. Be smart.

peachesofteal

For anyone who might need it. Special emphasis on the shut up part. No one on social media should know where you are or what you are doing.

itsapmseymour

Still wrapping my head around the fact the phrase "Hold Your Horses" is a play on the word Stable...

To be stable.

zzoupz

actuallyapathy

obsessed w how none of these are the real origin of the phrase

swanpaw

strawberry-offical

"anti-woke" people are funny cause woke just means being aware of all the shit going on in the world. like these people are just all "fuck people who are aware im gonna continue living in Stupidland"

solavei

a summary of the consequences of my life because I read percy jackson

solavei

1. I steal my older brother’s PJO books, read them, and download Pinterest on my Kindle to get my first taste of fandom

2. I spend a lot of time online, secretly, and am exposed–for the first time–to the fact that it’s weird that I share a room and bed with my dad and am not allowed anywhere else

3. My dad brings me to a corn field and tells me obama is the anti-christ who’s been sent by god to end the world, as foretold by the bible. I believe this and cry when he’s elected because i don’t want to die

4. I begin googling and discover that my situation is not great. I begin a careful attempt to ~distance~ myself from my father by sleeping anywhere else through any means possible. Eventually, I’m allowed to sleep in my own room

5. Now that I’ve been exposed to the real world and the fact that I’ve been groomed, I’m not ~obedient~ anymore and my dad Dips(™) to find a new kid. We lose our house and have to move to government housing in a new city

6. Eventually my parents divorce because of this. My dad moves to a horse ranch. I visit him on the horse ranch, think it’s cool, and invite my friends over for a sleepover. I have my first gay kiss with a girl in a tent. The next day my father tries to ~kill~ me on the horse ranch(™) with a golf cart

7.My dad disappears from the face of the earth. He forgets his phone is connected to the family iMac. We know all about the crimes he is committing. He fakes a heart attack in a Wal-Mart at some point, idk

8. The FBI is onto his life of crime. He flees to Romania to escape them and lives with a millionaire Romanian woman. She’s suspicious of him after a while. She hires a private investigator and unearths his life of lies and crime. He flees to Alaska. He gets a roommate in Alaska. The roommate goes to federal prison. We never hear from my father again. He is, perhaps, dead.

9. It’s revealed to us that my grandmother is also involved. She’s been smuggling drugs from the hospital. She also goes to federal prison. Also apparently my older brother and I aren’t related. This was another scam from my father

solavei

Understandable response

jem-jam

uhhhh hh hh hhh

doc-notreally-salas

Me reading from point 2 to point 3:

pjo-tvs-version

👁️ 👄 👁️

animentality

motherfucker-somewhat-limited

polkadotmotmot

David Dorsey - Serene Enigma, 2025 - Oil on canvas

I reblogged this last month, tagged it, and said “might as well see if it works.” I used this video as a reference to find all the forms that i needed (which is A LOT, especially if you’re a dependent) and sent them through the mail, not really allowing myself to hope.

dude.

$2,714 of medical debt from my top surgery - gone. im shaking this was such a weight on me for 2 years and it fucking worked. what the fuck.

minakittengaming

This is huge. Sharing for my US friendos.

zillyblog

Hospitals like to hide these policies under a lot of successive links in obscure places, so if you don't see anything right away, keep looking! Get friends to help! Make it a scavenger hunt. A game where you're assassins sent to slit capitalism's throat

dino-dancer

@daysleftofsecondterm

ahumanfromspace

@daysleftofsecondterm

dragon-in-a-fez

fun thing I said today that I wanted to document:

"I don't want to cook my chickens before they're hatched. wait. wait that's not the phrase is it. cooking your chickens before they hatch is just eggs. eggs is normal I think."

I really want to put the phrase "eggs is normal I think" on something now but idk what

miniaturize

the concept of a site that doesn't even allow porn requiring age verification for mature content. you gotta give us your legal id or else we'll hide random posts that were incorrectly flagged from you

captain-price-returns

venomouslilith

@staff

dandelionsresilience

Submit a complaint, like we did with the reblogs update. probably won’t be as effective since they’re trying to comply in advance with legal bullshit that they take more seriously than the privacy of their users, but still.

Scroll the reblogs on the announcement for good points to raise. If nothing else, according to Tumblr’s own policy you have to be 13 years old to make an account, so any account that was made more than 5 years ago must be at least 18 years of age or is already breaking policy, thereby making it not Tumblr’s problem.

and please for the love of fuck don’t give them your ID.

For now, it looks like if you don’t hand over your identity, you’ll just be locked out of “mature” posts (which include paintings of fruit, but not sexually explicit ads, even though actual human-made porn isn’t allowed at all regardless of content tag). Worst case, you will be okay without tumblr. Believe me, I don’t want to leave either, but I will if the alternative requires me to doxx myself

bumblebeebats

The crazy thing is, ninety-nine times out of a hundred, if you asked me on any given day "Would like to see a picture of some genitals?" my answer would be "😰 No, that's... No, thank you. I'm okay, actually." I have nothing but the utmost respect for people who do engage with the penis side of the internet, but personally, I've spent the better part of two decades doing all I can NOT to have pictures of dick and balls or sexy bikini babe buttcheeks blasted onto my retinas constantly. And yet... to be denied the penis? To have a jumped up pile of javascript tell me, a grown adult with an air fryer and an outstanding council tax bill, that I cannot be trusted to withstand the sight of a bare nipple unless I let it scan my drivers' license? I will move heaven and earth to see that fucking nipple, friend. I will walk a thousand miles barefoot on hot coals before I give you big brother bitches my passport number. A thousand miles through the desert with five VPNs just to press my face up against the glass and see the last uncensored picture of two My Little Pony Characters sixty-nining each other, and I don't even want! to look at it! But I will! I must! for the sake of our fucking democracy!

amazoogle

i know every phone number

sidequestsofacomposer

do you know who they all belong to?

amazoogle

everyone that has phones

woodrider

what's mine

amazoogle

hole in the ground for extracting minerals

serious-tabaxi

can you tell me what my phone number is?

amazoogle

i can basically do whatever i want

depsidase

thecheatinghomunculus

new reaction image

rural-panoptes

saintjosie

damnpharos

captain-price-unofficially

still grieving the could-be’s of the Minecraft movie. What I would give for a movie with the end poem and the implied lore throughout the game as the main story. Steve would be the main character and more of the silent protagonist eventually running into Alex. It would be animated of course with the visuals of playing w/ really good shaders or the stylized look of the update trailers. It would be a simple setting at first— plains biomes and a pig or two— and, much like the evolution of the game updates, become more colorful and alive. This empty lonely world becomes filled with new animals and biomes as they explore strongholds and eventually free the creatures of The End. Maybe we’d learn about the ancient civilizations where the Warden now resides, why nearly all humanoids are undead, what created this post apocalyptic world. Ultimately, it aims to evoke the sentimentality of growing up with the game and finding it to be a sandbox for your childhood imagination. You can make, be, and do anything you want in Minecraft except go back to being 8 or 12 years old. Things are different now but you’ve discovered so much beauty and learned so many things in your adventures. And the universe said you are not alone.

You are the player. Wake up.