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wolveswolves

Wolf with a huge chum salmon that it caught in Fish Creek, SE Alaska

Photograph by Nancy Wagner

monestary-fruitcake

cowboy

Don't even have sex

trekkiesagainstchastity

Unless you and your partner(s) want to, in which case: do have sex!

cowboy

Absolutely fucking not

cowboy

Oh I didn't realize you were a designated pro-sex star trek blog that's my bad. Sorry.

betterisbest

neko-mancy

just saw a "only one bed" fic with the major character death warning

dontbreakthechain

#i guess that's one way to solve that problem

idabbleincrazy

“This bed ain’t big enough for the both of us.”

smallpwbbles

As a kid I never realized how dangerous Robin is but after seeing all the memes people made me understand just how dangerous Robin is... I knew he was intense but in reality, that boy was more of a beast than Beast Boy ever was

He dropped like…. At least 20 feet to knee drop this dude 6 feet under ground. LOOK at his position y’all, he wanted to KILL

parabins

tumblr isn’t considered a social media because everyone on here is just talking to themselves

parabins

yeah i agree

bleu-guacamole

What does the backend of this website look like that it enabels time travel

dragonfreckles

context for anyone who doesn’t have timestamps turned on

sandersstudies

Sick list of symptoms bro. Now try humanizing your behavior instead of pathologizing it.

sandersstudies

Pathologizing: Hey sorry I yelled at you. I have this ADHD symptom called RSD that makes me really sensitive.

Humanizing: Hey, I’m sorry that I blew up like that earlier. In the moment I felt really attacked and overwhelmed and I reacted badly, but I know you didn’t mean to offend me with what you said, so that behavior is on me.

queer-asinfuckyou

Because I just saw a post bitching about this one, I want to add: this post is saying that you need to take accountability for the way you hurt other people, even if it happens because of a symptom of your disability/illness. It's also saying that using terms (especially acronyms) that aren't common knowledge isn't a helpful way to explain yourself. It is NOT saying that you need to let people walk all over you because "your disability isn't an excuse."

If you're diabetic, you don't have to eat the honey glazed ham that will send you into a coma (their example). But you also can't yell at the person offering it and accuse them of trying to kill you. You can just say "thanks, but my body can't handle that kind of sugar intake, so I'll pass"

ayin-me-yesh

If you run over someone's foot with your wheelchair you still apologise

bargarean

reblog my post boy

hyumjim

Starting a collection

hyumjim

liache

i love that we and cats share pareidolia (seeing patterns where they dont exist), but instead of seeing faces in everyday objects like us, they see snakes

that computer cord? snake. string? small snake. cucumber? short fat straight snake

yiffmaster

snake pareidolia is one of the strongest things in human minds too! people report freezing mid-stride before being consciously aware of a snake in front of them, and the same happens with coiled rope, etc. in humans and other primates. it’s even been proposed that the need to detect snakes was a factor in the development of primates’ insanely good color eyesight

ehlbee

It’s because snakes are wonderful and we must stop and admire them at any cost

fulda-gap-express

who is the Toronto baseball warlock

randomencounters

Encounter: Toronto Baseball Warlock

can he be in a normal situation for like 5 minutes

noknowshame

aristocrating

its 2026 i cannot handle any more fucking "author A obviously ripped off author B" discourse by people Who Have Only Seen the work of author B and admit themselves that they have no further knowledge of the literary landscape they are moving in. like.