I'm evil offical now

yay im not infected anymore

[jeff-the-evil-wizard]

I am Jeff the evil wizard welcome to the info part. I live in a void where I can draw stuff (do send asks about things to draw). My pronouns are evil/wizard (jokes aside I don't really care about the gender you give me)

New spell list

Fireball,thunderspell,summon toast, summon tower, Iran j uni 5th term gm Uzbekistan (it summons rats), instant gun, knife snail,

Also I can make blackholes if I make enough toast at one spot

An alt account that I will be using for all my art now @art-v0id

[eggman-eggpire-offical]

I wanna try something! You know those fantasy armor/weapon ranking videos people do? I wanna do something but for robots (except not in video format i will just be posting my review)

So! Citizens of the Eggpire, if there are any robots, mechs, vehicles, or various other machines in media all you need too do is submit an ask, dm, or reblog this with the name of the machine, some brief information of it (which is what will be used too review it besides the design) and preferably an image as well but that isnt necessary since i can find those online

All posts involving this game will be tagged as #Eggpire-Ranks and will probably include Metal and Sage in them

[jeff-the-evil-wizard]

That time I got turned into a robot from the metal virus

All my same abilities and stats but now I'm metal

[veggiedaddy]

not to be controversial but respect trans women or die by my sword

[bettieleetwo]

and my bow

[and-then-theres-that]

And my axe

[ambratwhurst]

[thegreatlazule]

And my daggers

[shakespeare-official-account-de]

And my rapier and matchsticks.

[i-identify-as-an-ominous-threat]

And my kitchen knife

[autotheist-of-ominous-threats]

and my hands

[this-threat-is-ominous]

And my aro beam

[love-you-ominous-threats]

And my Horrors

[redundant-ominious-threats]

And at least one weapon

[priest-of-ominous-threats]

And my cross

[law-of-ominous-threats]

and my rifle.

[scp-threats-is-back]

And my SCPs

[autotheist-of-ominous-threats]

and my scythe

[the-weird-kids-next-door]

and my cane

[ash-the-tiefling]

AND MY GOATS

[terri-theslime13]

And my spear

[sapphicslender]

and my sapphic pages

[yahooo-official]

and my (extremely cool) greatsword

[mcgeese-deactivated20241112]

And my 12 gauge

[undeniably-chevron]

and my gasoline fires

[breadismylifeline]

And my bite

[the-real-yahoo-mail]

And my paper cuts

[sentientballofpeas]

And my soup

[arctictern12]

and my artillery gun

[hands-you-a-spatula]

And my spatula

[gimmick-thief-thief]

And MY spatula

[cannibalmushrooms-deactivated20]

and my

[galaxys-universe]

and my screws

[thexie-and-stars]

and my uterus

[daddysclownboy]

and my medieval vase

[equippedtolove]

and your mum

[the-stars-drowning-deactivated2]

and my fires of hell

[autism-official]

And autism.

[myparkispleasant]

And my sickness..god damn if hurt hurts…

[howlingday]

And my fists

[superiorsturgeon]

And my kettlebells!

[willsonlmt]

And my anvil i drop on the x you’re standing on.

[sora-dearly-beloved]

And my steel chair

[steve-officai]

and my netherite sword

[herobrine-offical]

and my IRL sword that I desperately need to remodel at some point

[ask-thevictim]

and my rope whip

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

and my SHOTGUN!

[anonmous-offical]

AND MY CLONE OF HIM!!

Which is sponsored my chaos inc!

[null-the-void-monarch-offical]

And the void

[zeta-finnish]

AND MY IMAGINATION

[forgetthefall]

And my crocs

[heytheresbrutus]

and the car I stole from @meester-skunk

[tired-shipper]

and my butterknife

[do-not-u-dare]

and my accounting homework

[bthecasualdoofus]

and my prop scythe

[confusedfroggirl]

and my 𓆏

[helpless4201]

and my really cool keychain

[evil-evil-pukicho-offical]

And my armies

[evil-pukicho-real-offical]

and my homunculus

[jeff-the-evil-wizard]

And my spells

[falling-stars-dont-go-far]

Fun tag game idea: say something that most of your followers wouldn’t actually know

I’ll start first: I am actually married. Irl. I have a husband. I know it’s surprising considering the Tumblr spouses, but my husband thinks it’s funny.

Open tags

[sillyspekter]

1. I have Multiple Hereditary Extostosis! Basically some of my chromosomes are fucked and my bones didn't grow right, and my joints are loaded with benign tumors, the most recent on I found us on my jaw

2. Im learning guitar! I'm still new to it, but I'm having fun!

Tagging!

@each-uisge-enthusiast @cosmicsoiree @harbingerofsorrow @doggirlpaws

[decaying-appleseeds]

I have an honest to god irrational fear of Mickey Mouse killing me anytime I bathe

@vict1mthree @moss-the-mushroom @plutoshorizon22

[thejestertmc]

Alex,,,,🥹🥹🥹

Also uh hmmm

I'm a paramedic! :]. UHHH BESIDES THAT I got stabbed in the leg three times once.

@pixelpawsisaweirdname

@pushingdazies

@aneedleandarose

+ open tags

[wretchedcha0ss]

I am legally certified to perform CPR. I got this license on my birthday.

@theatrekidenergy @decomposedchucklefuck @flowersdontgrowll @iminahundredfandoms

+ open tags

[decomposedchucklefuck]

i play basketball and have a naturally good jump shot

yeahh so i actually dont have much mutuals on this blog tbh. at least none i can remember so this is on you, man😭 @t3mprrishere

[t3mprrishere]

hmm,,,, erm,,, i know how to play the piano pretty well (self-taught)

:]

@500-angry-geese @alice-owo5 @ultrafnaf10 @daikonzzz

[ultrafnaf10]

I have a section of my wall dedicated to what has to be the the worst possible man to ever be attracted to.

@jeff-the-evil-wizard

[jeff-the-evil-wizard]

I have a yt channel that I need to remember to post to. I also have 8 other blogs only 2 of them have gotten anywhere.

And idk who to @

[jeff-the-evil-wizard]

Yall think this enough coffee

I wanted to do more but my internet said no

[kevytmaitohorsma]

Reblog this photo of a käpylehmä to have a käpylehmä in your blog

It's a trick! If you reblog you get TWO käpylehmäs in your blog!

[kevytmaitohorsma]

They're traditional Finnish toys, little cows made out of spruce cones, on their way to see the world from one tumblr blog to another

[books-bread-and-brigandage]

@elodieunderglass not horrible, but things with legs?

[elodieunderglass]

I’ll send them on their lovely journey, thank you!

[bnnuy-of-the-day]

sorry for no bnnuys lately I had to call cps on my dad so that’s kinda bnnuy blocked me

[jeff-the-evil-wizard]

I hope your ok.

[nikkanium-235]

wife test

[https://www.idrlabs.com/wife-rating-scale/test.php]

ATTENTION EVERYONE OF ALL GENDERS. take this 1920s-era wife test and find out how wife you are! (this is a joke. oh my god i am so sorry abt this lmao)

i apparently am a failure as a wife im sorry @blizzardtheartisticfox

also tag your mutuals >:3

no pressure tags: @blizzardtheartisticfox @funlight2025 @spacekid-lox @vixivaris @goatgoddesss @stupidsandwitch3 @eggnoglin @kitzhere @fnaffanaticstar @shirestrawberry144 +whoever else wants to

[eveessideblogfornonsense]

Thxx for tag!!

LMAOOO this is so true tho fr lmao

@hellohellohellohellohello3579 @lavendermoon48 @lotustired @lunathetunaaa @phoenixrainsfire413 @potatodontlikeuman @g00sey-g00se @tabbykai @autopilotangel @thedogbard @beanzdabean @birdbrainztumbler and open tags!

[birdbrainztumbler-deactivated20]

WELP dam it

@doingautismsohardfortangi @hartogtm @mxshrimp @starrycozmos3 @sporeofmanynames @viddles-is-a-nerd @fandom-portal @merthaevelynk @cantspellanexitey @gay-squid-offical

@7-eleven-offical-evil

@7-eleven-offical

[7-eleven-offical-evil]

ty for the tag!!

100% of the time, tyvm

but

but I'm jolly and gay!!

@ghostlybluetrain @yellingint0thevoid @the-holl0west-of-men @smolwriter @henna-hybrid + anyone I'm missing

[ghostlybluetrain]

i cant get the image to work but i am a 0% failure of a wife and i take great pride in that

@aceofpans @hugging-blavingad @avhira @breadteleporter-offical @drudg30n @argon-main @do-not-u-dare @no-one-offical @not-offical-offical @satan-offical @ichiikaaa @journalism-offical @marshmallow-dust @hekate-offical

[journalism-offical]

Lovely, I am a failure of a wife

[laciffo-natas]

WHAT HOW

But I want to be housewife... is it because I don't like religion

[jeff-the-evil-wizard]

I AM A TERRIBLE WIFE CAUSE I DONT HAVE A HUSBAND OR ANY CHILDREN

[keioxic]

and i been siiiiipping it

[jeff-the-evil-wizard]

Trigger warning:

[jeff-the-evil-wizard]

💧︎⧫︎❒︎♓︎♑︎♒︎⧫︎ ◆︎◻︎ 🕈︎♓︎■︎♑︎♓︎■︎♑︎ ♓︎⧫︎ ♋︎■︎♎︎ ♌︎⍓︎ ♓︎⧫︎ ⬥︎♏︎●︎●︎ ●︎♏︎⧫︎🕯︎⬧︎ 🙰◆︎⬧︎⧫︎ ⬧︎♋︎⍓︎ ❍︎⍓︎ ♎︎♓︎■︎♑︎⬧︎ ♑︎♋︎⬧︎⧫︎♏︎❒︎

[gaster-wd]

Are you a pirate now

💧︎👍︎✋︎☜︎☠︎👍︎☜︎ ✋︎💧︎ ✌︎ 🏱︎✌︎💧︎💧︎✋︎⚐︎☠︎ ❄︎☟︎✌︎❄︎ 👍︎⚐︎☠︎💧︎🕆︎💣︎☜︎💧︎ ✡︎⚐︎🕆︎ ✌︎☠︎👎︎ ☹︎☜︎✌︎✞︎☜︎💧︎ ☠︎⚐︎❄︎ ✌︎ 💧︎☜︎👍︎⚐︎☠︎👎︎ ☞︎⚐︎☼︎ ✌︎☠︎✡︎ ⚐︎❄︎☟︎☜︎☼︎💧︎📬︎

❄︎☟︎⚐︎🕆︎☝︎☟︎ ✋︎ 💣︎🕆︎💧︎❄︎ ✌︎👎︎💣︎✋︎❄︎ ☠︎⚐︎❄︎ ✌︎☹︎☹︎ 💣︎✡︎ ☼︎☜︎✌︎💧︎☜︎✌︎☼︎👍︎☟︎ 💣︎✌︎❄︎☜︎☼︎✋︎✌︎☹︎ 🕈︎✌︎💧︎ ✌︎👍︎✈︎🕆︎✋︎☼︎☜︎👎︎ ☹︎☜︎☝︎✌︎☹︎☹︎✡︎📬︎

[jeff-the-evil-wizard]

Pirate gaster in another sense

[lowlevelkoboldadventures]

Kobold that's getting back in the saddle

[lowlevelkoboldadventures]

Fuck I'm too SHORT

[jeff-the-evil-wizard]

I CAST STEP STOOL *grabs a step stool from off screen*

[jeff-the-evil-wizard]

Its a terrible day outside birds are burning, flowers are wilting, on days like this kids like you, should stay the fuck indoors

[kirby-the-gorb]

[jeff-the-evil-wizard]

He just like me frfr

[themothgalaxy-deactivated202509]

Reblog if your blog is a safe space for these identities: agender, demiboy, demigirl, genderfluid, non-binary, and transgender!

[mani-fay]

THIS AND MORE!!

[lakevida]

i love poison omelette

[the-bone-thief]

-1

[skeletor-at-the-skele-store]

-1

[sanleigh]

-1

[lakevida]

got some kick to it i tell you what

[jeff-the-evil-wizard]

-1