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i will never forgive the internet for making the phrase âfiction affects realityâ inherently suspicious because like fiction absolutely does affect reality in the sense that the themes and messages of media can challenge or affirm peopleâs biases, it can impact oneâs ideology, so much of fiction is commentary on real social issues
and yet! everyone who uses the phrase fiction affects reality is using it as a pro-censorship argument and i simply do not fuck with that
sorry for finding it hot when people's hair goes grey. as if im wrong
GOD. still the funniest transition in the show bar none
Elf TV: exclusively 300 season-long soap operas
Dwarf TV: How It's Mined followed by a 4œ hr documentary about salt
Gnome TV: those sensory videos for cats where bugs and mice and birds crawl around on the screen. they really like this
Orc TV: Mythbusters and Top Gear reruns
Halfling TV: the most incredible impassioned storytelling you've ever witnessed always neatly contained in 2 seasons max
Fairy TV: imagine Impractical Jokers except theyre capable of stealing people's faces . this is the only show that fairies have
TIL âYankee Doodleâ was written by the British to mock americans. âDoodleâ is thought to come from the German âdödelâ, meaning âfoolâ or âsimpletonâ and âmacaroni,â a flamboyantly stylish type of dress, painting the Yankees as morons who thought placing a feather in oneâs cap made them a âdandy.â
via reddit.com
so youâre telling me that âstuck a feather in his hat and called it macaroniâ would be like saying âwrote a G on his belt and called it gucciâ
thatâsâŠa pretty good analogy actually
US moron came to town
Hunting for some coochie
Wrote a G up on his belt
And this bitch called it Gucci
Seeing my notifications get flooded with this every July 4th is the only thing I respect about America
No, kids should not have unsupervised acess to the internet.  Yes, I got that and it was the best thing that ever happened to me.  Its a paradox.
Absoluta y completamente necesario
I have heard fisher catsâ vocalizations being described as screams or cries of kids or children⊠but I never understood exactly how uncanny their actual sounds are!
These cats are powering up
They literally do sound like children pretending to be animals. Thatâs wild.
michael ceraâs fucking pissed dude
count dracula? um, okay. 1. now what
*he turns into a swarm of bats* ah shit 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15
Passionate about little baby potatoes baked with garlic, butter, rosemary, and sea salt
Losing my mind remembering that pic chelsea manning posted of the extremely undercover and not at all obvious fbi agent who was tailing her after her release
what kind of sixth sense do american have to recognize fbi agents that easily
to paraphrase her, its always the shoes.
americans please explain to a foreigner, he looks like some random dude to me
1. They all have the same haircut, almost everybody in law enforcement and the military have the same haircut due to regulations.
2. They all wear the same shoes. Same boots, and same overpolished dress shoes.
3. They act different. Shifty eyed and always on their own.
4. Theyâre kinda really bad at their jobs. Iâve encountered plenty of âundercoverâ cops outside of bars that ask questions no regular person in their right mind would ever ask. âHow are you getting home?â âWho did you come here with tonight?â
5. America is a police state on a budget. Most officers are poorly trained, fbi agents require a 4 year degree (I think), but lord knows how much training they actually get. And the dumb kids from your high school always become cops.
Itâs always the dense as a brick kid, with something to prove that becomes a cop. The kid that mouth-breathed and couldnât chew gum and walk at the same time.
Their shirts are never form fitting so they can conceal a weapon and cuffs.
Always look at the watch, itâll be expensive but in neutral tones (uniform standards strike again).
They will always sit where they can see their target and the nearest exit.
They will have a partner who is less obvious but wil point a recording device (phone or camera) at you. Check elevated positions, it gives them the clearest view to track you and keep an eye on their partner at the same time.
One time when i lived in phoenix, I was driving home through residential streets from Panda Express on April 20th and there was a 40something year old white man standing quite literally in the MIDDLE of the fucking road wearing a brand new straight from the store weed jersey (jersey #420 with a big pot leaf), a wornout old raiders hat, regular-fit straight leg jeans, and cop shoes. This man proceeded to try to wave me down to stop since I was driving slowly (again, residential neighborhood) and as he did so fully yelled âYou buying bro? You buying? 420 bro 420 you buying?â
I almost choked laughing so hard. I couldnât stop myself from just yelling âNO THANK YOU OFFICERâ as i drove by him.
for the past 60 years law enforcement, military, and even literal espionage/intelligence based organizations have assumed that rigid conformity to dress code was more important then actually training how to go undercover, blend in, or understand what the fuck theyre doing largely because the âwe are infallibleâ mindset is too strong for them to consider they might not be doing very good
shoutout to the two âundercover copsâ who were at my school to monitor the student body for a week, acting like âsubstitute assistantsâ and literally all of the kids immediately recognised them as cops and everyone would address them only as âofficerâ which annoyed the hell out of them because âwe arenât copsâ like sir you literally have your badge in your back pocket and a taser what fucking substitute assistant would have an actual police badge and a whole ass taser??
Just a casual reminder that this is what secret police are. Like, this is the literal definition. Police who are (badly or otherwise) pretending to not be police.
i know this has eight billion notes already but i love sharing these images
This thread reminds me of this story lol
This sounds bonkers to me because in Italy itâs forbidden for cops to bait you to commit a crime, if they do and you cave in they end up in jail
it is 100% legal for cops to lie to you in the united states, about anything they want to, at any time during any contact with you. they do plenty of illegal stuff too but never get in trouble for it
i got one of these guys one time responding to an internet ad to buy something (maybe Craigslist? i cant remember). he tried to bait me into prostitution and when i said no and âare you a cop?â there was the longest, most awkward pause you have ever seen before he just said ââŠ.no.â
they can lie to you about being a cop too, the thing you see on tv about âcops have to tell you theyâre copsâ is bullshit, i only asked because i wanted to see how he acted. anyway yeah this is why Americans seem so squirrelly to Europeans
This is always good info to have and REALLY came in handy in 2020
Learn to spot pigs in human clothes
Trump is the definitive tiny-fingered 'pussy ass bitch'.
[Notice how Right Wingers won't say a thing about Trump trying to silence free speech.]
The thing is. I would eat the grapes. I would eat the pomegranate seeds. I would eat the Turkish delights. It doesnât matter what the stakes are if you put a little plate of snacks out in front of me Iâll eat them.
If you sent me to an evil fantasy realm and told me that if I ate anything I would die a painful terrible death then set a charcuterie board down in front of me that would be it for me. Like it wouldnât even be like a torturous internal struggle to not eat the cheese. I wouldnât even need to be that hungry.
Persephone?
Fall Out Boy dropped a single that fucked so hard Panic at the Disco decided to shrivel up and die about it. Pete Wentz giveth and Pete Wentz taketh away, so on and so forth forever and amen
the influx of pornbots is so funny. we're out in our little paddleboat like "oh the rats are swarming again. auspices for the new year." and in the background the S.S. Twitter is floating past upside down.
crying and sobbing as i use my oar to push all these beautiful sirens back into the water, for i know that they deceive.
Itâs so fucked up how tiktok culture has made clout-poisoned people turn the public into content, every day I see people minding their business have their entire faces put online for thousands of likes, a couple kissing on the train, a lady dancing across a cross walk, a guy nodding his head to the music at a club, a lady buying a banana at the store, ring camera footage of the neighbors kids being stupid. Just let people live jfc
I think I may have made it seem like this is about wholesome content (which my sentiment towards that is the same) but most of the time when I see this stuff people are being ridiculed for being completely normal. And I didnât make up any of these examples btw, I couldnât find the dance one but only because there are too many videos of people being recorded at cross walks
(Faces censored and additional text added by me)
Im gonna add this to every post about this i see im never gonna shut up about it. This will get people killed. This will ruin lives. More people live in hiding than you think. So many people are one post away from having to abandon their whole lives. Dont ever post anything of anyone without their consent, stranger or not.
I am a photographer. It is my job to go into schools and take candid photos for the yearbook.
The number of kids that are on a 'do not photograph' list isn't large, but it is a non-zero number. If that kid is even out of focus in the background, we do not use that photo.
If a child shows even the tiniest bit upset that there's a person in the room with a camera, I do not take their photo.
At pop culture conventions, I ask people if I can take their photo. Or if I take a candid of them, I track them down and give them my info and get th3ir consent before posting.
At events like parties, concerts, performances, consent is generally implied because these are photographed events, but if an attendee approaches me and tells me to crop them out then I crop them out.
This makes street photography tedious, but I learned in my very first job as a camp counselor that people have very good reasons for not wanting their photo publicized. There are kids in the foster system with abusive parents. There are adults with stalkers. There are people who might be a witness to a crime.
Even outside of this- I've seen how private persons become memes against their will just by going out in public. Some people are super not normal about meme fame.
Leave people alone. The world is complicated. Make your own content.
