The sience of Jenny.

Jenny.29. Certified medical assistant

[diet-coke-forever]

Winter Thinspo

Winter work makes summers bodies,

Summer Strength maintains that body.

Gain Control, maintain Control and this is could all be yours.

[dankmemeuniversity]

[mayfriend]

king i think it is not fucking sufficient at all. wolftopia or bust

[anxiouscryptid]

Also Wolftopia is gorgeous by the way

[lierdumoa]

Wolftopia is nearly the size of Saturn and orbits two stars that closely orbit each other!

[gayvampyr]

trans planet trans planet 🏳️‍⚧️

[um-jammer-tranny]

wolftopia home of trans people

[camgoosifer]

This is amazing. My home planet.

[beardedaudiodom]

Visit Original Link

Take off your shirt and be my entertainment.

[soundsofpleasure]

Visit Original Link

by seductive audio

[soundsofpleasure]

Visit Original Link

by beardedaudiodom

I know it's been tough but you've been doing so good and I want to turn off that brain for a bit and make you feel good.

[thememedaddy]

me_irl

[cum-roll]

this is so stupid *hits reblog*

[sm1l3-b0n3z]

Peak comedy 

[the-bean-beanie]

fuck you for making me read this

[beyonce-knowles-carter]

PARKS AND RECREATION (2009 - 2015) Season 3: Episode 15 — The Bubble

[zumainthyfuture]

[reallymoments]

DELETE THIS NOW!

[quitethefreak]

Lmfao

[sunflowersage747-deactivated202]

I HATE WHOEVER IS RESPONSIBLE

[illbegotdamn]

when she cums & you don’t stop

[whitegirlsaintshit]

GOD

[unixslut-deactivated20181221]

*Giggle* This was so necessary to reblog!

[femsubdenial]

Yeah, but usually I’m more into methodical teasing and build-up like:

with the occasional

[anytimeanyplace365-deactivated2]

This just keeps getting better

[chuckyface]

Lmao. Bye!

[needscandalinmylife]

Reblog to save a life! lol

[alwaysbewoke]

but then sometimes you be with these chicks who act like they ain’t never going to cum but you hanging in there, with you hand and forearm cramping up just determined as fuck

and then finally all those wrist curls and pull ups pay off and you bring her house fucking house down

and you just take a bow like a fucking champion even if no one is around!

[playygrl-deactivated20221219]

😭

[babydeermilk-deactivated2018060]

Stahp

[iamstellificent]

Omg it got better 😂😂😂

[thehighpriestofreverseracism]

I HATE THIS POST 💀💀💀💀

[youseebutyoudontsee]

#justice

[rayryan-90-deactivated20170226]

That’s right, keep it going 👍🏾

[autumnal-thunder]

Okay I wasn’t going to reblog this until the end. 

[taelor-gangg]

I didn’t think this post could have gotten better. I was wrong

[chokesngags]

wow lol

[princessxbrielle-deactivated202]

It got even better 😂

[imthehomoyourmomwarnedyouabout]

Omg you fuckers made it better

[shaibearslaybear-blog]

You people are amazing

[alwaysbewoke]

DAYS LATER…

your hand is still a little sore…

but was it worth it? *remembers her moaning, yelling, cumming, flopping around, turning into butter in your hand*

HELL FUCKING YEA!

[trentthewiseone]

Damn this is on point!!!

[iamstellificent]

Lol there’s more !!! 😂😂

[thaunderground]

might be the greatest Tumblr post ever

[impinochia]

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 this post gives me life

[wowmelanin]

I just spit my chocolate milk fam😂😂😂

[chubbybiebz]

How can you not reblog this

[hh-junior]

OMG..

[cutest-kitten]

BAHAHAHAHAAA

[alwaysbewoke]

THEN ONE NIGHT SHE’S LIKE “I WANT TO TRY TOYS” SO YOU’RE LIKE

[sixteenotherdays-deactivated202]

@dxilydose I think the original post took steroids

[wnt-perfection]

IT GOT BETTER @lifes-a-sport

[dont-change-for-people]

I CANT DEAL WITH THIS 😂😂😂

[i-am-the-agonist]

@lokisredledger this reached a whole new level xD

[lokisredledger]

@i-am-the-agonist I’m dying xD

[cartoon-sexx]

Woah longest message i ever read

[wethentai122-deactivated2018011]

Must Reblog!!!

[hotgirls-near-u]

This is perfect

[vmachina]

My life is done. I can die happy.

[lashana]

I don’t care… I just need to reblog this XD 

[tattoovonbeardy-deactivated2025]

I don’t care about the post, I just really want to watch this cartoon again!

[kingofdrip]

I’m weak afff 😂🤣

[crooksnation]

The End ?

[knottyrichbitch]

Oh yeah

[tiktoksnow]

The amount of serotonin it gave me to watch this grandma react to her new galaxy light 🥺

It’s dark in here- *gasps in excitement* OHH SARAH!

OHH SARAH! *giggles like a little kid* OHhHhH!!

My ceiling is filled with blue lights… and stars and everything!!

OH Sarah! I can go to bed at night looking at this. OHHHH it’s beautiful!

[ittybittytittydiaries]

ppl forget the innocence of the elderly… if there was ever a glimpse of them as a child, this is it

[jung-hooked]

“I can go to bed at night looking at this!” 🥺✨

I love grandmothers. I miss mine every single day. This is beautiful.

[haileyhurts]

I have one! I’ll deadass be in my room with it on listening to music and disassociating for hours 😂

It has a buncha colors but these are my faves

Purple bc insanely gorgeous 100/10 just beautiful

Then the light blue/green makes me feel like I’m underwater, 11/10 love to imagine I’m drowning

And then dark blue bc it feels like I’m in space, 10/10 would love to go there and stop breathing

[yanderrre]

@haileyhurts where did you get it?

I would love to cry my eyes out in a room this pretty

[haileyhurts]

@yanderrre you can just go to galaxylight.com or if you dont feel like typing: shorturl.link/galaxy

[bassbabe]

My cat trips balls when I use mine 😂 the stars are lasers so she goes nuts thinking it’s a 1000 laser light toys!! Still cracks me up every time

[baguettegazette]

Same energy

[ficsinhistory]

this so precious

[spreadmorelove]

She reminds me of the grandpa that was so proud of how big his cauliflower grew !!! lemme find it

[spreadmorelove]

[sensitivelilghost]

always reblog galaxy grandma and cauliflower granddad

[headspace-hotel]

idea: scene with two characters eagerly stripping each other clearly about to bone, but they keep getting interrupted by finding carefully concealed weapons in each other’s clothing, so they keep just unholstering, revealing and unstrapping increasingly ludicrous amounts of hidden guns and knives as the clothes come off, and it’s lowkey killing the mood a little

[findingfeather]

Alternatively: it's not killing the mood at all but it's totally making both of them giggle like they're twelve and possibly get lowkey competitive in a subconscious way about who has the most to drop.

[beyondthisdarkhouse]

The more that I think of it the more I'm seeing the incredible intimacy of letting someone know where you keep your backup knife.

Like my god, the trust involved in letting someone undress you and learn your secrets instead of popping into the bathroom to change where they can't see and hiding all your weapons under the sink

[headspace-hotel]

...Oh

[brainsforbabyjesus]

second alternative: you go to hide all your weapons under the sink but there’s already a bunch of weapons hidden underneath the sink.

awkward

[tyrannosaurus-trainwreck]

It’s not that there’s already a bunch of weapons hidden underneath the sink that makes it awkward so much as that there’s so many weapons hidden underneath the sink that they fall out of the cabinet with the unmistakable sound of a knife-alanche, and then the other person comes in like “I can explain!” and you’re just dead-ass standing there with your own armload of weapons like “I can also explain.”

[fenrislorsrai]

Married version is shoving your hand in your partner’s clothes when you’re out of weapons because you KNOW where their spare is.  Or wearing a weapon in a spot you can’t draw from yourself because its now spare storage for your spouse’s weapons.

[justlookatthosesausages]

Every single one of you is a genius

[justcatposts]

Couldn’t Find A Better Place To Sleep 

(Source)

[zumainthyfuture]

[reallymoments]

DELETE THIS NOW!

[quitethefreak]

Lmfao

[sunflowersage747-deactivated202]

I HATE WHOEVER IS RESPONSIBLE

[illbegotdamn]

when she cums & you don’t stop

[whitegirlsaintshit]

GOD

[unixslut-deactivated20181221]

*Giggle* This was so necessary to reblog!

[femsubdenial]

Yeah, but usually I’m more into methodical teasing and build-up like:

with the occasional

[anytimeanyplace365-deactivated2]

This just keeps getting better

[chuckyface]

Lmao. Bye!

[needscandalinmylife]

Reblog to save a life! lol

[alwaysbewoke]

but then sometimes you be with these chicks who act like they ain’t never going to cum but you hanging in there, with you hand and forearm cramping up just determined as fuck

and then finally all those wrist curls and pull ups pay off and you bring her house fucking house down

and you just take a bow like a fucking champion even if no one is around!

[playygrl-deactivated20221219]

😭

[babydeermilk-deactivated2018060]

Stahp

[iamstellificent]

Omg it got better 😂😂😂

[thehighpriestofreverseracism]

I HATE THIS POST 💀💀💀💀

[youseebutyoudontsee]

#justice

[rayryan-90-deactivated20170226]

That’s right, keep it going 👍🏾

[autumnal-thunder]

Okay I wasn’t going to reblog this until the end. 

[taelor-gangg]

I didn’t think this post could have gotten better. I was wrong

[chokesngags]

wow lol

[princessxbrielle-deactivated202]

It got even better 😂

[imthehomoyourmomwarnedyouabout]

Omg you fuckers made it better

[shaibearslaybear-blog]

You people are amazing

[alwaysbewoke]

DAYS LATER…

your hand is still a little sore…

but was it worth it? *remembers her moaning, yelling, cumming, flopping around, turning into butter in your hand*

HELL FUCKING YEA!

[trentthewiseone]

Damn this is on point!!!

[iamstellificent]

Lol there’s more !!! 😂😂

[thaunderground]

might be the greatest Tumblr post ever

[impinochia]

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 this post gives me life

[wowmelanin]

I just spit my chocolate milk fam😂😂😂

[chubbybiebz]

How can you not reblog this

[hh-junior]

OMG..

[cutest-kitten]

BAHAHAHAHAAA

[alwaysbewoke]

THEN ONE NIGHT SHE’S LIKE “I WANT TO TRY TOYS” SO YOU’RE LIKE

[sixteenotherdays-deactivated202]

@dxilydose I think the original post took steroids

[wnt-perfection]

IT GOT BETTER @lifes-a-sport

[dont-change-for-people]

I CANT DEAL WITH THIS 😂😂😂

[i-am-the-agonist]

@lokisredledger this reached a whole new level xD

[lokisredledger]

@i-am-the-agonist I’m dying xD

[cartoon-sexx]

Woah longest message i ever read

[wethentai122-deactivated2018011]

Must Reblog!!!

[hotgirls-near-u]

This is perfect

[vmachina]

My life is done. I can die happy.

[lashana]

I don’t care… I just need to reblog this XD 

[velvet74sub]

Damn, that cartoon has now been wrecked, I’ll never watch it the same way again.

Thank you

[slavic-sadist]

Amazing. 11/10

[stars-bean]

Matilda (1996) dir. Danny DeVito

[fuck-hatchetfield-high-deactiva]

[iconuk01]

As others have noted in the past, Danny DeVito not only directed Matilda (and played her dad), but he and Rhea Perlman (DeVito’s wife at the time and Matilda’s mum in the movie) basically looked after Mara Wilson because Mara’s mother was in hospital with terminal cancer at the time of filming (She died during post production work, and it wasn’t until years later Mara discovered that Danny had taken an advanced (not quite completed) copy of “Matilda” to the hospital so that her mum could watch it before she passed.)

When Mara mentioned that she was feeling nervous about the dancing to “Little Bitty Pretty One” sequence, it was DeVito’s idea to have the ENTIRE cast and crew join in and dance too (off camera) so she wouldn’t feel self-conscious, apaprently even the craft services folks joined in, and the cameraman shooting the scene did a bit of a shuffle, but not too much because it would mess with the camera shot)

[jotaillustrator]

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[glass-gears-deactivated20250123]

The only “Not All Men” post I’ll reblog.

[dxmedstudent]

To break down rape culture, we need to stop teaching people that men can’t help themselves; they absolutely can look for enthusiastic consent, and they must. This is absolute bare minimum decent human being behaviour. 

[nineprotons]

Also, if you stop teaching people that “men can’t help themselves” it tends to go hand in hand with teaching the fact that no, men do not “always want it”– which in turn is beneficial for those men who might themselves be assaulted, regardless of the rapist’s gender. Enthusiastic, mindful consent applies to everyone.

[ruinedchildhood]

[babyfoxcollectionthings]

[kestrel-tree]

Well someone displeased the sky gods didn’t they

[augustdementhe]

My first thought was someone pleased the sky gods, because this is a SHOW. 

[madmaudlingoes]

That’s the problem with gods; their pleasure and their wrath often look the same.

[talesfromgringolandia]

That’s the problem with gods; their pleasure and their wrath often look the same.

why is this fire quote from a tumblr post

[mythopoeticlicense]

Because tumblr is the real world equivalent of infinite monkeys using typewriters eventually producing Shakespeare.

[tastefullyoffensive]

Portals to Hell by hrmphfft

[marchqueen-deactivated20161002]

IT’S BACK

[lady-dirtbag]

I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS AGAIN FOR MONTHS

I AM SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW

[2ndratewig]

ITS BACK 

[trumpetnista]

This is one of those posts that you need to save and tag or you’ll never see it again for 84 years.

[midnight-spectrum-again]

You got that right

[cinnamonrollorder]

I’m crying

[nerdneeniya]

New portal just opened

[delightedobserverintraining]

💖