fuck with me

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Not today Justin
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@theartofmadeline
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
NASA
cherry valley forever
Today's Document

Origami Around
trying on a metaphor
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
dirt enthusiast
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

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#extradirty
Mike Driver
KIROKAZE

祝日 / Permanent Vacation
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@jewelofthewater
fuck with me
listen this isn’t rat related but I’m going off the walls right now this is literally so fucking funny
orange bear puppet: i think tutter’s looking a little tired, don’t you?
tutter (mouse puppet): [panting and screaming]
His name is Bear how dare you
Thank u discord
Knuckles’s pronouns are Knuckles/Knuckles
is nobody going to talk about how eggman is nothing but lgbt rights in this comic
He's a bad guy, but he's not a bad guy
what really gets me about ace-attorney-sexy-clown.gif is the suspender snap. that has to hurt. why is she doing that
OK...... WHAT?
oh! those arent her real tits, theyre balloons! theres a gif of her tits popping when you catch her in a lie
holy shit
isn't she a murderer in that case she's in?
Bitch what the fuck-
That’s not even her real hair.
Same energy
me comforting my mullet husband and assuring him that he is still masculine after he had to see another mans butt cheek
this is an image with a lot of power and while my instincts are telling me to lean into it I don’t feel like the life I’ve lived to this point has equipped me to do it safely
Me: *Removes my cat from my lap to do something else.*
My cat: Father is...evil? Father is unyielding? Father is incapable of love? I am running away. I am packing my little rucksack and going out to explore the world as a lone vagabond. I can no longer thrive in this household.
The spiritual successor to Miette
Might I also add
May i add the piece from artist Verbal Vomit
Glad to see we’re all in agreement that cats talk like disparaged victorian children
I am so incredibly glad we finally moved on from "i can has". Cats are clearly smart enough for advanced sentence structure and dumb enough to draw entirely incorrect conclusions about what they're talking about.
My cat, banging the cabnet door over and over and over: bang bang bang
Me: you will not earn what you desire by banging the cabinet door.
My cat: This is a test of wills, is it not? We shall see if your ability to put up with my incessant banging outlasts my eternal lust for snackie treats. Years of conditioning have hardened me for this purpose. bang bang bang
Me: ksst!
My cat, throwing herself to the ground like she's been shot: Oh! Oh I have been assailed in my own home! Have mercy, have pity! Surely in the cruel darkness of your heart there is some mote of goodness that might stay your hand! Do not strike me, I pray you!
Me: ok
My cat, after waiting about 3 minutes: bang bang bang
Can haz snackytreat
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Can someone please post 'its cold out imma wear my jamas' pitbull meme
Have to do everything myself!!!!!
an important update on the jamas situation
Like to charge reblog to cast
You’re not casting
AKIRA (アキラ) dir. Katsuhiro Otomo
never forget what green onion has done for you.. for all of us
Dear Game Developers,
Make his ass bigger
And his tits
funnyjunk is ok sometimes
no but seriously WHY are there so many train emojis what am i supposed to do with all these 🚋🚃🚞🚝🚄🚆🚂🚈🚅🚇🚉🚊
You know what? Fuck you.
*unshrinkies your dinks*
no..... my dinks....
huge fan of the people in the tags who don’t realize this is a bloodborne joke and just immediately accepted it as the next instalment of 2020 news, we’re really having a fucking year huh
u know what makes me cry….. that one van gogh quote about life changing for the better….. “many people seem to think it foolish, even superstitious, to believe that the world could still change for the better. and it is true that in winter it is sometimes so bitingly cold that one is tempted to say, ‘what do i care if there is a summer; its warmth is no help to me now.’ yes, evil often seems to surpass good. but then, in spite of us, and without our permission, there comes at last an end to the bitter frosts. one morning the wind turns, and there is a thaw. and so i must still have hope.” yeah….. Crying….