Jinn Prozac...

Bisexual y Violenta. Soy una niña bien y me encanta el Karaoke! -Jinn Prozac o JinXo y a veces Lautaro porque es un hermoso nombre y no por ser otra persona <3

[mobylace]

It’s like this

[girlgerard]

i'm so goddamn fond over the gerard cat anecdote video they keep interrupting themselves and going on tangents and then saying shit like 'ANY fucking way-' because they lost track of what the hell they were talking about. also gerard adopting some shitty little cat that brings them dead rats and picks them up because quote 'they are gifts' is almost as in-character as drenching themselves in blood at mk with zero warning

[madgear]

[willowrosenberg1997]

one of my fav 30 rock jokes of all time. I reference this constantly and no one ever knows what I’m talking about

[dangerlemon]

itd be even funnier if gerard comes back in the green shirt tomorrow and then hes like sorry about yesterday i had to do laundry

[jinnfromearth]

Como Homero vestido de demonio

[bakedbananners]

I love when dogs and cats just let you pat the shit out of them and they enjoy it so much. Like yeah dude real quick I just need to play you like a bongo and they’re like god yes I’ve been waiting for someone to play me like a bongo

[offonmyown]

i’m sorry but I just cannot get over the fact that gerard arthur way decided to pull a bait and switch like “hmmhaw for the first few shows I will be Normal :)” and dress as Just Some Guy before doing a full 180 and pulling out his normal theatrical BS like we all know and love while the other three are just on stage like “yeah just another thursday” and we’re just going feral over it like. yeah. that’s our gerard.

[justatallstick]

what is he doing

[87-pounds-deactivated20160310]

my sense of humor: getting birthday cards with the wildly incorrect age on it for people

[magicoftelevision]

[thebagelhut]

I see this and raise you: getting cards for a wildly different occasion and customizing them to fit the holiday you need

[motherhenna]

[discount-butlins]

[oakh4rt]

throwback to the time my partner put in his 2 week notice with a birthday card for a 2 year old

[silly-slacker-person]

King

[kkshowtunes]

Once I got a card that said “BEST GREAT GRANPA EVER!!”

I’m a teenager

[unscharf-an-den-raendern]

[killrockstar]

stop saying shit like “gerard hasn’t aged!” like they so have. and it makes them hotter actually 

[awsugar]

I wonder what happened between Frank and Gerard between the reunion and now that didn't happen between 2017 and the reunion to affect the way they behave on stage. like honestly I really do wonder.

frank broke both his arms and gerard had to jack off for him. itll really bring you closer to a man.

[melonyswife]

posts this image one billion trillion different times

[killrockstar]

wait

[killrockstar]

“was hoping to keep this one a surprise” i’m going to kill us all

[tiktokstowatch]

[0utoftouchthursday-deactivated2]

honestly? hot girl shit

[dykedragons]

[dowereallyneedthis]

the "I believe in abortion only in extreme situations" people (especially women) truly baffle me because I genuinely consider "a human has another human growing inside of them and does not want to" to be a very extreme situation. to me that feels so deeply like an extreme emergency situation. I know this has been said before but it's incredible to me that this does not feel innately horrifying and "extreme" to everyone.

[charlesoberonn]

“Cave Johnson here. I’ve received complaints from anonymous employees that our support of the “homosexual lifestyle” is “degenerate” and “irresponsible”. It really got me thinking and I think I found a solution. So good news! We now have 23 vacated positions reserved for members of the LGBT community. Additional good news, we began a new testing initiative on evolutionary degenration with 23 test subjects all ready to go.“

[charlesoberonn]

“Cave Johnson here. If you’re experiencing a time loop in which you’re repeating the month of June over and over, that’s totally intentional. We at Aperture Science felt that pride month was not long enough and so we created this loop to let employees experience as much pride as they feel like. To get out of this loop, simply use the pod labeled “Time Machine” in Shaft 6 and then either kill or save the baby on the other end depending on when in the loop you’re on. Don’t worry about the baby’s identity, he grows up to be an asshole.“

[charlesoberonn]

“Cave Johnson here, happy to announce that our Rainbow Gel project was a massive success. We have developed distinct gels in every color of the rainbow pride flag. In fact, it was too much of a success, so we’ll be updating our pride flag accordingly to include 75 new colors corresponding to all of our new gels. Word of advice, though, don’t stare at the flag for too long, most of these colors haven’t been tested on human eyes yet.”

[charlesoberonn]

[charlesoberonn]

“Cave Johnson here, Cave Johnson queer. Get used to it.”

[charlesoberonn]

“Cave Johnson here. Caroline just informed me that I am her “beard”. I checked, and I fail to see how I could possibly have grown out of her face. If anybody knows anything about human-to-facial hair transmogrification, please report to my office.”

[charlesoberonn]

“Cave Johnson here. Friendly reminder that Aperture employees living prior to the legalization of gay marriage are invited to use our Aperture Science Temporal Matrimony Pod in order to travel to the future with your same-sex partner and get married there. Employees from the future who wish to return to a time before gay people being able to marry are also welcome to use the pod and we’ll make sure to send you to an era well before gay marriage. I’m thinking maybe Late Cretacesous.”

[charlesoberonn]

“Cave Johnson here. I’m proud to announce that our plan to hire only female test subjects to prevent them from flirting with our female scientists has been a resounding failure.”

[charlesoberonn]

“Cave Johnson here. I’m afraid we’ll have to temporarily pause all experimentation with the Gender Affirmation Beam. The testing itself is going great, the beam is working. But we’re starting to run out of thigh high socks and khaki shorts.”

[vaspider]

… does.. does J.K. Simmons have a Cameo? Because…

[19thcenturyfuck]

The hard truth about autism acceptance that a lot of people don't want to hear is that autism acceptance also inherently requires acceptance of people who are just weird.

And yes, I mean Those TM people. Middle schoolers who growl and bark and naruto run in the halls. Thirtysomethings who live with their parents. Furries. Fourteen-year-olds who identify as stargender and use neopronouns. Picky eaters. Adults in fandoms. People who talk weird. People who dress weird.

Because autistic people shouldn't have to disclose a medical diagnosis to you to avoid being mocked and ostracized for stuff that, at absolute worst, is annoying. Ruthlessly deriding people for this stuff then tacking on a "oh, but it's okay if they're autistic" does absolutely nothing to help autistic people! Especially when undiagnosed autistic people exist.

Like it or not, if you want to be an ally to autistic people, you're going to have to take the L and leave eccentric, weird people alone. Even if you don't know them to be autistic. You shouldn't be looking for Acceptable Reasons to be mean to people in the first place. Being respectful should be the default.

[insomniac-arrest]

This reminds me of that global warming comic, like