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it only took forever and me ignoring my grad school work, but i finally planned out the first unit of ap euro. now i just have to do the rest of the semester

#teacher things #ap euro

I don't know how much more I can fucking give.

#it's not even the kids that have me like this #the kids i can handle #it's all the other shit that the adults are doing that's ruining it all #making more work that they're never gonna have to do #making stupid ass leadership positions based on who's going to smile and nod #it's so fucking stupid #and makes my life so much harder #j speaks

derinthescarletpescatarian

“If I had time travel I’d kill Hitler” “If I had time travel I’d stop my favourite politician getting assassinated” you’re all thinking way too small. If I had time travel I’d stop Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin from dying on the moon due to Soviet sabotage, kicking off the Great Nuclear War and devastating half of the planet.

stavarosthearcane

Good Job.

derinthescarletpescatarian

#this post gets me every time

It’s from two days ago fam how many times could there have been

heroofthreefaces

do you think no one else has time travel

derinthescarletpescatarian

Happy one month anniversary to this post that has not allowed me a single day of fucking peace since I made it.

derinthescarletpescatarian

#surprise reblog!!

STOP IT’S BEEN MONTHS. MONTHS!

YOU CAN STOP.

roach-works

wow if only you had a time machine

transdaughterofthesun

Honestly having reached a billion notes I think it’s safe to say that in the Year of our lord 2041, this is the most popular tumblr post out there.

derinthescarletpescatarian

I’m killing your parents before you’re born

iforgotmyfandom

idiototheinternet

Still here, why’d you hesitate @derinthescarletpescatarian

derinthescarletpescatarian

Your mum’s ability to hold up under active gunfire was really hot. I’m your dad now.

lizyarikus

Isn’t that the plot of Terminator

anexperimentallife

Where do you think the plot for Terminator came from?

what-if-i-just-did

This is such a classic trainwreck post that has the vibes of a 2014 screenshot posted to Pinterest and then the last addition is just last Tuesday I can’t even

derinthescarletpescatarian

Imagine how I feel

mrsjdavis

POST, LIVE FOREVER!!!!!!

derinthescarletpescatarian

It doesn’t have to

smegorl

Yes it does.

type-blaze0

Of course it has to, it gets a billion notes in 2041

#time travel

why are finals over an hour this year? why must these children take the ENTIRE FUCKING TIME?

#for context #our normal unit tests are longer than their final #and they get approximately 30 less minutes when you account for them having to put their phones up - clear away stuff from around their des #etc #so why are they taking the entire time?#if your going to fail #fail #the districts giving them a 20 point conversion anyway #not that they know that #ik this probably makes me seem like a bad teacher but i'm tired #and the kids that are taking this test are in here bc they don't care anyway #that's why they are in here right now #smh

anxietyproblem

#the options are either i smile like a maniac or i curl up in fetal position never to get up again #those are your options #choose wisely #j speaks

pointnclick

"No one wants to work anymore." Damn right brother. If I could sit in a beautiful field for 40 hours every week of my singular precious life I would

#i mean buddy #do you think i want to wake up at 5am everyday?#i like sleep #i yearn for sleep

not a fucking child coming to school with hand foot and mouth

#by child i mean she is 16 #why tf are people sending their kids to school knowing that they were exposed to highly contagious diseases?????#she knew her siblings had it #and she still came to school #i'm going to fucking scream

accidental baby acquisition was not what I had for bucks 2026 bingo card

#911 abc #911 spoilers #911 show #evan buckley #j speaks

personsonable-deactivated201908

me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit

mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters

me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU