That one Guy that says "moist" way too much

Welcome to Moisty Hell (header by @drgears) 20+, any pronouns

[boltlightning]

I DONT CARE HOW MANY BEDS THERE WERE. WHAT IS YOUR BOOK ABOUT

[trekkiesagainstchastity]

(tearfully) w- working at the mattress store

[boltlightning]

i'm so fucking sorry. can you ever forgive me

[bo0zey]

 i tried to be funny and it backfired miserably

[bo0zey]

it’s 2014 it’s time we moved on as a nation and stop reblogging this

[bo0zey]

every person who reblogs this in 2015 is gonna get their ass kicked by yours truly

[mothmanliveshere]

hey op good news

[luseefoxee13]

Great news even

[asteroidtroglodyte]

Me, tears streaming down my face, sobbing, as I stare at the stars: it’s just so beautiful

The medieval peasant I went back in time to give a bag of Doritos to, concerned: what terrible and powerful sorcerers they must have in your age, to be able to veil the vault of heaven itself from view, as you say

Me, sniffling: I didn’t realize, I can’t, it’s so much, I, I… are the chips good, at least?

Medieval peasant, trying to make me feel better: they’re… magical, strange traveler

[alleesaur]

the productivity creatures

[omgitzlongdennis]

malcolm: ugh my life is the WORST i HATE BEING A TEENAGER!!

*meanwhile*

jigsaw: hello francis

[mockeryofnature]

THE WAY THIS ISNT EVEN EXAGGERATING LMAOOO

[sanjipussyindulgence]

okay ive never seen malcolm in the middle and had to check if this was real. apparently thats not the actual plot of the episode buuuut

somehow this is funnier

[vioampire]

Honk shoo

[cheaphalloweencostume]

“be gay do crime! but sex is yucky and crime is wrong!” ass website

[cheaphalloweencostume]

literally 😭😭😭

[five-crows-in-a-trenchcoat]

you guys seemed to really like the house of spiders chudlings i drew so i drew all of the budget sinners + their manager where i had 5 minutes to draw and 3 minutes to colour each of them

[five-crows-in-a-trenchcoat]

drew the canto 9 chudlings except i had 5 minutes to draw and colour each of them do you like my amazing and very high quality artwork

[dumgumgum]

she was my sister too

[spiribia]

little baby on the bus with a big book of Pokémon, probably just starting to learn how to read, sounded out “scorbunny” and “raboot” and then asked their parent “what’s this one?”, parent said “Let me see….Cinderace” and handed the book back, and the baby said thoughtfully “cinderace. Cinderace. Interesting.”

[t0m0w0]

Shoutout to all the comments on my evil company about bad end rodya just being her base id you guys are so funny I had to draw some of them #evilcompanyandrodya

[t0m0w0]

Bad-end Limbus Company #evilCompany

[screwpinecaprice]

Smitten and Hero are my favorite voices. (⁠◔⁠‿⁠◔⁠)

The voices just look exactly the same, they just wear different hats. Lmao (Totally not because I don't want to come up with designs.)

[deinonychian]

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the noble quetzalcoatlus

[mlarayoukai-archive]

Oh pupu ill do anything for you pupu

[serpexnessie]

Average Tomodachi Life Conversation