Joji Berry

Joji/Jo/Kassy F. 24. Bi. Star Wars, video games. Idk ask if you're curious about anything.

[prokopetz]

My cats just bullied me into cleaning up my desk because all the miscellany on it was obstructing their ability to frolic.

[prokopetz]

Like, I don’t mean they were tripping over things and I had to clean it up to stop them from knocking stuff onto the floor. I mean they’d perch on the only clear corner of the desk, look pointedly at the mess, look pointedly at me, meow very loudly, and repeat until I got the picture. They were very clear and direct.

[bananacreamphi]

I love your cats so much

[prokopetz]

One of the hazards of teaching your cats “show me” – i.e., lead me to whatever it is that’s bothering you – is that cats are bothered by a great many things.

[schizocassandraoftroy]

Honestly I wish people with neurological disorders and mental illness talking to themselves was more normalized so here’s to people with autism who narrate things! people with adhd who talk out loud to remember stuff! people with tourette’s and tic disorders with verbal tics! people with psychosis who talk to their voices! people with DID who talk to their alters!

If you talk to yourself for any reason you are wonderful and not bad or weird. And if you see someone talking to yourself and think it’s weird? Maybe mind your own business!

[xenosagaepisodeone]

I love this gamestop stock fiasco, these millionaires are literally trying to find a way to report redditors to the mods for godmodding in their little fake money rp.

[starweird03]

[memecucker]

Has anyone tried to see if chimpanzees or bonobos could be taught to fully master fire

[readmetxt]

this one guy did and he was chained to a mountain to have an eagle eat his liver every day

[tredlocity]

the worst thing yzma did in emperor’s new groove is hating on kronk’s spinach puffs. everything she did to kuzco is understandable because he’s been a dick to her so many times, but kronk is an innocent

[lesbianbending-moved]

asami is fully the gay girl who doesn’t know how to flirt but is just like omgggg you’re so strong!! 😳😳💕💖 but idk i don’t think you could pick me up 👀👀🙈 and korra doesn’t even realize asami likes her she’s just like how DARE you insinuate i’m not strong enough have you seen my arms???

[rizadyke]

Asami: *pressing their palms together* omg Korra your hands are so big ☺️💕💕✨

Korra: fuck yeah watch me shoot fire out of em

[lesbianbending-moved]

@ all the gay girls in the notes and tags being like ‘THATS FLIRTING???’ rip queens hang in there 😔😔

[aidashakur]

date men who communicate and apologize

[iitwashington]

date women who communicate and apologize

[moody-weirdo]

date people who communicate and apologize

[robotsandfrippary]

communicate and apologize to the people you date.

[thenatsdorf]

[retroactivebakeries]

snake unboxing video

[insomniac-arrest]

Living by the ocean is just like … she has brought me a gift today from beyond our shores, she is a kind and giving mother, and sometimes that gift is a giant wooden cross for some reason

Or a fucking Garfield phone

an entire wasteland of what are lovingly known as “penis fish”

Or a huge-ass prehistoric tree.

thank you mother ocean, we say from the bottom of our hearts: what the fuck.

[baelatargaryen]

“Whatever you did, you’ve been officially labelled a disturber of peace.”

The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring (2001) dir. Peter Jackson

[thebelchers]

[yourplayersaidwhat]

“you defeated the final boss of the campaign in two turns with one halfling.”

“That’s not fair, we ALSO heckled him for an hour. And we gave the halfling a cool knife.”

“It was a very cool knife.”

“No matter how strong the god of murder is, he didn’t expect to be mocked by every important person in the city and then get his dick cut off by a halfling.”

“If he wasn’t an evil god I’d feel kind of bad for him. This has got to be the worst day of his life.”

[shittymoviedetails]

In Avengers: Endgame, there is a graphic sex scene between Scarlet Witch and Captain Marvel. This is a subtle nod to the fact that I torrented the wrong movie.

[crinosg]

Okay is anyone gonna address that the porn parody costumes are closer to the comics than the MCU costumes here?

I mean these porn guys did their homework is all I’m saying.

[i-am-torched-loki]

[emilianadarling]

holy fuck you guys 

after years of being vaguely confused when I came across the measurement “a stick of butter” in recipes, today I learned that in the United States they sell butter in these skinny stick things:

it is literally a stick of butter. A STICK OF BUTTER. 

i have literally never seen butter sold this way. each stick one only amounts to ½ a cup of butter AMERICANS PLEASE UNDERSTAND THAT MY WHOLE LIFE WHEN I SAW THE PHRASE “A STICK OF BUTTER” IN RECIPES I WAS IMAGINING THIS:

THIS IS THE ONLY “STICK” I’D EVER SEEN BUTTER SOLD IN. I THOUGHT Y’ALL WERE THROWING FUCKIN’ POUNDS UPON POUNDS OF BUTTER INTO THINGS HOLY JESUS THE WORLD MAKES SO MUCH MORE SENSE NOW FUCKIN CHRIST. 

[oddballwaterfall]

I love little foreign confusion things like this

[ruby-white-rabbit]

So i went on a date to a haunted house and made friends with the girls behind us. As we’re going through, one of them is holding my hand and a guy leaps out and separates us. I panic as my date is pulling me along, I reach back for her and grab her hand in a group of three other performers and start getting out if there. After a bit I look back to check on her and I discover I’m holding the hand of a six foot tall zombie creature and not a 5'2" girl.

Cue the most terrifying realization of my life.

I had basically kidnapped this performer from his section and abandoned the girl and her friend behind us.

[ruby-white-rabbit]

Yes, I screamed. My date thought it was Hilarious.

Yes, we found the girls. Turns out when I grabbed the performers hand, he grabbed theirs so our group wouldn’t be separated. So there was just this zombie in the middle of our group line for like fifty feet

[kyuubinu-deactivated20190226]

This is like a Scooby Doo bit I love it

[ethicalmemes]

There’s nothing wrong with understanding your personal limits #EthicalMemes

[impiusangelus]

Quest time!

[raviposting]

SNL saw people saying we shouldn’t joke about Trump right now and said, “Noted. Here’s 10 different Trump COVID jokes,” and I truly love that for them.