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Monterey Bay Aquarium
#extradirty
occasionally subtle
Game Changer & Make Some Noise
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@jorts-on-the-run
The greatest song ever written was conjured by an Italian for a scene in a Western filmed in Spain where a Polish man pretending to be a Mexican bandit does a gay little run through a graveyard for three and a half minutes uninterrupted
You can’t just say that and not show us
I'd love to see it
where is that ‘they weren’t lying’ dog meme…
The thing about Cottagecore is that is a fetishized aesthetic of country life, divorced from labor and idealized by a primarily urban audience with a backward looking ethos of tradition. They are not prepared for the stresses of a rural life: farming; harvesting; tapping pumpkins to ensure none of them have been replaced with flesh; losing out on income by having to use one of your pigs in a blood sacrifice to paint protective sigils over your doors and windows; checking cracks and chimneys for the flesh-vines of the Pumpkin Lord; having to decide, before the Growth is complete, whether that's really your tradwife or an amassment of vines, leaves, and blood in the shape of your tradwife; ignoring their desperate pleas that "I'm me! No! No!" as you burn them alive, realizing too late you picked wrong; and the exploitative corporate nature of commercial farming in 2024. All seen through a deeply colonial lens, of course
When I made this post I did not expect it to be an effective test of which Tumblr users actually read a post fully before reblogging, and yet
To be fair that’s what all posts on tumblr are
1963 Refrigerator 🤔
Look what they took from us 😭
I am drooling
This gets me more excited than anything smart refrigerators can offer. I want to learn refrigerator repair just so I can buy one and maintain it for all eternity.
I understand completely why people thought you could survive a nuclear blast in one of these things
Things that People Forget About When Writing Sword Fights
You don’t have to dodge by a foot. You only have to dodge by an inch.
Not all swords are made the same way. You wouldn’t fight with a katana the same way you would fight with a broadsword.
You don’t need to aim for the heart or the head. Get the vein in wrist, and you could incapacitate that hand.
Small cuts matter. If you’re cut up enough, you’re going to start suffering from blood loss, and that’ll put you at a disadvantage.
The blade isn’t the only thing that matters. There isn’t some set of rules in sword fighting where you can only stick the stabby end into the other person. Hit them in the head with the hilt, and they’ll feel it.
If there are multiple attackers, you want to incapacitate or kill each one as quickly as possible. Endurance matters, especially when you’re not only swinging/stabbing/aiming something that is 2-5 lbs (ceremonial ones were a lot heavier, but wouldn’t be generally fought with) but also taking/blocking heavy blows from at least one opponent.
You don’t have to dodge
by a foot. You only have
to dodge by an inch.
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
That final haiku actually makes for a pretty good maxim!
There is another way
By the Nine, keep your whore mouth shut
Pretty sure the other way involves keeping your whore mouth open
one of my fav bits of canon dialogue from book 1
babe wake up! new booktok nsfw censorship term just dropped
what if I couldn't take it anymore?
Reminder to just say masturbation, sex, vagina, penis, menstruation, fuck, death, kill, boobs, dyke, faggot, etc. like a real adult.
reminder to everyone who doesnt use tiktok: you dont actually get banned for saying these words, people do this to evade others' tag blockers.
a lot of users DONT want to see this kind of post, so people censor and change words around to get put on peoples "for you" page even if they have been marked as "not interested". this is part of why it can get really difficult to find posts you actually like on tiktok, is because the algorithm is really bad at guessing that these posts are not actually about "self care". the creators of these posts are hoping they get forced in front of people who want to see something else.
Oh that's way worse than what I'd been led to believe was happening
Can’t call it Jackass unfortunately
can call it asshole
Tumblr is like "isn't it weird that Christians never think about this fairly obvious implication of their own theology?", then proceeds to independently re-invent an eight-hundred-year-old heresy that caused three separate wars.
Can we get more details please???
It doesn't really help to specify that you're talking about modern Christians who've never studied their religion and only practice it because their parents did, either.
I promise you a lot of casual Christians already subscribe to the exact weird heresy you just invented; in fact, I'd go so far as to say that most casual Christians subscribe to at least one of the weird heresies you only get by massively overthinking shit. It's just that because they've never formally studied, they don't realise that, and honestly think their take on the matter is what all Christians believe.
I have literally run into a guy whose main source of scriptural exegesis was having watched the Superbook anime as a kid who'd managed to reconstruct docetism from first principles. Genuinely had no idea he was a heretic – he thought everybody thought Jesus was a hologram!
"we need less sanitized queer stories" yall keep saying fucking she-ra romanticizes abuse. you couldnt possibly handle less sanitized queer stories
"we need less sanitized queer stories" youre the one saying the locked tomb series is bad because you dont like the prose. based off of a quote from goodreads of all places. that was dialogue, not even the actual prose.
people keep reblogging only the first half of the post when the addition was the original post. ok
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"she-ra fumbled its message" no! crucially, it didnt! it had the same message as the original she-ra show, which is "this lady is a superhero and is going to do superhero things like save the planet" and she did do that!
"oh but catra never apologized for what she did and they just let her join the good guys" thats a perfectly normal thing in childrens media, and the only reason yallre calling it out is because its queer and you want the perfect unproblematic queer media to exist. except that even if it did you would all find ways to nitpick it, which is the whole point of this post!
Also, notably, she did apologize. They just think it wasn't good enough.
They absolutely could not handle more nuanced media.
can we please pretty pleasr reblog this version,
Talking to people about your characters really is a game changer. You'll start saying things about them you didn't even know you knew.
The Hobbit: Thorin Oakenshield was laid to rest with Orcrist and the Arkenstone upon his breast. And Fíli and Kíli were buried alongside him.
Eight year old me: Wait, Fíli and Kíli are dead? When did that happen?
The Hobbit: They had fallen in defence of Thorin during the battle-
Eight year old me: Oh. Okay then; don't know why you waited until now to tell us that-
The Hobbit: -for he was their mother's older brother.
Eight year old me, spit-taking whatever I was drinking at eight years old (probably Ribena): I'm sorry, he was what?!?!
The Hobbit: It was said forever afterwards that the Arkenstone would glow-
Eight year old me: WHY DID YOU WAIT UNTIL NOW TO TELL US THAT
The Hobbit: And they were his nephews!
Eight year old me: Oh my god, they were his nephews!
boss makes a dollar I make a dime
flat top grill penis on company time
if you say so, tumblr user nutsacktorturer
im frying all of you on the penis griddle if you don't cut this shit out right now
Penguin escapes killer whales by jumping onto a boat.
Antarctic penguins (and most other Antarctic animals for that matter) are very interesting because they lack a natural fear of humans since, of course, humans are not a natural occurrence on the continent. It is one of the few places on earth where it is completely normal for fully wild animals to be comfortable around you. In fact, most react as though humans are just especially large penguins as those are the only flightless biped native to the area.
As far as this gentoo penguin is concerned, it was saved by a float of large yellow penguins also hiding from orcas.
Penguin Diogenes
