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absolutely insane that i just realised i haven't updated my tumblr bio in YEARS. apparently the last time i edited my bio i was 15. 15?!????!??!
okay but hear me out pls-
kevin as a skater
zoom zoom bitch cant catch him
i just had the weirdest moment, i was feeling my front teeth with my tongue because they’re the tiniest bit crooked, and then i had the thought “i’ll check if they’re also crooked in my other mouth” and then i realized to my shock and confusion that i have only one mouth, leading me to believe that in a past life i was a terrible monster with two mouths
A few months ago, I thought to myself “Mmm I’m so tired… how much longer in this one again?” and I knew instinctively what I meant by ‘this one’ was this body and this life. I then spend a few wide-eyed moments having an identity/existential crisis like how many times have I been on this earth to have such an instinctive response to being bone-weary to my soul? No one can really answer, especially not me.
In July 2017, one night I woke up around 2 a.m and blurted out in a quasi professorial voice “the Equinox Bird has infinite beaks, all in the wrong direction, and infinite eyes” and I don’t know what the fuck I was dreaming about but it still haunts me. It seemed like a very important information for a few seconds.
i really appreciate the last commenter giving us an exact date and time like that information needs to be preserved
One time I passed out on the couch after going a few days without sleep, and when I woke up mom said I had been speaking in German in my sleep, and it sounded like I was ordering people to build something
When I was like 5 my mom took me to the grave of her friend that died of cancer and I asked what happened and my mom explained that she died and i fucking said “I died once” and my mom asked me to explain and I went into pretty detailed explanation about how I died in a war because “I got stabbed by a gun with a knife at the end” (my exact words) and I met god and she (she’s a woman obvs) asked if I wanted to stay or go back to earth and I said I wanted to go back so I chose my mom cause she was struggling to have a baby (she had me through IVF) and lemme tell you that changed her like nothing will make you second guess your religious beliefs like a five year old explaining heaven and god to you
this post is a fucking ride and it reminded me of something i forgot
one time i was playing on my wii (like 5-ish years ago) and i thought to myself “i haven’t checked on rowan in a week, has he died from the plague? :(“ and i didn’t think anything of it for a bit until later when i had a “what the fuck” moment
I love this kind of shit because it happens to me all the goddamn time. Like:
-The other night I rolled over in the middle of the night to shake my partner awake, proceeded to tell him how I was glad that ‘this time round we would truly have the freedom to love each other properly’ and how his hands belonged to his last self, but his eyes had never changed in all the lives I’d known him. And he just laid there in the dark like wtf because I was asleep. Like I’d woken him to tell him that all in my sleep and then left him to have a crisis.
- Watching the history channel with my Pop on the couch, tender age of 7, and they’re talking about crucifixion. And my pop, ever the funny man, is like “that looks like it aughta hurt”. And I just turn to look at him and without hesitation reply “only at first”. And he’s like “what do you mean” and tiny me just shrugged and said “well there’s a place beyond the hurt where everything just stops” and he turned the telly off and left the room.
- night before Christmas 2012, dreamt I’d been stabbed in the lungs by an angel with the face of a falcon. He looked at me and told me he had to do it, so that ‘my next breath would come as a rebirth’. When he started to glow so brightly that it burned my eyes, I woke up to all the lights in my house on and a dark bruise beneath my rib cage. Will admit, that one freaked me out.
- walked past a graveyard with a friend back in middle school on the way to her house, and mid conversation I stopped talking and stood stock still, looked over at the walls,and quietly said “I have a friend in there”. Then picked up the conversation and continued strolling like nothing had happened. To be fair, I didn’t realise what I’d said. She still tells me I’m the reason she can’t walk past that graveyard anymore.
- a couple of years ago when I was in Wales I walked past an old stone house just outside of Aberystwyth, and just started to weep. I had the overwhelming thought that I needed to be in there to get dinner ready for the children, but in a different life so long ago and so impossible to reach, that thefeeling of loss was instant and overwhelming.
- was about to use a pedestrian crossing, when my whole body just sort of went hey don’t do that, and so I stopped and put my arm out to stop the woman who was crossing behind me, and 2 seconds later a car came skidding around the corner and crashed into the tree on the other side of the crossing, and I just whispered “ha, not this time” and didn’t really think about it until later when I realised I’d nearly died again. (Btw i waited for th ambulance to show up and the dude driving the car was fine, just hit his head and was drunk af at 10:30am on a Thursday).
- another dream I had just this week, I was sitting in an otherwise empty cinema with a tall, thin man. I can’t really recall what he looked like, except he was well dressed, impossibly pale, and he kind of blurred when you looked directly at him, so I mainly watched him out the corner of my eye and looked ahead at the blank movie screen. He was holding my hand, and he asked me if i enjoyed my life. I said yes and explained why. He then said, almost verbatim, “And how does this one weigh against the last? Can it tip the scales, or is it, at last, to be found lacking?” And I replied, almost verbatim “I weigh my lives against my joy, and each life I find there is more joy to be discovered.” He replied with a laugh, lifted my hand to a kiss and said “till next time then” and disappeared. I woke up in the dark with both my cats sitting on me, alert, and staring out my bedroom door.
So many more, but these are the first that come to mind.
When I was little, my mother, my sister and I would dream in unison so often that one time when my mother was having a rather dull dream about golf my tiny 3 year old self shook her awake and told her to stop because it was boring. She dreaded having nightmares because both of us would wake up shrieking.
My sister and I have also been known to argue in our sleep. Witnesses assure us that whatever made the shouting start, we both knew what it was and were mad about it. We don’t need to be in the same room for this.
We also stayed in a haunted house for a while. An old lady had fallen in the chilly hallway just outside the warm kitchen, broken her hip, and couldn’t reach high enough to open the door, so she died of hypothermia a foot away from a telephone and warmth. Without fail, every person who stood in that spot and tried to open that door - the single most used door in the house, being between the kitchen and the bathroom and front door - felt cold and found themselves scrabbling frantically at the door handle, which was always strangely hard to open from that side. You got used to it to an extent, but it always hit strangers hard.
it’s been flickering for quite a bit with some intervals where the light is perfectly fine, but this has never happened before??? guess im not gonna be sleeping tonight
i just had the weirdest moment, i was feeling my front teeth with my tongue because they’re the tiniest bit crooked, and then i had the thought “i’ll check if they’re also crooked in my other mouth” and then i realized to my shock and confusion that i have only one mouth, leading me to believe that in a past life i was a terrible monster with two mouths
A few months ago, I thought to myself “Mmm I’m so tired… how much longer in this one again?” and I knew instinctively what I meant by ‘this one’ was this body and this life. I then spend a few wide-eyed moments having an identity/existential crisis like how many times have I been on this earth to have such an instinctive response to being bone-weary to my soul? No one can really answer, especially not me.
In July 2017, one night I woke up around 2 a.m and blurted out in a quasi professorial voice “the Equinox Bird has infinite beaks, all in the wrong direction, and infinite eyes” and I don’t know what the fuck I was dreaming about but it still haunts me. It seemed like a very important information for a few seconds.
i really appreciate the last commenter giving us an exact date and time like that information needs to be preserved
One time I passed out on the couch after going a few days without sleep, and when I woke up mom said I had been speaking in German in my sleep, and it sounded like I was ordering people to build something
When I was like 5 my mom took me to the grave of her friend that died of cancer and I asked what happened and my mom explained that she died and i fucking said “I died once” and my mom asked me to explain and I went into pretty detailed explanation about how I died in a war because “I got stabbed by a gun with a knife at the end” (my exact words) and I met god and she (she’s a woman obvs) asked if I wanted to stay or go back to earth and I said I wanted to go back so I chose my mom cause she was struggling to have a baby (she had me through IVF) and lemme tell you that changed her like nothing will make you second guess your religious beliefs like a five year old explaining heaven and god to you
this post is a fucking ride and it reminded me of something i forgot
one time i was playing on my wii (like 5-ish years ago) and i thought to myself “i haven’t checked on rowan in a week, has he died from the plague? :(“ and i didn’t think anything of it for a bit until later when i had a “what the fuck” moment
I love this kind of shit because it happens to me all the goddamn time. Like:
-The other night I rolled over in the middle of the night to shake my partner awake, proceeded to tell him how I was glad that ‘this time round we would truly have the freedom to love each other properly’ and how his hands belonged to his last self, but his eyes had never changed in all the lives I’d known him. And he just laid there in the dark like wtf because I was asleep. Like I’d woken him to tell him that all in my sleep and then left him to have a crisis.
- Watching the history channel with my Pop on the couch, tender age of 7, and they’re talking about crucifixion. And my pop, ever the funny man, is like “that looks like it aughta hurt”. And I just turn to look at him and without hesitation reply “only at first”. And he’s like “what do you mean” and tiny me just shrugged and said “well there’s a place beyond the hurt where everything just stops” and he turned the telly off and left the room.
- night before Christmas 2012, dreamt I’d been stabbed in the lungs by an angel with the face of a falcon. He looked at me and told me he had to do it, so that ‘my next breath would come as a rebirth’. When he started to glow so brightly that it burned my eyes, I woke up to all the lights in my house on and a dark bruise beneath my rib cage. Will admit, that one freaked me out.
- walked past a graveyard with a friend back in middle school on the way to her house, and mid conversation I stopped talking and stood stock still, looked over at the walls,and quietly said “I have a friend in there”. Then picked up the conversation and continued strolling like nothing had happened. To be fair, I didn’t realise what I’d said. She still tells me I’m the reason she can’t walk past that graveyard anymore.
- a couple of years ago when I was in Wales I walked past an old stone house just outside of Aberystwyth, and just started to weep. I had the overwhelming thought that I needed to be in there to get dinner ready for the children, but in a different life so long ago and so impossible to reach, that thefeeling of loss was instant and overwhelming.
- was about to use a pedestrian crossing, when my whole body just sort of went hey don’t do that, and so I stopped and put my arm out to stop the woman who was crossing behind me, and 2 seconds later a car came skidding around the corner and crashed into the tree on the other side of the crossing, and I just whispered “ha, not this time” and didn’t really think about it until later when I realised I’d nearly died again. (Btw i waited for th ambulance to show up and the dude driving the car was fine, just hit his head and was drunk af at 10:30am on a Thursday).
- another dream I had just this week, I was sitting in an otherwise empty cinema with a tall, thin man. I can’t really recall what he looked like, except he was well dressed, impossibly pale, and he kind of blurred when you looked directly at him, so I mainly watched him out the corner of my eye and looked ahead at the blank movie screen. He was holding my hand, and he asked me if i enjoyed my life. I said yes and explained why. He then said, almost verbatim, “And how does this one weigh against the last? Can it tip the scales, or is it, at last, to be found lacking?” And I replied, almost verbatim “I weigh my lives against my joy, and each life I find there is more joy to be discovered.” He replied with a laugh, lifted my hand to a kiss and said “till next time then” and disappeared. I woke up in the dark with both my cats sitting on me, alert, and staring out my bedroom door.
So many more, but these are the first that come to mind.
When I was little, my mother, my sister and I would dream in unison so often that one time when my mother was having a rather dull dream about golf my tiny 3 year old self shook her awake and told her to stop because it was boring. She dreaded having nightmares because both of us would wake up shrieking.
My sister and I have also been known to argue in our sleep. Witnesses assure us that whatever made the shouting start, we both knew what it was and were mad about it. We don’t need to be in the same room for this.
We also stayed in a haunted house for a while. An old lady had fallen in the chilly hallway just outside the warm kitchen, broken her hip, and couldn’t reach high enough to open the door, so she died of hypothermia a foot away from a telephone and warmth. Without fail, every person who stood in that spot and tried to open that door - the single most used door in the house, being between the kitchen and the bathroom and front door - felt cold and found themselves scrabbling frantically at the door handle, which was always strangely hard to open from that side. You got used to it to an extent, but it always hit strangers hard.
as i am reading this my lights just started flickering... im scared now
boi I love Percy Jackson 🥺💙🍪
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Fuck I’m at a fencing tournament and literally a minute after I reblogged this my dad told me that he talked to the point people and I’m probably going to win a medal.
BURN BAGEL BURN
OH WHY NOT?
I need to follow up to say I reblogged this last night, and this morning I got some of the best news of my life, like, a life dream come true news thing.
Bagel what are your powers
FUCK, I though it was just another lucky meme but LISTEN. Since a week ago I was waiting a phone call to confirm me if I got a job or not in my university. I reblogged this yesterday’s night “just for fun and because I don’t want any bagel to be mad with me”, and today’s afternoon, while I was losing my time as always, the professor I was supposed to work with called me and asked me for my personal information to start working with her.
THE BAGEL POWERS ARE WAY TOO MUCH FOR THIS WORLD
I GOT A JOB THE DAY AFTER MY QUEUE POSTED THIS THE FIRST TIME AND I JUST REALIZED IT WHEN I SAW IT AGAIN HOLY GOD
The bagel hasn’t let me down yet!
I got a job offer after reblogging the bagel. Believe in the bagel!
Worth a try lol
i could use some good news or even a good girl
Go lil bagle! Show me your power!
Okii then!
THIS IS THE FIRST THING ON MY BLOG
I GOT ASKED OUT FOR THE FIRST TIME AFTER I REBLOGGED IT
wait but whats happening with the bagel tho
It’s burning, as is everything I’ve hoped for whenever I’ve reblogged a post like this
I just kinda wanna watch something burn?
Mood
You guys didn’t listen when I said Bagels hold an ancient and wonderous power.
Why the fuck not
mr bagel do your thing
Just to see
Show me ur powers mr bagel
Don’t let me down mr bagel
Please?
just in case yo
The foxes as Youtubers
Dan: badass videos, edits and compilations of the foxes, EVERYONE watches her compilation titled “Andrew Minyard being a whole-ass mood for 10 minutes straight” (Andrew doesn’t do anything except commenting on her video with a “not straight, but okay” which causes exy fans to lose their shit)
Kevin: Exy tutorials, A LITERAL HOW-TO FOR NEW EXY PLAYERS, forces Nicky and Aaron to play with him, posts a lot of history videos which are surprisingly helpful for students who need last-minute revision. Also his entire playlist of “DRUNK HISTORY WITH KEVIN DAY” is a BIG hit. No joke. EVERYONE ends up howling with laughter not even 10 seconds into each video. Lowkey surprising how drunk Kevin is so hilarious without even trying while his actual non-drunk self comes off as rude and standoffish. (Obviously he has his own public persona but okay)
Andrew: barely posts, most are just short clips of Neil or the cats doing stupid shit. See: “josten falls off a shelf at walmart while trying to grab a can of beans” and “cat eating kevin’s veggies because no one else will” The videos are usually quite blurry. Sometimes the videos will be blurry ones of Andrew himself. (totally not taken by neil) He also does quite a lot of podcasts in which he just talks shit about other people and rambles about daily life in a monotone voice.
Matt: enthusiastic diys, mostly just stuff like him and Neil failing to assemble a shelf from ikea and Dan ending up being the one to actually assemble the shelf. But!!! After a while he gets the hang of it and actually does it really well! He also enjoys vlogging and often gives advice that actually helps a lot. Once posted a video of Neil with him voicing over and commenting “oh shit do y’all see that??? THATS MY BOY” “see? That’s why I love Neil.” “Okay no one can stop me I’m gonna adopt this boy now” etc. Every Sunday he will post cute couple videos with Dan and no one can argue with how cute they are???
Aaron: posts once every like 5 months... usually the videos are just for school projects.
Seth: gaming videos, crazy amounts of swearing, some videos of him and Allison making out during their relationships’ “on” times.
Allison: makeup and aesthetic af channel, vlogs are basically her just bitching about idiots. Neil regularily appears in her videos as he’s forced to be her guinea pig of sorts. (Jk they’re actually very good friends)
Nicky: straight??? Never heard of that. VLOGS FTW. HES. ALWAYS. VLOGGING. His videos are always super bubbly and cheerful, and most of the time he does cute domestic shit and boyfriend videos with Erik in their cosy home in Germany.
Renee: sweet music covers, Bible reading etc. Her videos are really soothing and comforting to listen to. She also gives really good advice and is such a sweet person.
Neil: does not hesitate to call out idiots, cannot keep his mouth shut, like those times he just WENT OFF and roasted Riko Moriyama so hard he just exploded into a pile of shit. On multiple occasions his big mouth has gotten him into a lot of trouble like the time he sicced the fucking Japanese Mafia upon the Foxes because of his “You know, I get it” speech (which Nicky recorded and allowed Neil to upload to his channel, but was unfortunately taken down due to, well, the Japanese Mafia they were dealing with)
Someone please try this and tell me if it’s true
Legend has it that if you chant “vodka” three times in a row while whirling an exy racquet around like you’re an anime character Kevin Day will appear and tell you to stop abusing your racquet.
All For The Game Bingo 2020 - AU Challenge
The AFTG Bingo 2020 Series will run for the whole of July and August 2020. All works after that time period will not be documented as part of the 2020 Series.
[04/06 Update] As soon as you see this Bingo card, it is the go signal to start working! There aren’t any specific deadlines, but you may only post your work starting July 1, 2020 (as long as it’s that day in your timezone, I’ll allow it), and posting is allowed up until August 31, 2020 (as long as it’s still that day in your timezone, I’ll allow it).
I am accepting fanwork of all kinds! The only limit is your imagination!
This is different from the 2018 challenge in the sense that the prompts are not limited by pairings. Pairings and dynamics are completely up to the creators.
Center pawprint means FREE CHOICE! You can create anything you have in mind.
Don’t forget to tag your works with #aftgbingo!
Although this isn’t required, you can opt to post fanfiction works on AO3 and file them under the AFTG Bingo 2020 Collection!
Bingo patterns to follow in participating: [x] | For Pattern #1, you can do any one row or any one column, and for Pattern #2, you can do either of the diagonals!
If you want an extra challenge, aiming for blackout bingo (wherein one posts works for the whole card) is even better!
If you end up not achieving bingo, it’s completely fine. Just do your best, and have fun with the challenge!
Reblog this to have it reach more people! Let’s get more creators in on the fun~
Check the info page for more details.
ayeee im so excited im working on some artworks now!!! ahhh i thought the bingo was over so i was kinda scared aha but turns out it only starts on July 1st aha so hey at least i have a bit of time to quickly complete as much as possible :D (ive already completed day 1, 2 and 4!)
Neil deserves the best and I love him.
Agatha Wellbelove
can i just tell y'all how much i love this girl
all my uwus go to her
Fact: Today (September 23rd) is bisexuality awareness day. Be aware of bisexuals. They are dangerous.
The eve is upon us. Light your candles. Sharpen your teeth. Prepare.
Good work guys, I’ll see you all next year aye
Are we gearing up for this year yet? We aren’t far away.
when you’re listening to really fast music that pumps you up but you’re not doing anything particularly exciting so you just sit there super energetically
i rELaTE so much like i cAnT eVeN-
shhh,,, i know i drew this a while ago but...
happy birthday to our lovely boi Persassy Jackson! im aware that im two days late and i henceforth apollogise sincerely
anyway,,,
HAPPY BIRTHDAY PERCY! I LOVE YOU SO MUCH HHHhHhHHhHHH
my uwus go to this precious boy *wipes away tears* im so proud,,,
does anyone stay up late thinking about existence in general or is it just me?