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shilyas

ilya + wearing black

#heated rivalry

manicpixiedreamkiller

how many sharks does a tornado need to be considered a sharknado

1

2

3-5

10 ????

more ??????

other ????????????

Voting ended onMar 27

manicpixiedreamkiller

this is the level of analysis we’re looking for here people

BRENDAN FRASER as RICK O’CONNELL ODED FEHR as ARDETH BAY THE MUMMY (1999) dir. Stephen Sommers

#the mummy 1999

livijoyann

A timeline of Ilya and Shane's relationship as it goes public, so post-The Long Game. Enjoy!

#heated rivalry

motherfucker-somewhat-limited

when I choose the most popular response in a subjective tumblr poll: oh hell yeah I chose the correct response. I am going to get a good grade in tumblr poll, a thing that is normal to want and possible to achieve.

when I choose the least popular response in a subjective tumblr poll: I am a tastemaker. a trailblazer. avant-garde. the uncultured masses cannot fathom the secret depths of my genius.

cartoonrival

im completely addicted to Open Link in New Tab

thingsic

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

the Murderbot Diaries opens from the point-of-view of a character who, from essentially the moment it gained (clawed its way to) free will, has made decisions based purely on two very specific motives:

to self-soothe and self-educate (through media consumption)

to protect the people around it

and this protagonist, who deescalates violence at every opportunity, who takes a thousand personal injustices in stride and only strives to do better, whose first-and-worst-and-most-brilliant act of self-reclamation—literally reclaiming its mind—was fuelled not by its need for freedom but by a desperation to never be forced to hurt anyone against its will ever again.

this person, when choosing a name for itself, a name it has full reason to believe no-one else will ever learn, a name it uses only in its thoughts, a name that serves solely as a personal reminder that it is a person—chooses MURDERBOT? i am thrashing writhing screaming into the palms of my bloodstained hands BABE

#the murderbot diaries

kingbuffy

Frank Oz and Jim Henson ad-lib as Fozzie and Kermit in this test footage for the first Muppet movie, and honestly it's pure gold.

evanelleonyx

This is a professional shitpost roleplay.

annabellioncourt

I’m crying becuase this is something I’ve never seen before, something original of that era of the Muppets with both Oz and Henson working on one of my favorite movies, but also becuase this is the funniest thing I have seen in mONTHS.

#the muppets

synnthamonsugar

The pilot -> astronaut pipeline makes complete sense but is also funny to me. There's a secret second sky and if you get good enough at doing sky you can do space.

kedreeva

If you're ever worried about whether your writing is too self indulgent, I just want you to remember that Sharknado had 5 sequels. I'm only partway through watching Sharknado 6: It's About Time, but already they've traveled through time and ridden a pteronadon into a Sharknado so they could use the magic teleportation portal inside of it to travel forward in time to King Arthur's time, where they are currently battling a Sharknado full of fire-breathing dragon sharks with Excalibur, which is a chainsaw sword that calls lightning. You're fine. In fact, be a little more self indulgent if anything.

suspiciouspopsicle

op I would like to formally apologize for thinking you were lying

roach-pizza

How are they rated like this

kedreeva

Because I'm correct. The movies aren't the greatest movies of all time or anything, but they are loved, because they are fun, because the creators clearly had fun making exactly what they wanted, no matter how indulgent it might seem to anyone else, and the actors put their hearts into it and were also clearly having fun. It's okay to do that, and making something you really want to make instead of what you think other people want you to make WILL show in your creation. I will go bonkers loving a movie or show or book or piece of artwork that loves itself and is fun before I ever do for some bland, soulless thing.

A lot of people have mistaken my original post as a dig at Sharknado. It's not. It's 100% saying if you were a little more like that, it's actually fine. People will still love what you create. Hell, they might even love it more when you make things you clearly liked to make.

#sharknado

peaches-and-dream

i think one of the first people who figures out ilya is in a secret relationship is the bears team doctor bc suddenly after years of never bringing it up at all he comes in with a picture of his back with a bunch of moles circled in red like hello are any of these cancer? What about this one? and the doctor asks what exactly about the moles concerns him and he just shrugs

#heated rivalry #lol

exuberant-imperfection

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boysmoans

i feel it in my bones, i’m on F I R E

FUCK

rawritsmeep

NO

sakibatch-deactivated20180708

OHMYGOD

fireandblo0d

hit the reblog so fast i think i broke my mouse

tbiiiiiiiiirdx

holY F U cKKKKkKKKkkkkkKKKKK

starsequence

HOLY FUCK THIS KNOCKED MY SIDEWAYS

djarinterstellar

thatonecubjon

do yourself a favor and hit play. then reblog it for all to experience.

the-king-of-silver-deactivated2

THIS IS A F***ING BOP JESUS

#the sounds of 2013 #still slaps #sound on!

flex on em

EXCUSE ME?

That reveal though

pleasetrysomethingelse

imthegirlwhowaited

the russian commentary is truly the best part though

“He’s huge!! So chubby!”

“Is he gonna goddamn dive already for fuck’s sake?”

“Just let him catch his breath, let him catch his breath!”

kraznyoktyabr

That is a Steller’s sea lion. Adult males can get up to 2500 pounds. Big suckers. Only things larger in the pinniped family are walruses and elephant seals.

They can also hold their breath for 20 minutes so he probably wasn’t too stressed from being caught in the net.

They tend to follow fishing boats and steal fish from the nets, as well as eat the bycatch that’s thrown overboard, because it’s less effort. This guy probably was trying to steal fish just at exactly the wrong time.