Me

I have a lot of thoughts and here’s some of them.

[poetaster-crow]

"I asked Chatgpt." Yeah? Well, I asked George Cubbins, and he said to get off your arse and do some real research because if you keep using that horrid app, you'll never be on his level of intellect.

[junk-squared]

George would go feral over ai garbage.

All the big agencies would use ai. Of course they would, it saves time. Who cares if it messes up ghost type every now and then? Glimmers and Spectres aren’t that different. Good agents can handle it regardless, right?

George would roast the hell out of anyone using ai summaries for research. He’d advocate for libraries with every fiber of his being.

Kipps would use ai in front of his superiors, but he’d stay up late at night off the clock to tear through the real research to make sure he never loses another agent like that.

[incorrectbatfam]

Jason and Tim: *looking into a hole*

Jason: How much of a drop would you say that is? Can you see the bottom?

Tim: It's too dark. We could chuck a stone down or something.

Jason: Oh yeah, good idea.

Jason: *pushes Tim in*

Tim: *screams*

*thud*

Jason: Twenty feet.

[ryebreadgf]

[charlesoberonn]

You need to find a new path in life. Go legit. Start a family.

Then wait for an old partner-in-crime to pull you out of retirement for "one last job" which may or may not end with your death.

[junk-squared]

I mean, breaking into museums is kind of boring. Like, going through exhibits alone is kinda chill, but overall its like a 3/10 on the excitement factor.

[charlesoberonn]

Stardew Valley probably outsold every Harvest Moon game combined.

[esoteric-merit]

Yep. By roughly an order of magnitude.

[charlesoberonn]

Like what Oreo did to Hydrox.

[junk-squared]

The mess is Hydrox?

[segamascott]

[godserene]

[junk-squared]

Me online lol

[junk-squared]

Ok, so if the Sugar Apple Fairy Tale light novels don’t give me a backstory with Anne’s Mom and Dad meeting, falling in love, building the wagon, and pregnancy then I will riot!

[tilliusdiy]

I Need to learn to weave Right Now

[tilliusdiy]

I Need to learn to weave I Need to I Need to I simply Must learn to weave. what the fuck will I do with any of the weavings? who on earth knows but I Must Learn

[summoningspark]

Good news! If you have string you can learn to weave for $0! You just have to be crazy enough to design and build a loom out of trash!

If you have sufficient hubris you don't even have to look anything up ahead of time. You can figure it out as you go

[junk-squared]

The last kills me

Cause it is me

[charlesoberonn]

Which path should he choose?

The path of the warrior, the path of the scholar, or the path of the artist?

[moonimbued]

he should wander away and have a picnic while he thinks about what path to choose

[charlesoberonn]

Great idea! But where should he have the picnic?

Under the tree, or under the old fort?

[acatdisguisedasahuman]

By the sea, so he can enjoy the sound of the waves

[charlesoberonn]

A lovely choice!

Should he build a sandcastle to pass the time? Or perhaps go fishing?

[cynicallyaestetic]

Perhaps he could collect shells he finds interesting

[charlesoberonn]

Sounds fun!

Which shell should he pick up?

[anjing-jam]

This one

[charlesoberonn]

That's not a shell, it's a tiny earpiece.

Should he listen to music? Or to the mysterious pre-recorded message?

[sar-kalu]

He should give it back to the crab in the largest shell, they thought they had lost their wave-pod and are grateful he found it!

[charlesoberonn]

The crab wants to give a gift in return.

Should he accept the gift of power, or the gift of knowledge?

[sunw00d]

the gift of friendship :)

[charlesoberonn]

Friendship acquired!

Should they celebrate with pizza or ice cream?

[valentineish]

The crab friend cannot eat either of those! Let's split a nice seaweed salad instead. :)

[charlesoberonn]

So many options!

Should they get tossed salad, wiggly salad, or spiky salad?

[frescopino]

Seasar salad

[charlesoberonn]

Nothing beats getting it straight from the source

Should they use scissors or claws to cut the seaweed?

[somethingmissingthiswaycomes]

What about that sword in the first panel?

[charlesoberonn]

The circle is complete.

Through choices, friendship, and salad, he found his way to the path of the warrior. But he won't walk it alone.

Their path is just beginning, but this story is over.

Thank you to everyone who participated!

[haltraveler]

This is somehow both the epitome and antithesis of "yes, and" and it FASCINATES me

[charlesoberonn]

"No, and"

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[junk-squared]

I wanna be apart of the next dnd campaign!

[n0tcharlie]

big fan of making these

[jartita-me-teneis]

[sparklytimepiece]

for the jewelry crafters and the macrame enjoyers alike, as both I love this

[riahchan]

[junk-squared]

Need this!

[paleangellex]

I ordered some fiber blend packs off of etsy, 12 oz in all, and have been blending it all together making rolags. It's been a lot of fun blending colors and textures. There was some incredibly soft white fluff, and some more crimpy beige stuff. There's also sparkley nylon in there. I'm making art yarn yall! It's very Jedi robe inspired, and the plan was to make it super chonky, but when I started spinning it came out fine. So, I guess we're going to chain ply and get a DK or worsted. Who cares, I just want to spin it.

[junk-squared]

I hate to break it to you, but those are variously iced cinnamon buns. Good luck spinning them into something other than deliciousness!

[paleangellex]

I mean... I do refer to it as my Obi-Wan yarn. And now my Obi-Wan scarf!

Some detail shots of the yarn

The pattern is the Hipster Shawl by Joji Locatelli

[junk-squared]

I would like to place an order for as many star wars themed things as youd like to make please. (Ponchos, specifically ponchos)

Cause thats gorgeous and I need one

[mollyjames]

I'm so sorry ma'am, yes I know your car was attacked by a Sudowoodo and your policy does cover damage from Rock types, but our system has it listed as a Grass type. There's nothing I can do.

[mollyjames]

Ma'am your pokemon has a ×4 weakness to ground type. We can't insure that- graveler are too populous here and look at its defense scaling. Have you considered investing in an air balloon?

[mollyjames]

I know it's tedious ma'am, but if you teach your pokemon at least one HM that will qualify you for our Expidition Bonus, which gives you a 10% discount on your policy and provides coverage for natural disasters

[mollyjames]

Ma'am that's our EXP-All plan, you have EXP-Share which only covers one additional pokemon

[mollyjames]

I'm sorry ma'am our company is no longer providing accident or disaster insurance in your area. For more information you'll have to speak with the Absol and Xatu in our Calamities department.

[andhumanslovedstories]

Reblog this poll with your age in the tags. Are you younger, older, or the exact same age as the person you reblogged this from?

Older

Younger

Same age

Voting ended onSep 12, 2025

[dumplingsun]

no hands! 💪

the rest of the pelican town's residents are cheering off-screen 😌🤭

[junk-squared]

Doing gods work out here

[paleangellex]

I ordered some fiber blend packs off of etsy, 12 oz in all, and have been blending it all together making rolags. It's been a lot of fun blending colors and textures. There was some incredibly soft white fluff, and some more crimpy beige stuff. There's also sparkley nylon in there. I'm making art yarn yall! It's very Jedi robe inspired, and the plan was to make it super chonky, but when I started spinning it came out fine. So, I guess we're going to chain ply and get a DK or worsted. Who cares, I just want to spin it.

[junk-squared]

I hate to break it to you, but those are variously iced cinnamon buns. Good luck spinning them into something other than deliciousness!

[acoolguy]

sometimes it’s annoying when your character can’t jump in a video game but how often do you jump in real life?

[questions-within-questions]

“Do you even remember the last time you jumped?” is a question I never anticipated leaving me feeling so hollow and terrified.

[junk-squared]

Its annoying i cant double jump in real life

[logarithmicpanda]

Have you ever lived alone for a year or more? (meaning no roommate, no partner regularly sleeping over, no family members, etc.)

Yes

No

Nananananananananana Batman!

Voting ended onSep 11, 2025