buggy guy

roach ♥ 27 ♥ they

[junkyard303]

hii my name's River/Roach i'm 27 years old my pronouns are they/it/he(?) i'm gay & [REDACTED]

BYF HERE PLEASE READ

interests include: GAMES: psychonauts (I & II), final fantasy (VII, X, X-2, XIV), webfishing, portal (I & II), chrono trigger, chrono cross, mouthwashing, animal crossing, rhythm heaven,

MUSIC: waterparks, riley!, the cardboard swords, macseal, finalbossfight!, radiohead, bbno$, ashnikko, the wombats, naethan apollo... and a ton others ask about my music!

SHOWS: higurashi: when they cry, serial experiments lain, scrubs, school spirits,

OTHER TOPICS: magic the gathering, vampire the eternal struggle, vampires, mothman, the magnus archives,

[rocketbirdie]

fine dining

[screenshotsofdespair]

[vaskemire]

[only-cat-memes]

[heartseeker]

do you guys wanna see the most perfectest png of my cat

[heartseeker]

polite bubby.png

[rickybabyboy]

ohhhhhh bubby from orange cats

[jaspertjunk]

Hi sorry I saw a transparent jpeg and immediately put your cat in a situation hope that's cool

[heartseeker]

WHATS HE DOING UP THERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[vakariasdragon]

johnny cash's little brother jimmy pennies is 3 inches tall and has a voice only dogs can hear

[princessmo]

[segamascott]

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[greelin]

they just look like this

[greelin]

too many of you are being far too cruel.

[knowyournewmeme]

You: *panicking, running for your life through my labyrinth space station*

Me, over intercoms: You have terf bangs

[charliekirkassassinationkink]

[underwhelmingalchemist]

Sapphics who don't like fat girls are so weird to me. You're supposed to like girl. Why wouldn't you want more girl per girl

[underwhelmingalchemist]

I have faith this post will be seen by exactly who it needs to

[lymphonodge]

scrappy doo has been found dead in miami

[snootgaze-deactivated20170620]

is he okay

[lymphonodge]

hes alright but he died

[prostheticknowledge]

Dildo Generator

Online 3D experiment by Ikaros Kappler which is described as a “Extrusion/Revolution Generator” ….

Created with three.js, you can alter the bezier curves and angle of the form, and is designed with 3D printing in mind (models can be exported and saved, as well as calculated weight in silicone).

Try it out for yourself (if you wish) here

[johnnystompanado-deactivated201]

the time is now

[susaine-mcswiney-deactivated201]

hell yeah

[defibrinationsyndrome]

ah yes, the ol rolling pin dilda

[spiffymuffin]

[caterjunes]

it’s called the purple ramjet

[jolys]

which end do you start with? the answer is yours to decide

[grillmasterxbbq]

shove a vase up your ass

[lord-kitschener]

not even jesus could save yall motherfuckers’ souls

[fan-troll]

i call it the matterhorn

[poultrymancy]

cackling just continues to get louder as I scroll through

[darklightescape]

i think this is the first time an internet community has discovered something customizable and adamantly refused to make penises

[teapotsahoy]

of course this is the post where tumblr is like “Seems sfw to me!”

[furiousfran]

I call this one the Megahorny

Just cram an entire table lamp up there

[ifitaintbaroque]

Me every time this post crosses my dash:

[rosegardenmassacre-deactivated2]

My laugh at this post is auditory evidence of just how sick I still am.

[prettyyinpunk]

Plate. 

[broadwaytheanimatedseries]

I’d usually post this to my NSFW blog but this is making me laugh so unreasonably hard that I can’t fucking breathe and therefore deserves to be on my main blog

[in3ffable-husbands-deactivated2]

Compiling some of the best ones from the replies-

[ragingbookdragon-deactivated201]

How you gonna do us like that bruh???

[mysukisilentdeath]

ITS BACK

[ivory-reverie]

M U S H R O O M

[bill-nye-official-blog]

en garde

[mist-the-wannabe-linguist]

ONE WILLIAM NOTES

[rate-my-reptile]

Reach WITH IN To your LOCAL dirt and you may find A Friend And Boy…

[lilhoneycat]

[cottoncandylesbo]

the excitable hog

[the-hope-gnome]

[kenziecore]

Ummmm shoutout to people who get home from work and get right in their jammies