whenever I tell a story I feel like Uncle Colm from Derry Girls

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whenever I tell a story I feel like Uncle Colm from Derry Girls
dude star wars is so good and/or bad and/or mediocre sometimes, depending
Ohh so that's why they called that one show Andor
vaseline is op for fucked up skin but its texture stat is dogshit
we aint putting that on the chart, chief
yes the fuck you are if you have any respect for its inventor
OKAY FINE JESUS
tags like this remind me that this is the only social media site where I'll ever truly belong
Shall I compare thee to some shit that's gay?
Writing tips:
“You feel the bulge in his pants” - implies that you are feeling some guy’s penis, may be sexy depending on context
“You feel the bugle in his pants” - implies that this guy has a military horn in his pants, invites confusing questions like why does he have that and how big are his pockets
Both options convey that he's horny
How dare you be funnier than me on my own post
Out of Touch
Out of Touch Thursday
OUT OF TOUCH THURSDAY
but im out of my head when you’re not around…
happy birthday.
this is the only out of touch thursday you can reblog this
I hate you.
every time this goes around I age 10 years
20 Then the LORD said to Moses, "Swinging in the backyard pull up in your fast car whistling my name. 21 Open up a beer and you say get over here and play a video game. 22 I'm in his favorite sundress watchin me get undressed take that body downtown. 23 I say you the bestest lean in for a big kiss put his favorite perfume on. 24 Go play your video game"
me: yeah, so one of your most famous works is actually just that commission of a woman that you kept. Honestly, it's less of the piece itself that lead to its fame and more the mystery surrounding it, so I was hoping you could clear that up the decayed corpse of Leonardo Da Vinci that I resurrected: Hai detto che hanno chiamato una tartaruga che combatte il crimine con il mio nome?
Hang on let me translate something real quick
Yeah this is funny
Crab Restaurant in Dagupan City, Philippines
Filipino vintage postcard
It is abandoned and currently looks like this.
The sleeping beast hungers...
guy who really likes bagels: hmmm... i bagely remember that...
has this been made before
My brothers @wrecking-ball-99 and @exceptionally-minded!
apparently i was supposed to be networking at the kings feasts instead of. idk. eating the best and most food i've had in my life
Sous La Glace, Georges Leonnec for La Vie Parisienne, 1926
The caption is a little fuzzy, but I think the meaning is “Has the Parisienne become economic? You see a lot less panties this year!” :D
youre becoming part of this post @18-1-9
I could end it all and no one would even notice that I was gone. People do not want me around
is 5 too young for the dark crystal? i don’t want to scare my sister but i want to show her
I forgot that was the name of a film when I read this and thought you were desperate to show your 5 y/o sister some sort of cursed artifact