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UWU-GI-OH
YOU STOP THAT,
IT’S TIME to d-d-d-d-duwul
buwu eyes white dwagowon 😔
wed eyes bwack dwagowon
miles “who’s morales” morales’s biggest weakness is the cover story
peter, lying out of his ass: i was, uh, married to his uncle aaron. he just never let you know
Jefferson, later: Do you think Aaron never told us because Peter’s…
Rio: …Tall
Jefferson: I didn’t think Aaron liked … Tall people.
Jefferson: “But listen: Aaron might have married a white boy just to annoy me, specifically. It’s a thing he would do!”
Rio: “I can’t hear you. I’m asleep. I have a shift in four hours.”
I really wish there was a way Uncle Aaron lived and came back to meet his “husband” at some point now.
Aaron: …Miles…I love you, and I am proud of you…but you are somehow the smartest and dumbest boy I have ever known.
Miles: Says the man who used his big brain to become a criminal when he could’ve been a black Tony Stark with that gear he made. And thought working for the Kingpin, who everyone knows will throw his minions away like tissues, was a good idea!
Peter: He makes a good point, babe, you did kind of mess up first–
Aaron: Call me babe again and see what happens. I’ll whoop you with a collapsed lung.
All I see is “fake marriage au, but it’s also enemies to lovers”
If I ever stop reblogging this post, assume that I have yeeted myself off this mortal coil
why are cheetahs not technically big cats? is it just because they're weird as hell or do they not meet some big cat criteria?
so the thing about Big Cats is that they’re all closely related members of the genus Panthera!
because they’re all part of the same lineage, they share a lot of traits like the ability to roar.
and cheetahs are actually members of a completely different cat lineage altogether, the genus Acinonyx!
they’re not very closely related to the big cats at all and are actually most closely related to Pumas, which you can totally see if you stack them up next to each other and squint really hard.
it’s okay though, the cheetah can still be the biggest cat in our hearts :’)
also some of you may have picked up on this, but the reason that the cheetah’s closest modern relative is a family of cats on an entirely separate fucking continent is that… drumroll please… cheetahs actually evolved in North America!
B-DM TSCH!
about nine million years ago in North America, cheetahs and pumas split off from the rest of the small-cat lineage together and evolved into their separate groups! different species of now-extinct ancient cheetahs thrived in North America for millions of years, streaking across the prairies and clobbering the everloving shit out of any herbivore too slow to get out of the way.
<art src: Peter Schouten>
(this is why the North American pronghorn antelope is actually the second-fastest land animal alive today, despite not having any current predators even vaguely in their speed range! once upon a time, not that long ago, they had to dodge a prehistoric cheetah that could pull highway-level speeds.)
cheetahs were successful enough that they even made it out of North America and into Eurasia via the Bering Land Bridge, only making it to Africa after conquering their way across the steppes!
<art src: Velizar Simeonovski>
but things changed, as they always do, and global climate disruption led the the extinction of all cheetah species except the one in Africa, effectively terminating the entire cheetah dynasty.
do they remember? I hope so.
pumas are doing JUST FINE, though! guess there’s something to be said for being a mid-sized hypergeneralist predator in the face of global change.
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I wanna be a cowboy baaaaby
only address me as The Friend from now on
1. nonbinary people have always been around
2. omfg imagine pulling this on conservative religious relatives today
Whenever Geralt has to deliver bad news I make him wear the mask.
thursday needs a meme, here’s my attempt to contribute. it’s thursday and i’m here to help. thanks
it’s thursday today but it’s cold outside, so here’s an update on my attempt at a thursday meme. it’s thursday and it’s cold but i’m still here to help. thanks
it’s 2015 now and thursday still needs a meme, here’s another attempt to contribute. it’s thursday and it’s a new year and as always i’m here to help. thanks
spring has sprung but thursday still needs a meme, so here’s another attempt to contribute. it’s springtime this thursday, and even as the seasons change i’m here to help. thanks
it’s a summer thursday and thursday still needs a meme, so here’s one more attempt to contribute. it’s thursday and this summer i’m here to help. thanks
Her dedication must not go unrecognized
i can’t believe i found this again on a thursday lady your mission has been accomplished
Rule: you can only reblog this on Thursday.
Ooo its thursday
I have posted this every Thursday for 2 months. Has anyone even noticed?
It’s Thursday! Time to reblog yet again.
Happy Thursday!
Happy thursday my friends! remember, spooky season doesn’t end until tomorrow, cause of dotd!!
Well, it’s thursday
Its thursday
It’s Thursday
Thursday
well happy thursday
Imma queue this every Thursday ✌️✌️
it’s Thursday
Lucky Thursday!!!
ITS THE DAY OF THE THUR
How did this appear on my dash on THURSDAY?
Huh
THIS MEME AGAIN
IT’S THURSDAY, FUCKERS
It’s just 29 minutes into Thursday and this has appeared on my dash
It’s THURSDAY!!!!
IT IS THURSDAY Y’ALL
HEY LOOK ITS THURSDAY
I wish there was a way to schedule this for every Thursday bc its precious and also so I can keep track of how much I’m shitposting lmao
Happy Thursday!!
water
meat
vegetables
salt
this is soup.
its too cold
Gazpacho
no tomatos in it
there's at least one tomato in it
bastard
he’s just a baby please
baby bastard more like
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#mr city was my father please call me owl
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