[artofdoubt]

Deborah and Ava + Ava's hands

[striders]

kind of a milf.

[striders]

none needed brother

[raccoonboywrites]

Mutuals every time we’re all online this is what we’re doing

[subaru-copilot]

it gets to a point that is just weirder if they didn't fuck

[subaru-copilot]

you did all this and it was not even because you wanted to bang him? weirdo

[splotchee]

How people treat you after you come out as trans is as if there was a murder and you are both the victim and the culprit.

[splotchee]

Cis people will never understand the true pain of watching your family grieve your death while simultaneously treating you as if you, personally, cut the throat of whomst their grief lies with, even though its you, and you're still living.

[thesaltofcarthage]

what did that one person’s great therapist say? “Your father is mourning an empty grave; you’re not obligated to go lie down in it.” 

[dinahlaurellancesource]

dinah lance per episode ➼ 8.01 starling city

[loveridden1999]

i love final girl concept so much because yes the last one standing should always be a woman. women even. i am greedy like that

[theorangepdf]

reading a good poem makes a poem of your own start bubbling in your chest. like woah someone just turned the heat of the stove on high

[omegaversereloaded]

You got cum on your face you big disgrace

[basi-boy]

not what he said!!

[omegaversereloaded]

We will we will fuck you

[schlarklezyaoi]

the fact that we only have “herculean task” and “sisyphean task” feels so limiting. so here’s a few more tasks for your repertoire

icarian task: when you have a task you know you’re going to fail at anyways, so why not have some fun with it before it all comes crashing down

cassandrean task: when you have to deal with people you KNOW won’t listen to you, despite having accurate information, and having to watch them fumble about when you told them the solution from the start (most often witnessed in customer service)

feel free to chime in i ran out of ideas much faster than i anticipated

[sherbertilluminated]

Promethean task: opposite of a Cassandraean task. You have the right information, and SOMEONE has to share it. But it's all in the delivery and if you're the person to identify the problem you WILL be hated forever.

[thearrogantemu]

Oedipal Task: (1) Attempting to avoid an unspeakably awful outcome and in doing so creating the circumstances that will bring it about. (2) Trying to solve an problem and discovering that you are in fact the problem you are trying to solve.

[theoppositeofprofound]

Odyssean task: you’ll complete it but it’ll take 20 times longer than it should and involve multiple side quests and mini-adventures

[autistobrat]

scientists are experimenting on cross-breeding a crab and a cheetah; things could go sideways real fast

[kurulover]

I hate that when you’re stressed enough your body just starts falling apart. I think it should realize you’re already stressed and don’t need that and start functioning better actually

[kurulover]

[loveridden1999]

doing things at the right age is literally a made up concept. you can start/pursue anything at any age. btw.

[loveridden1999]

remember remember

[chaotic-neutral-knitter]

do you ever feel yourself fail a charisma check in real time

[scarlct-vvitch]

grace, who has been alone for five minutes: oh my god. an alien! im not alone anymore! i hope he wants to be friends :)

rocky, coming up on 50 years of solitude, imprinting on grace in ways baby ducklings can only dream of: if you leave me to sleep where i can't watch your heart beat i am blowing up this tunnel with us both in it

[scarlct-vvitch]

free fic idea up for grabs. godspeed

[kintatsujo]

for the most part I have ended up replacing "dude" in my vocabulary with "boss" because it's gender neutral and it's easier to just replace certain words than to watch who you say them to (like I still SAY dude but a lot less than boss)

Anyway the major effect of this is that it makes me sound like a mafia henchman sometimes like "I dunno about that boss"

[trinitite]

I once said "you got it, boss" to a coworker and she pointed at me and said "don't you put that shit on me."

[thistoowillpasss]

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